What a sweet case of the poor helping the dumb who are misled by the offer of something for nothing. Who could resist in such an incestous place as Dona Ana County? Next we'll be seeing a story about an arrested con giving us pointers about how not to trust Internet comeons! Thankfully we have this story's excellent in-depth exaggerations and painful coehersions of getting dopey people to say the quote you want to write.
Alas, it used to be so much easier in the older days when we all could believe everything we read!