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The Real Elias wrote:

Chapter 7..
Elias hung up the phone. His thoughts turned to punc. "Whose looking after Rusty"?
Punc had applied for an Australian visa as he had been thrown out of Canada and the USA. When he arrived in a Sydney boarding house he purchased some cheap smack and was read to smoke it.
Bad luck was in store for puncy as he walked in TBA giving Gottaliv a good *******
The partly dressed Gottaliv turned around "who are you" she said in a startled voice. Punc answered I'm a Sri Lankan muslim refugee. Of all the things Gottaliv couldnt stand in the world punc had to walk in on her during one of her monthly sessions...
TBA said "Gott" "what do you want me to do this pervert" Gottaliv answered ""lets throw him to the sharks"!!
Punc was bound and tied - taken out in a boat he was thrown overboard. Luckily a a boatload of illegal Tamils rescued his lifeless body. A particularly old hairy Tamil man who had been eating pork rinds gave him mouth to mouth.
"errr" said punc "where am I". The Tamil man said vannakam machan you are on the good ship Eelam! Punc screamed "NOOOOOOOO"
A few months later the boat was sent back and punc was in the Horana hospital in Sri Lanka with Harini next to him. Punc opened his bleary eyes "who are you" Harini said "Its me I'm beautiful now" Punc was amazed. Harini told him the bad news ....you only have a few days to live - what can I do...."please Harini..."I want to see Angel one last time" Harini knew she had to pick up the phone and call England...time was running out....
To be continued.....

You're too quick for me Elias. I'm not used to this...

Anyway, you never did tell me what you do for a living!

Angel wrote:

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Lol! So that's it.

Ask Emp, he is so jealous, he would love to have the brains of a woman..., failing that the brains and artistic ability of a gay man...lol

Angel wrote:

<quoted text> You are male, right?(Just read Elias' last chapter)

Cosmopolitan wrote:

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Here we go! Angle is female as am I, I too have been told I am male. I think some males here just hate to be beat by a girl!!!!!

lol... well then, may-be we should start a club as I've been 'accused' of that several times - last time I looked I was still female.

Elias is just a typical arrogant Indian male with an anal fixation who loves Australians to death - but won't admit it. Aren't ya Eli???

The Real Elias wrote:

Chapter 7...time was running out....
To be continued.....

Typical, you left the dog out! Where's Rusty? Who's looking after him? He's the only one worth anything in this saga.

Gottaliv wrote:

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lol... well then, may-be we should start a club as I've been 'accused' of that several times - last time I looked I was still female.
Elias is just a typical arrogant Indian male with an anal fixation who loves Australians to death - but won't admit it. Aren't ya Eli???

Hey Gott, I've been meaning to ask you - is that your backside?

Gottaliv wrote:

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Typical, you left the dog out! Where's Rusty? Who's looking after him? He's the only one worth anything in this saga.

He'll get a run

Angel wrote:

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You're too quick for me Elias. I'm not used to this...

Take your time...

Cosmopolitan wrote:

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Ask Emp, he is so jealous, he would love to have the brains of a woman..., failing that the brains and artistic ability of a gay man...lol

Lol! You're on form today, Cosmo. Must have had a good weekend.

Cosmopolitan wrote:

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Have you moved to Perth or just visiting?

Hi Mrs C
Long time no hear.
Still mad at me for my Saudi joke. I did apologise.
No my ISP seems to be bouncing around, I'm in Melbourne.

The Real Elias wrote:

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Hi Mrs C
Long time no hear.
Still mad at me for my Saudi joke. I did apologise.
No my ISP seems to be bouncing around, I'm in Melbourne.

That is some bounce!!

Not mad anymore, just sad. I so hate the death sentence in any country and in Saudi there is no such thing as a fair trial....

Angel wrote:

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Lol! You're on form today, Cosmo. Must have had a good weekend.

Friday was dreadful...good job I am not superstitious!

The Real Elias wrote:

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Hi Mrs C
Long time no hear.
Still mad at me for my Saudi joke. I did apologise.
No my ISP seems to be bouncing around, I'm in Melbourne.

And I did/do expect better of you, that was part of it too.

The Real Elias wrote:

Chapter 7..
Elias hung up the phone. His thoughts turned to punc. "Whose looking after Rusty"?
Punc had applied for an Australian visa as he had been thrown out of Canada and the USA. When he arrived in a Sydney boarding house he purchased some cheap smack and was read to smoke it.
Bad luck was in store for puncy as he walked in TBA giving Gottaliv a good *******
The partly dressed Gottaliv turned around "who are you" she said in a startled voice. Punc answered I'm a Sri Lankan muslim refugee. Of all the things Gottaliv couldnt stand in the world punc had to walk in on her during one of her monthly sessions...
TBA said "Gott" "what do you want me to do this pervert" Gottaliv answered ""lets throw him to the sharks"!!
Punc was bound and tied - taken out in a boat he was thrown overboard. Luckily a a boatload of illegal Tamils rescued his lifeless body. A particularly old hairy Tamil man who had been eating pork rinds gave him mouth to mouth.
"errr" said punc "where am I". The Tamil man said vannakam machan you are on the good ship Eelam! Punc screamed "NOOOOOOOO"
A few months later the boat was sent back and punc was in the Horana hospital in Sri Lanka with Harini next to him. Punc opened his bleary eyes "who are you" Harini said "Its me I'm beautiful now" Punc was amazed. Harini told him the bad news ....you only have a few days to live - what can I do...."please Harini..."I want to see Angel one last time" Harini knew she had to pick up the phone and call England...time was running out....
To be continued.....

Chapter 8

And the it was the creaking of the door that disturbed Elias of his oral pleasure.Then a push of the trigger,An anguished cry and Elias was no more.

"Everything is going be alright baby,Me and ma just had an argument" Said Emperor as he tucked Prince's bed in."No matter what no matter who just always know that I love you.".And prince did not hear the screams of his mother as she was rightfully avenged And neither did he smelled the stench of the corpse that was dumped with the garbage.

"Please, Please I love you .... just let me and Mahinda go " begged Angel as struggled against the hold of Emperor but of no avail." I don't blame you Angel it is your gender your existence and your ethnicity that I blame and of which I will take my vengeance"." Why are you doing this to me" cried Angel as she was thrown across the bed and slammed against the wall.And the Gun aim slanted towards Angels heart.

"You were suppose to love me"

To be continued.....

Cosmopolitan wrote:

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Ask Emp, he is so jealous, he would love to have the brains of a woman..., failing that the brains and artistic ability of a gay man...lol

No Mrs C unlike your kind I don't want my life's purpose to be of the propagation of the species or of recreational sodomy.

Angel wrote:

Anyway, you never did tell me what you do for a living!

From his facial features it is rather obvious he engages in the pornographic industry.

The Real Elias wrote:

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Hey Gott, I've been meaning to ask you - is that your backside?

And I too wonder why you have put your backside as your profile picture.

Emperor wrote:

<quoted text>Chapter 8
And the it was the creaking of the door that disturbed Elias of his oral pleasure.Then a push of the trigger,An anguished cry and Elias was no more.
"Everything is going be alright baby,Me and ma just had an argument" Said Emperor as he tucked Prince's bed in."No matter what no matter who just always know that I love you.".And prince did not hear the screams of his mother as she was rightfully avenged And neither did he smelled the stench of the corpse that was dumped with the garbage.
"Please, Please I love you .... just let me and Mahinda go " begged Angel as struggled against the hold of Emperor but of no avail." I don't blame you Angel it is your gender your existence and your ethnicity that I blame and of which I will take my vengeance"." Why are you doing this to me" cried Angel as she was thrown across the bed and slammed against the wall.And the Gun aim slanted towards Angels heart.
"You were suppose to love me"
To be continued.....

Hey, Emp, I know you're a man of unbridled passion, but you're not killing me off yet. This is Chapter 8.

Chapter 9

Meanwhile, back in London

"Go if you must", said Emperor, irritably, "but I'm not coming to see that Al Qaeda terrorist, death bed or no death bed. And Neither are Mahinda and Prince. Nothing would induce me to step foot in Shitlanka again in this lifetime. I've left the Pariah State for good".

"Ok, Darling, you win", said Angel, gazing at her husband affectionately. Yes, he could be a pain in the backside and still insisted that he felt absolutely nothing for any woman, including herself, but she knew he was just a big softie at heart. After all, hadn't he burst into tears when he first saw her at the Topix reunion, nine years ago? "Arrange my ticket, will you, honey, while I go upstairs and pack?"

En route to the airport, Angel starts to panic. "How the f*ck am I going to manage out there? I don't speak the lingo and I don't know my way around. I know, I'll call Elias! He can meet me out there. This is our destiny".

Angel starts to fantasise about how romantic it will be. After all, it was Puncsy that had come between them in the first place and now it was only fitting that, in death, he should bring them together again. They can stay in one of those hotels that Imp keeps going on about it, the ones with the lovely breakfasts! It will be just like the honeymoon they never had. As she thinks about the things they're going to do to each other, she says aloud, much to the cab driver's surprise, "Thank you, God!"

Unfortunately, however, Elias doesn't pick up. His phone is now permanently on silent, as his wife has become so suspicious. Angel sends a text instead. At the end of the text, she explains that Cosmo is looking after Rusty. Angel then sends a text to Emperor, to remind him to feed Mussolini, their gorgeous black persian cat. Leaving Mussolini had been even harder than saying goodbye to the kids. Still, it was only two weeks...

To be continued

Cosmopolitan wrote:

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That is some bounce!!
Not mad anymore, just sad. I so hate the death sentence in any country and in Saudi there is no such thing as a fair trial....

In Puncy's language we have to Fck all the Arab Morons in Saudi.

Emperor wrote:

<quoted text>No Mrs C unlike your kind I don't want my life's purpose to be of the propagation of the species or of recreational sodomy.

Emp, what do you want your life's purpose to be?