Ask A Mexican

Fetus T Bluster wrote:

<quoted text>they eat beans everyday so they can take a bubble bath at night.

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Hector wrote:

I love the youth of today. No respect for older folk. Vandals, thieves and crooks. A few hours ago my utility barn was broke into. Sneeky little b@st@rds.

Fetus T Bluster wrote:

<quoted text>they eat beans everyday so they can take a bubble bath at night.

Hector wrote:

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Yeah, now that's a cook off!!

illegals suck wrote:

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Hector, are you a second or third generation American? Can you speak Spanish?
I was thinking about my neighbor - Hector - oops, I mean "Raul."
You know, we get along well but, he's been parking in our side of the parking lot, lately. Parking was already tight, now is worse.
Since then, we don't get along as well. Always a battle to park in these apts. I wish he'd go back to his own side of the parking lots. Is he exerting power over whites or, is he just being selfish and greedy?
Hw can I get him to move out of our parking area?

illegals suck wrote:

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Hector, are you a second or third generation American? Can you speak Spanish?
I was thinking about my neighbor - Hector - oops, I mean "Raul."
You know, we get along well but, he's been parking in our side of the parking lot, lately. Parking was already tight, now is worse.
Since then, we don't get along as well. Always a battle to park in these apts. I wish he'd go back to his own side of the parking lots. Is he exerting power over whites or, is he just being selfish and greedy?
Hw can I get him to move out of our parking area?

Hector wrote:

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There should be set alowances for each apartments and the amount of cars alowed on the site.

Fetus T Bluster wrote:

<quoted text>you can`t mess with a mexican on section 8!

illegals suck wrote:

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I have complained and offered to pay extra, if they would establish reserved parking. I get nothing. It seems they are pushing parking permit stickers on everyone so that, no one can complain about unauthorized parking.
I hate these apts and, will get a house when the lease is up. Would be so fantastic to drive home at night, knowing you will have a place to park. I might get my own version of the serenity that you found, Hec.

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jennifer wrote:

<quoted text>your welcome!

Hector wrote:

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You know why us Mexicans have our chain steering wheelson backwards?? Makes it easier to drive with handcuffs on!!

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jennifer wrote:

<quoted text>hey hector, you haven't been around in a while.your joke is funny. but the ones I see with chain steering wheels were the lowriders.

Fetus T Bluster wrote:

<quoted text>do you know why mexicans drive lowriders? so they can drive and pick tomatoes at the same time.

jenjens real life wrote:

wah, wah, unfair, the mexicans took my job, with there lowriders, there so smart.. and dummy me was just bent over pickin them,(until Juan ) now im popin his babies out !!

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Juan wrote:

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Si. Si. We do the hard work.

justagi wrote:

<quoted text>C'mon, juan, you're so lazy, your girlfriend was already pregnant when you met her.