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WHY I NEVER VISIT RICH PEOPLE
Question: "What would you like to drink ... fruit juice, soda, tea, milo,
chocolate, or coffee?"

Answer: "Tea please"

Question: Ceylon tea, herbal tea, bush tea, honey bush tea, ice tea or
green tea?"

Answer: " Ceylon tea please"

Question: "How would you like it? Black or white?"

Answer: "White please"

Question: "Milk, whitener, or condensed milk?"
Answer: "Milk please "

Question: "Goat milk, camel milk or cow milk?"

Answer: "Cow milk please."

Question: "Milk from Freezeland or Afrikaner cow?"

Answer : " Afrikaner cow please."

Question: " Warm or cold?"

Answer: "Warm please."

Question: "Full cream, low fat or fat free?"

Answer: "Umm .... I'll rather take it black please."

Question: "Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"
Answer: "With sugar please."

Question: "Beet sugar or cane sugar?"

Answer: "Cane sugar please."

Question: "White, brown or yellow sugar?"

Answer: "Just forget about the tea. I'll have a glass of water instead
please."

Question: "Mineral or still water ? "

Answer: "Mineral water please."

Question: "Flavoured or non-flavoured ?"

Answer: "Hey futsek mann! Just get me water from the river... I don't
wanna know which river, and stop asking me too many questions. NXA!

haaaaaaaaaaaaaa. oa tla oa nqabola, shame poor man its better to visits batho ba tshoanang le rona tje. I mean ntlung ea mofutsana o tla thola meetse a tsoang pompong

thanks

ke sa hopola habo Ts'oani le bo Tloeps ba ntse ba hola, mantloane esale mantloane. Ts'oani o ne a sala ha nkhonoae setsoala ntatae.

Mantloaneng mona Ts'oani e neba mokoko.
Tloeps eba ntate ha Qops eba 'm'e.

Joale Tloeps o na kota Qops mehlaena, Ts'oani ke pelo bohloko a ea ho nkhono,

Hi hi hi ! nkhono Tloeps o hana ho nkota, ke Ts'oani eo.

Hei oena Tloperenyoepe Le eno oa ngoanaka ha kotoe, ke nkhonoa Ts'oani eo.

ha ha ha ha Qops a ntse a ithatela, sek a imenya-menya a le mong.

soba le boea wrote:

ke sa hopola habo Ts'oani le bo Tloeps ba ntse ba hola, mantloane esale mantloane. Ts'oani o ne a sala ha nkhonoae setsoala ntatae.
Mantloaneng mona Ts'oani e neba mokoko.
Tloeps eba ntate ha Qops eba 'm'e.
Joale Tloeps o na kota Qops mehlaena, Ts'oani ke pelo bohloko a ea ho nkhono,
Hi hi hi ! nkhono Tloeps o hana ho nkota, ke Ts'oani eo.
Hei oena Tloperenyoepe Le eno oa ngoanaka ha kotoe, ke nkhonoa Ts'oani eo.

ke mohla nkoane Tloeps a tla e itsipa ka ziphi ea ba o ntsa sotheha feela ha bolele o entse joang ea ba o oa qhangoa khele!A se khitla

One day Tloeps was out with friends,it was at Friday night.so Qops was so angry that Tloeps is coming home late,then Qops told their baby not to open for father Tloeps when he got back.

At around 11:30pm,the father arraved,he knocked and no one opened the door,he called the wife by name.

Then Qops answerd,"Khutlela moo u tsoang."
Tloeps, "ke kopa u mpulele hle, ha ke tlo robala,ke mpa ke tlo nka chelete ea ka feela,likoena li on special vitoria koana,"

Qops ka ho teneha,"Nxa,tlo robale ntja ke tla u fa Mahala."

mosobetsi oa CGM:Ke botsa hore na makaka o ka mona ka Ha Tsolo a e a fihli neng ka mono ka WASA?
Receptionist:ka 'nete ha ke tsebe 'me.
mosebetsi:oe ke folashelletse mokholo joale ke kopa o eme moo tankeng e tle ere ha makaka a ha makaka a Ha Tsolo a fihla o tl o shebe anflopo e sootho hle.

Ngoana wrote:

One day Tloeps was out with friends,it was at Friday night.so Qops was so angry that Tloeps is coming home late,then Qops told their baby not to open for father Tloeps when he got back.
At around 11:30pm,the father arraved,he knocked and no one opened the door,he called the wife by name.
Then Qops answerd,"Khutlela moo u tsoang."
Tloeps, "ke kopa u mpulele hle, ha ke tlo robala,ke mpa ke tlo nka chelete ea ka feela,likoena li on special vitoria koana,"
Qops ka ho teneha,"Nxa,tlo robale ntja ke tla u fa Mahala."

Hona ke koluoa!

Ke lapeng bosiu ha Sobi le Seity, ba lula malaeneng a single room,bana le ngoana ale mong.

Seity: ntate tsatsing lena ke kopa hore u skaba etsa lerata ha rentse re jana hobane ngoana o tla re utloa.
Sobi: ketla thola oena mosali oaka.

Ke bosiu joale Sobi le Seity baqala motjeko oa kalaneng;

Sobi: hmmm!! oa utloa ke thotse?(oa hoeshetsa)
Seity: e kea utloa!(oa hoeshetsa)
Sobi: hmmm!! oa utloa ke thotse ngoana?(lentsoe lesele phahame)
Seity: shhhhh keitse e!
Sobi: Ke rote? Ke rote? Ke rote?
Seity: E rota! E rota!
Ngoana: ha le qeta moo labese le isa likobo tseo tsa lona kantle nna nkekebe ka kopa ke moroto oa motho e mokana ka ntate!!

Tloeperenyoepe wrote:

Ke lapeng bosiu ha Sobi le Seity, ba lula malaeneng a single room,bana le ngoana ale mong.
Seity: ntate tsatsing lena ke kopa hore u skaba etsa lerata ha rentse re jana hobane ngoana o tla re utloa.
Sobi: ketla thola oena mosali oaka.
Ke bosiu joale Sobi le Seity baqala motjeko oa kalaneng;
Sobi: hmmm!! oa utloa ke thotse?(oa hoeshetsa)
Seity: e kea utloa!(oa hoeshetsa)
Sobi: hmmm!! oa utloa ke thotse ngoana?(lentsoe lesele phahame)
Seity: shhhhh keitse e!
Sobi: Ke rote? Ke rote? Ke rote?
Seity: E rota! E rota!
Ngoana: ha le qeta moo labese le isa likobo tseo tsa lona kantle nna nkekebe ka kopa ke moroto oa motho e mokana ka ntate!!

che o sele hore!!

seity wrote:

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Hona ke koluoa!

o itsoere hampe oena

Bohle ba nahanang hore ha ke na sense of humour ba etse one straight lines mona.

Ke lapeng ha Sthiba le Seity

Sthiba: mora keng eka u tauoe tje?
Mora: ache ntate ha kea taoa empa oa tseba hore since ke sebetsa likepeng koana maqhubu ana asa tloaelitse mmele oaka hore o thekesele.
Sthiba: hee monna kena le 25 years ke kota 'mao, empa haoso bone kentse ke tsamaea ke fecha-fecha mona hobane ke ja 'mao mehlaena.

Ebe Lits'oanelo le Tloepse ke le entseng tsatsing le leholo hakale la lifulu?

Tloeperenyoepe wrote:

Ke lapeng ha Sthiba le Seity
Sthiba: mora keng eka u tauoe tje?
Mora: ache ntate ha kea taoa empa oa tseba hore since ke sebetsa likepeng koana maqhubu ana asa tloaelitse mmele oaka hore o thekesele.
Sthiba: hee monna kena le 25 years ke kota 'mao, empa haoso bone kentse ke tsamaea ke fecha-fecha mona hobane ke ja 'mao mehlaena.

Tloeps: Ntaaate, mosali oa ka o balehile.

Ratloeps: Molato?

Tloeps: O re ha ke na lechomboro ke tle ka la ntate mohlomong le tla leka ts'ebetso.

Ratloeps: Oho! Efela ke sfebe. ekasita 'm'au a mameletse lilemo tse kaa a sa lle ka size ea ka.

hei oena Sthi le Tloeps ake le itsoareng hantle, Mesiche!

Tsoani wrote:

hei oena Sthi le Tloeps ake le itsoareng hantle, Mesiche!

oa bona ba sele joang ? Hlokomela o seke oa ruta ts'oene ho jaefa hoba e tla jaefa ho o feta, o qetetse?

Tsoani wrote:

hei oena Sthi le Tloeps ake le itsoareng hantle, Mesiche!

Qala ka ho khalemela ntho'ena eno pele. Kamfong hana ke rangoan'au?

Tloeps: ntate sthiba u nts'u soboloha molato?

sthiba: ke na le discomfort mona tlhafung.

Tloeps: Ke cramp, e re ke u silile ka sloans.

sthiba: S'ka pota!!! Ke le mo kaale ke ts'aoroa ke li-cramp?

Tloeps: Esilane.

sthiba: Ngoana'ka, monna ha a le ageng ena ea ka u ts'oaroa ke li-crempelene e seng li-cramp.

A man and his family of 8 walk to the bustop and find a blind already waiting for the bus. They all wait together until the bus arrives. Finally it arrives but unfortunately there's only room for 8. The blind man and the husband decide to walk and let the mother and the 7 kids to take the bus.
As the two men move along the street, the husband starts to get annoyed by tic-ing sound of the blind mans walking stick against the pavement. So the husband says: "Why dont you glue a piece of rubber at the tip of your stick so it does't make this irritating noice?" The blind man shakes his head and replies: "If you had put a rubber at the end of your tip we would be on the bus!!!"