Racist Hindu Jokes!!! Lol!!! For fun only

harry khan wrote:

Gandu hinduism is fake religion

Yes, your religion is all true because Mohamed said so.
Classic Hindu joke.

A few more classic jokes:

http://www.topix.com/forumsearch/world/united...

A few more of my favourites:

http://www.topix.com/forum/world/united-kingd...

And a few more....

http://www.topix.com/forum/world/united-kingd...

This is rather good too...

http://www.topix.com/forum/world/united-kingd...

Interesting, interesting....

http://www.topix.com/forum/world/united-kingd...

We need to respect peoples religion.
That is really bad on every level. Islam teaches to respect all the religion no matter how and what they practice. Do not cuss someone's God if u dont want ur od to be cussed

Khan wrote:

We need to respect peoples religion.
That is really bad on every level. Islam teaches to respect all the religion no matter how and what they practice. Do not cuss someone's God if u dont want ur od to be cussed

I AGREE .

I think u r cuteli (Muslim).

Mauritian wrote:

-Have you heard the biggest joke of All time???
-Hinduism
-What is the concept of GOD in Hinduism???
-A big black cock with milk pouring on it
-What was Ram doing when Rawan was raping Sita???
-He was sucking Hanuman
-How does a Hindu respect animals???
-He prays elephants and monkey gods
-What is another name for a hindu???
-Cock worshiper
-How do you know if you are hindu????
-You penis is 3 inches long!!! lol

Indians are black idiots..im a namesake kashmiri lol

This is Horrible.

ilyas kashmiri wrote:

Indians are black idiots..im a namesake kashmiri lol

again you are here to get insulted....go on..now someone else will kick ur ass here..hehehhe

indian power wrote:

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ONE JOKE FROM MY SIDE WHICH IS ACTUALLY A REALITY..."YOUR SIS AND MOM ARE WITH ME ...AND WE 3 ARE ENJOYING GREATLY IN THE BED AND YOU R BUSY READING JOKES HERE..THEY BOTH WILL BE LATE ..DNT WORRRY ABT THEM I WILL DROP THEM TO U.K..I REQUEST YOU, WHEN THE COME BACK ASK THEM HOW LONG WAS THE DICK WHICH SATISFIED BOTH OF THEM SIMULTANIOUSLY..SHE WILL TELL...THEY WERE ACTUALLY HOSPITALISED FOR 2 DAYS AFTER GETTING FUCKED BY ME...THATS WHY THEY ARE LATE...HEHEHEHEH....

Keep wishing Paki - that is all you are capable of achieving.

BTW - I just couldn't resist:

http://www.topix.com/forum/world/united-kingd...

All Muslims in India are a joke.

WTF are you Muzzers doing in India?
Go to Pakiland and Bangladesh -
those were created for you.

India is a Hindu state.
You don't go because you
don't find things like daily
drone strikes funny.

Well I'm laughing already.

No One wrote:

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thats why mauritius is becoming like india shitholes

that's so mean. at least try to be humane with your jokes. im ashamed to be part of the same species as you

lol wrote:

hahahahahha funnyyyy!!!!
-What was Ram doing when Rawan was raping Sita???
-He was sucking Hanuman

How dare you!!! Insult our faith and belief like that! It may be quite easy for you sitting far away from a country and bitching about the people and their faith.. But fortunately our minds is not filled with shit like yours!! So we probably wont come down to your level... BUT BELIEVE ME YOU DONT WANT US TO COME DOWN TO YOUR LEVEL! BECAUSE THEN IT IS GOING TO BE MESSY DUDE...!!! So NEXT TIME ATLEAST THINK THOUSAND TIMES BEFORE SAYING THAT ABOUT AN Indian's faith unless you ont want the internet to be flooding wit jokes about you and your stupid country!!

Madarchod gandu hindus haramkhor mandir bna kr dunia ko lut te hai aur waha sex racket chalate hai.

Bibek wrote:

Stop such joking man, religion is not a joke. Mautitius got a sizable hindu population, don't you ever realise that, start respecting your fellomen, you subhuman...

madarchod population vyada kr kar bhi tu gandu hinduo ne kaun sa lund ukhad liya tha, 2000 saal tak to dunia ki gulami ki hai tum chutiyo hijdo ne.

All the jokes posted here suck. Here are a few funny ones:

"A Christian's worship can move anything...
...a Hindu worships anything that moves."

I was on a train when I saw a sleeping Hindu on the next seat, with a red dot on his head.
I thought to myself "is he on standby"?

I saw a strange Hindu ritual once. This Hindu fellow had his Honda's engine running in a parking lot. A dozen or so Hindus has formed a circle around the car and were praying.
I went up to them and asked what they were doing.
They replied "Idle worship".

Why don't Hindus eat cows?
They may be many things, but cannibals they are not!

Did you hear about the Hindu suicide-bomber?
He was promised 72 Varadharajans.
(The last one is an in-joke).