It's Canada Day!!!

Yank Oliver wrote:

145 years and counting. Millions will get shitfaced today LOL!

Not that we could tell the difference between the behaviour of a shitfaced Canadian or a sober one. Wannabe Americans!

*Second rate cowboys
*Inferiority complex
*Fugly men with the personality of a wet sack
*Prone to extreme violence when their ice hocky dreams go up in smoke
*Second rate tv (aside from Corner Gas the ONLY good Canadian export)
*Has the French quarter-they hate each other

Whisgean Zoda wrote:

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Thank you, thank you. No applause, just throw twenties :-D

Will you accept Iraq or Zimbabwean currency ?

Boudicca wrote:

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Not that we could tell the difference between the behaviour of a shitfaced Canadian or a sober one. Wannabe Americans!
*Second rate cowboys
*Inferiority complex
*Fugly men with the personality of a wet sack
*Prone to extreme violence when their ice hocky dreams go up in smoke
*Second rate tv (aside from Corner Gas the ONLY good Canadian export)
*Has the French quarter-they hate each other

If I wanted to be an American, it would be a simple matter of moving there. P.S. I don't drink.
*Hate the Cowboys. Hate the NFL actually lol. Actually, yer talking about Alberta so yeah, there's about 33 million other people that aren't into the whole "western" theme.
*To be honest, it's a superiority complex.
*My wife thinks I'm hot so I'm not really cvoncerned about what anyone else would think. As for my personality, I'm a friggin' blast to be around :-D
*Not like those quiet, respectful European and South American soccer, er sorry, football fans.
*You obviously never saw SCTV(or you just didn't get the humour) or Kids in the Hall, or Red Green, or Trailer Park Boys(intentionally bad), or Andromeda, or Comedy Inc., or Stargate SG-1, or Bizarre, or Super Dave Osbourne. The list goes on. I also intentionally left out shows like Air Farce and 22 minutes because they are more political and Canadian based humour so people unfamliar with Canada wouldn't find them very funny.
*And finally, the whole English/French thing. The thing is, we DON'T hate each other. Ok yeah, there' some regional hate from the west but it's also understandable if you knew the history. But generally speaking, it's few shitheads in Quebec making a bunch of noise and a few shitheads in the rest of Canada that think the entire province of Quebec feels the way the handful of separatists do. IF we actually hated each other, then either Quebec would have won ONE of their provincial referendums to separate, or the rest of Canada would have voted to just kick them out already.
Neither has happened yet and I don't see it happening soon. To be honest, I can see Alberta and BC separating before Quebec ever does.

Neville Thompson wrote:

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Will you accept Iraq or Zimbabwean currency ?

Mmmmm... well ok, but there better be a lot of zeroes after the 20 on those bills lol

Whisgean Zoda wrote:

<quoted text>Mmmmm... well ok, but there better be a lot of zeroes after the 20 on those bills lol

You could have 7 zeros and still only have a few cents.

Whisgean Zoda wrote:

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Mmmmm... well ok, but there better be a lot of zeroes after the 20 on those bills lol

Guaranteed

Where have Beady and Oliver disappeared to ?

Perhaps Joey Jeremiah has tracked oliver down & is dealing with him!

Wow my fan club just keeps on growing. So many people with so much time on their hands. Here's a tip take up golf while you assholes were jerking off on your keyboards yesturday I shot 18 holes and spent some time at the 19th hole. Well so long losers have a boring day

Mojo wrote:

Perhaps Joey Jeremiah has tracked oliver down & is dealing with him!

Not another pursuer ?
Crikey,half the western world would like to interrogate old Ollie

Yank Oliver wrote:

Wow my fan club just keeps on growing. So many people with so much time on their hands. Here's a tip take up golf while you assholes were jerking off on your keyboards yesturday I shot 18 holes and spent some time at the 19th hole. Well so long losers have a boring day

You mean you are a terrible caddy and you couldn't find the 19th ?

Yank Oliver wrote:

Wow my fan club just keeps on growing. So many people with so much time on their hands. Here's a tip take up golf while you assholes were jerking off on your keyboards yesturday I shot 18 holes and spent some time at the 19th hole. Well so long losers have a boring day

Sure sure, fishing and golf and drinking!
I don't know how the breakthrough Timmins drill bit company can survive without you there!

You're pathetic!!!

Whisgean Zoda wrote:

<quoted text>Mmmmm... well ok, but there better be a lot of zeroes after the 20 on those bills lol

I told you oliver would start calling names and stop replying to you didn't I!

He does a blanket insult because he doesn't want a direct one on one debate!

normal Aussie wrote:

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Sure sure, fishing and golf and drinking!
I don't know how the breakthrough Timmins drill bit company can survive without you there!
You're pathetic!!!

What!! No moose sex

Neville Thompson wrote:

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Will you accept Iraq or Zimbabwean currency ?

Gosh, have you toured loos and conveniences there as well?

Neville Thompson wrote:

<quoted text>What!! No moose sex

Apparently not....

Neville Thompson wrote:

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What!! No moose sex

There wasn't enough alcohol for the moose LOL

Neville McSikh Controller wrote:

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Gosh, have you toured loos and conveniences there as well?

Do you know anything about magnetic forces ?

Whisgean Zoda wrote:

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There wasn't enough alcohol for the moose LOL

That's a shame for Oliver.

Neville Thompson wrote:

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Do you know anything about magnetic forces ?

No. Anything to do with lap dancing?

Care to explain and KEEP IT SIMPLE, Buddy.