Another Joke

Speak English??

--Do you speak englihs?
--Yes
--Name?
--Abdul al-Mutlib
--Sex?
--Three to five times a week.
--No, no...I mean male or female?
--Yes, male, female, sometimes camel.
--Holy Cow!
--Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.
--But isn't it hostile?
--Horse style, doggy style, any style!
--oh dear!
-- No, no! Deer runs too fast...

Let's smile for a while...

Shame on you Aliii ex-Ismaili,
Is this what you do full time of child molesting in your church??
At least you shouldn't expose yourself to the people..

niew aliii wrote:

Speak English??
--Do you speak englihs?
--Yes
--Name?
--Abdul al-Mutlib
--Sex?
--Three to five times a week.
--No, no...I mean male or female?
--Yes, male, female, sometimes camel.
--Holy Cow!
--Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.
--But isn't it hostile?
--Horse style, doggy style, any style!
--oh dear!
-- No, no! Deer runs too fast...

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ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahah!
G O O D -> JOB Alii!
You HIT the -> N A I L - rightttttt on the-> Hardhead!
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Even though its a JOKE? that's real
its not a Myth like their pagan "thegod" that NEVER EXISt!

That's true!?
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that's why
when the pagan "surrenderer" have SEX with the Animal (especially D donkey
OR
the Flying ASS buraq?)

THEY WILL -> S E L L - the-> meat
to the NEXT door neighbor right?

He making a general joke your making personal attacks. Come on heardhead, put the sword away forget about blood and have a laugh.

Hardhead wrote:

Shame on you Aliii ex-Ismaili,
Is this what you do full time of child molesting in your church??
At least you shouldn't expose yourself to the people..

Super lets have some jokes:

Two priest's were taking a p!ss in the urinals one day and the one priest looks down and see's a nicotine patch on the other guy's d!ck. He says "Im not really a rocket scientist or anything, but, isnt that supposed to be on your arm?" And the other priest goes "Nah, it's working fine. Im down to two butts a day"!

"I read this in the paper this morning: Our townhas a priest shortage.

So you see, there is some good news in the world....

To give you an idea how bad it is, earlier today an alter boy had to grope himself

Whats the difference between acne and a Catholic Priest?

Acne will usually not come on a kid's face until around 13 or 14 years of age.

niew aliii wrote:

Let's smile for a while...

Couldn't agree more :-)

And todays last joke:

a priest, a homosexual and a paedophile walk into a bar...

...he orders a drink.

Brokkir wrote:

Super lets have some jokes:
Two priest's were taking a p!ss in the urinals one day and the one priest looks down and see's a nicotine patch on the other guy's d!ck. He says "Im not really a rocket scientist or anything, but, isnt that supposed to be on your arm?" And the other priest goes "Nah, it's working fine. Im down to two butts a day"!

this is nice!

A priest and a nun are on their way back home from a trip when their car breaks down. They are unable to get it fixed, so they decide to spend the night in a hotel. The only hotel in the town has only one room available.

Priest: Sister, I don't think the Lord would have a problem, under the circumstances, if we spent the night together in this one room. I'll sleep on the lounge and you have the bed.
Nun: I think that would be okay.
They prepare for bed and each one takes their agreed place in the room. Ten minutes later...
Nun: Father, I'm terribly cold.
Priest: Okay, I'll get you a blanket.(He does)
Ten minutes later...
Nun: Father, I'm still terribly cold.
Priest: Okay Sister, I'll get you another blanket.(He does)
Ten minutes later...
Nun: Father, I'm still terribly cold. I don't think the Lord would mind if we act as man and wife just for this one night.
Priest: You're probably right...get up and get your own blanket.

These stupid jokes make me think of this stupid song every time...

http://youtu.be/Dq6YmSVAOG8

niew aliii wrote:

A priest and a nun are on their way back home from a trip when their car breaks down. They are unable to get it fixed, so they decide to spend the night in a hotel. The only hotel in the town has only one room available.
Priest: Sister, I don't think the Lord would have a problem, under the circumstances, if we spent the night together in this one room. I'll sleep on the lounge and you have the bed.
Nun: I think that would be okay.
They prepare for bed and each one takes their agreed place in the room. Ten minutes later...
Nun: Father, I'm terribly cold.
Priest: Okay, I'll get you a blanket.(He does)
Ten minutes later...
Nun: Father, I'm still terribly cold.
Priest: Okay Sister, I'll get you another blanket.(He does)
Ten minutes later...
Nun: Father, I'm still terribly cold. I don't think the Lord would mind if we act as man and wife just for this one night.
Priest: You're probably right...get up and get your own blanket.

LOL

Brokkir wrote:

And todays last joke:
a priest, a homosexual and a paedophile walk into a bar...
...he orders a drink.

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That Priest Copied the Original Pedophile, Necrophile
D cross dresser SEX maniac MoomOO(hwada) D tongue sucker right?

LOL, funny!

Brokkir wrote:

"I read this in the paper this morning: Our townhas a priest shortage.
So you see, there is some good news in the world....
To give you an idea how bad it is, earlier today an alter boy had to grope himself

MOHamMud D Tongue LICKer wrote:

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That Priest Copied the Original Pedophile, Necrophile
D cross dresser SEX maniac MoomOO(hwada) D tongue sucker right?

Na, nothing that complicated, he just did what he thought was right :-)

Those who love to spread outrageous in the church, follow the steps of Satan, step by step to achieve their goals.

Mohammad killed, Muhammad had a child bride, Muhammad practiced polygamy, Muhammad lies and broke treaties, Muhammad has Muslims face a rock in Mecca for prayers...

Hardhead wrote:

Those who love to spread outrageous in the church, follow the steps of Satan, step by step to achieve their goals.

J_a_n wrote:

Mohammad killed, Muhammad had a child bride, Muhammad practiced polygamy, Muhammad lies and broke treaties, Muhammad has Muslims face a rock in Mecca for prayers...
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You really need to work on your joke telling skills Van Achtern :-)