How to Get any American Habesha girl for black guys (Part 2):

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Anonymous

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4) Contrary to popular belief, habesha Americans girls are very insecure about their looks. So, you can never tell them enough how beautiful they are. Even though most of them are already incredibly beautiful, you have to remind them everyday that they are a gorgeous model since they all dream of being America's next-top model (it's their favorite tv show). Even better, tell them they are the most beautiful habesha girl you've ever seen; that makes them even feel better since they already believe habesha women are the most beautiful and are superior to every other race.
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5) Love their culture. Most habesha American girls are as much into their culture, as they are in the black culture. However, many are just using their culture to sound unique and exotic. They will act as if they are very cultured and patriotic, but don't let that discourage you because that's just for-show. They love to date black men (one of their biggest preferences) or any guy who's 'hood'-enough. Say something as simple as you just love Ethiopian food (if you don't know anything else), anything that shows that you have a little interest in their culture, even if you don't care at all. Obviously, don't joke about their culture in any offensive way, even if they make fun of your culture (it's just another double-standard).
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6) A great body/physique is a huge help. They ALL love Reggie Bush. If you have a 6-pack body or huge muscular chest, that's a huge bonus because American habesha girls are extremely superficial beings and will succumb to muscle-toned males. The irony to this is that most of them are completely out-of-shape (i.e., having no legs whatsoever) and for many of them, the closest thing they've been to a gym...is the mickey-d's thatís next to it. But, don't think for a second it's okay for you to have a beer belly even though they do. Habesha American girls, unlike their native equivalents, strictly try to make it in America with their facial looks. Without looks, they would feel nothing, they would be nothing.
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I hope that I have helped you in some way. Remember: if all fails, you're black so just be yourself (but not the Carlton black, the wack-gangster Will Smith type). Good luck!

Also, look out for "Stuff habesha American Males like" (for black females) coming soon...
liya

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Sep 12, 2011
 
xD that is the biggest trash i have ever read ^^
The only thing i agree within you stupid list of advices how you can get a habesha girls is that we are beautiful :D
I can tell you that habeshasgirls in general don't have a preference I know some who like asians others prefer whites and there are also a lot who love their own ppl ^^
And the whole culture& tradition thing is not faked , believe me we are very proud of it and actually our culture makes us unique !
Like ur culture makes you unique ;)
Please stop wasting your time with thinking about what we like or what not ^^
get a job or something ...#
Alex

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Sep 12, 2011
 
Rahel Tecle wrote:
4) Contrary to popular belief, habesha Americans girls are very insecure about their looks. So, you can never tell them enough how beautiful they are. Even though most of them are already incredibly beautiful, you have to remind them everyday that they are a gorgeous model since they all dream of being America's next-top model (it's their favorite tv show). Even better, tell them they are the most beautiful habesha girl you've ever seen; that makes them even feel better since they already believe habesha women are the most beautiful and are superior to every other race.
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5) Love their culture. Most habesha American girls are as much into their culture, as they are in the black culture. However, many are just using their culture to sound unique and exotic. They will act as if they are very cultured and patriotic, but don't let that discourage you because that's just for-show. They love to date black men (one of their biggest preferences) or any guy who's 'hood'-enough. Say something as simple as you just love Ethiopian food (if you don't know anything else), anything that shows that you have a little interest in their culture, even if you don't care at all. Obviously, don't joke about their culture in any offensive way, even if they make fun of your culture (it's just another double-standard).
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6) A great body/physique is a huge help. They ALL love Reggie Bush. If you have a 6-pack body or huge muscular chest, that's a huge bonus because American habesha girls are extremely superficial beings and will succumb to muscle-toned males. The irony to this is that most of them are completely out-of-shape (i.e., having no legs whatsoever) and for many of them, the closest thing they've been to a gym...is the mickey-d's thatís next to it. But, don't think for a second it's okay for you to have a beer belly even though they do. Habesha American girls, unlike their native equivalents, strictly try to make it in America with their facial looks. Without looks, they would feel nothing, they would be nothing.
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I hope that I have helped you in some way. Remember: if all fails, you're black so just be yourself (but not the Carlton black, the wack-gangster Will Smith type). Good luck!
Also, look out for "Stuff habesha American Males like" (for black females) coming soon...
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Sep 12, 2011
 
Rahel Tecle wrote:
4) Contrary to popular belief, habesha Americans girls are very insecure about their looks. So, you can never tell them enough how beautiful they are. Even though most of them are already incredibly beautiful, you have to remind them everyday that they are a gorgeous model since they all dream of being America's next-top model (it's their favorite tv show). Even better, tell them they are the most beautiful habesha girl you've ever seen; that makes them even feel better since they already believe habesha women are the most beautiful and are superior to every other race.
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5) Love their culture. Most habesha American girls are as much into their culture, as they are in the black culture. However, many are just using their culture to sound unique and exotic. They will act as if they are very cultured and patriotic, but don't let that discourage you because that's just for-show. They love to date black men (one of their biggest preferences) or any guy who's 'hood'-enough. Say something as simple as you just love Ethiopian food (if you don't know anything else), anything that shows that you have a little interest in their culture, even if you don't care at all. Obviously, don't joke about their culture in any offensive way, even if they make fun of your culture (it's just another double-standard).
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6) A great body/physique is a huge help. They ALL love Reggie Bush. If you have a 6-pack body or huge muscular chest, that's a huge bonus because American habesha girls are extremely superficial beings and will succumb to muscle-toned males. The irony to this is that most of them are completely out-of-shape (i.e., having no legs whatsoever) and for many of them, the closest thing they've been to a gym...is the mickey-d's thatís next to it. But, don't think for a second it's okay for you to have a beer belly even though they do. Habesha American girls, unlike their native equivalents, strictly try to make it in America with their facial looks. Without looks, they would feel nothing, they would be nothing.
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I hope that I have helped you in some way. Remember: if all fails, you're black so just be yourself (but not the Carlton black, the wack-gangster Will Smith type). Good luck!
Also, look out for "Stuff habesha American Males like" (for black females) coming soon...
Although some of it was nonsense you do have some points there.
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Aug 12, 2013
 
I dated a habesha for 3 years on an off an i can say about 98% of what he is saying is so damn true and btw i am a black man an i have a little muscle here an there omfg its like he described my relationship this shit cray
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Aug 12, 2013
 
Gavoo_ wrote:
I dated a habesha for 3 years on an off an i can say about 98% of what he is saying is so damn true and btw i am a black man an i have a little muscle here an there omfg its like he described my relationship this shit cray
Congratulation negro, you have accomplished something big. Your dream of dating habesha girl came true. You feel better ?
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Aug 13, 2013
 
Gavoo_ wrote:
I dated a habesha for 3 years on an off an i can say about 98% of what he is saying is so damn true and btw i am a black man an i have a little muscle here an there omfg its like he described my relationship this shit cray
whats wrong with african american woman that you want to date outside of the ones that relate to you more. The finest habesha girl couldnt match up with the finest african american girl. Take offense.
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Aug 13, 2013
 
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whats wrong with african american woman that you want to date outside of the ones that relate to you more.
What isnt wrong w/ them? Loud, manly, rude. If i was african american male, i would look at other options, too.
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Aug 13, 2013
 
Golden_Race wrote:
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What isnt wrong w/ them? Loud, manly, rude. If i was african american male, i would look at other options, too.
you telling me you would pick the best looking rahel or saba over beyonce? U can have angel lola monroe and give me oprah, keep your queen shiba and give me kerry washington, keep your halelujah and give me halle berry anyday. Take meles daughter with u too just as an extra.

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