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Why? When God wants you to pray in privacy like Jesus said. Why when he always hear you thoughts. Why do they put their face to the ground looking straight into hell? Who are they really worshipping?

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Yes Satan has deceived the Muslims

Matt 24:11 and many false prophets will appear and deceive many people.

John 16:2 in fact, a time is coming when anyone who kills you will think he is offering a service to God. They will do such things because they have not known the Father or me.
(*only one religion kills in the name of their god.)

And no wonder, since Satan himself masquerades as an angel of light." (II Corinthians 11:14)
(*Falled angel Satan fools Muhammad says he is Gabriel)

Galatian 1:8: But even if we or an angel from heaven should preach a gospel other than the one we preached to you, let him be eternally condemned.

Mat 7:15 Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves.

Look at the names ALLAH calls himself, this is clearly Satan....

THE NAMES OF ALLAH THAT REPRESENT SATAN HIMSELF

25 Al-Mudhell, The Giver of Dishonour

61 Al-Mumit, The Bringer of Death, The Destroyer

70 Al-Muqtadir The All Determiner, The Dominant, The Most Proud One

72 Al-Mu'akhir, The Delayer, The Great Deceiver, The Great Plotter

91 Ad-Darr The Distressor, The Harmer, THE AFFLICTOR

Hidden in the 99 names Allah reveals whom he is,(satan)
Amazed

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Charlie the sailor wrote:
Why? When God wants you to pray in privacy like Jesus said. Why when he always hear you thoughts. Why do they put their face to the ground looking straight into hell? Who are they really worshipping?
Praying can be done in public, as a group, or in private.
Most major religions in the world involve prayer in one way or another.
Various spiritual traditions offer a wide variety of devotional acts. There are morning and evening prayers, graces said over meals, and reverent physical gestures.
Some Christians bow their heads and fold their hands. Native Americans dance.
Some Sufis whirl. Hindus chant.
Orthodox Jews sway their bodies back and forth and Muslims kneel .
Quakers keep silent. Some pray according to standardized rituals and liturgies, while others prefer extemporaneous prayers. Still others, combine the two.
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Charlie the sailor wrote:
Why? When God wants you to pray in privacy like Jesus said. Why when he always hear you thoughts.
Praying has many different forms. Prayer may be done privately and individually, or it may be done corporately in the presence of fellow believers.
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In Judaism, communal prayer is preferred over solitary prayer, and a quorum of 10 adult males (a minyan) is considered a prerequisite for several communal prayers.
In Christianity, communal prayer is held in churches on Sunday.
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Matthew 6:5-7

5"And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by men. I tell you the truth, they have received their reward in full. 6. But when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your Father, who is unseen. Then your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you.

" 7. And when you pray, do not keep on babbling like pagans, for they think they will be heard because of their many words. "

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Praying has many different forms. Prayer may be done privately and individually, or it may be done corporately in the presence of fellow believers.
Amazed

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Jan wrote:
Matthew 6:5-7
5"And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by men. "
7. And when you pray, do not keep on babbling like pagans, for they think they will be heard because of their many words. "
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So these do not follow your Lord?:
http://images.google.com.sa/imgres...
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The Verse is clear, in private, God can hear you no others need to hear for they are only people, God is the only one than can answer prayers! If people can answer a prayer then pray to people, I would rather pray to God direct and not worry about people hearing.
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So these do not follow your Lord?:
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God hears you the first time, God knows all, to repeat to God over and over is to think he does not understand the first time, he understand everyhting, man is only human, God is well.... GOD!
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Charlie the sailor wrote:
Why? When God wants you to pray in privacy like Jesus said. Why when he always hear you thoughts. Why do they put their face to the ground looking straight into hell? Who are they really worshipping?
lol could it be they afraid the Satan will see they butts down there.

that's why they don't allowed women in the prayer with them, they afraid they will do the sin inside the Mosque.
Hubal Mussies ilah

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Amazed wrote:
In Judaism, communal prayer is preferred over solitary prayer, and a quorum of 10 adult males (a minyan) is considered a prerequisite for several communal prayers.
In Christianity, communal prayer is held in churches on Sunday.
Mussie pagans "DON'T PRAY"!! they "SQUAT and BOW and Kiss the Floor,Dirt or Ground!! I don't hear them Pray!! BUT Squatting/Bowing and kisss the floor/ground or dirt only ?? what you gonna hear!!?? here Watch it !! and Hear it !!? isn't it Yuccccky!?
http://www.youtube.com/watch...
and their Imam also? watch it and hear it!
http://youtube.com/watch...
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Answers:
1- They're mooning God (Remember Allah is the moon-god).
2-It's actually an offering of their ass to Allah!
3-They're practicing the ass up in the air posture for the afterlife (Might as well be useful to demons while roasting on the grill).
Hubal Mussies ilah

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Joker wrote:
Answers:
1- They're mooning God (Remember Allah is the moon-god).
2-It's actually an offering of their ass to Allah!
3-They're practicing the ass up in the air posture for the afterlife (Might as well be useful to demons while roasting on the grill).
Right !!! YOU "Hit the Nail!! right on the Head!!
That's why i called their deathcult religion ASSlam! not islam!! The religionof ASSes !!and when they Squat and bow( They don't pray ?? I doubt it ??) and kiss the Dirt or dance floor ?? they fart Pooooooot !! here ! Hear it !!
http://www.youtube.com/watch...
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Now we know where the 72 virgins come from, Qu'ran never said they are woman.....
Joker wrote:
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1- They're mooning God (Remember Allah is the moon-god).
2-It's actually an offering of their ass to Allah!
3-They're practicing the ass up in the air posture for the afterlife (Might as well be useful to demons while roasting on the grill).
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Now we know where the 72 virgins come from, Qu'ran never said they are woman.....
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The Quran calls them (Hoor) which in Arabic is the feminie plural oh (Hawra'a) black eyed woman.

“You had me at Jihad.”

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I read "brown eyed virgins". It doesn't mention how many "brown eyes" each "virgin" had. As I said in another post, in order for these "perpetual" virgins to remain "perpetual virgins" either means that:

1) They don't have a vagina,
2) They have a vagina that cannot be penetrated
3) They have a vagina that can be penetrated, but no one would want to penetrate them
4) They are of a different species

Either way, this is a "no sale" for me. Why should I expect no more than earthly pleasures of the flesh in heaven?
Miss Gee

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I'm muslim and I couldn't help but laugh at that one.
Good one bro.

and the answer: I have no idea. I think they are trying to hail Mekkah or something. they probably didn't realize about the ass-pointing thing.

and no we're not "deceived by satan". Most of us don't spend our free time watching porn.(Not that all christians watch porn. But they do it more than Muslims. Just saying.)
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Muslims bow their heads to be humble

“O'er the land of the free ? ”

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Muslims bow their heads to be humble
The real reason is to avoid suicide bombers.
iag

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each muslim worship the ass of the next person in front him! allah is invisble so the next personīs fart is invisible as well... that is why mohamed was a pedophile...and kaaba is a meteorite stone !

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