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Oh Allah,why did you made me so Hansom!

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Rauf lala

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Aug 21, 2012
 
I walk down the town with so much attitude and never look at other people,they make way for me and look at me like they've not seen a guy before,then hot girls come to my way and I say ,"excuse me miss" they start to follow me like freak and I've to save myself from hot girls.all guys're so jealous of me walking with their gf and their gf making eye contact me me,being suffered from Gynephobia,I loses control and start to vibrate when hot girls arms touches my shoulders,they say,"ouch" and I cover my face with my hands and say "ashtaghfirullah". Oh Allah ,why am i so hansom?
Camel

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Aug 21, 2012
 
When a hot girl touches you you sh1t yourself. When you start to vibrate you are actually soiling your pants you have no hope my friend
Rauf lala

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Aug 21, 2012
 
Camel wrote:
When a hot girl touches you you sh1t yourself. When you start to vibrate you are actually soiling your pants you have no hope my friend
I'm improving each day,I used to piss in my pants when a girl touch me few years ago,but now I can stand still in front of Veronicas i bet,soon I'll enable myself to talk to hot girls and control my breath and tongue insha'allah and I won't vibrate anymore.
Camel

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Aug 21, 2012
 
Rauf lala wrote:
<quoted text> I'm improving each day,I used to piss in my pants when a girl touch me few years ago,but now I can stand still in front of Veronicas i bet,soon I'll enable myself to talk to hot girls and control my breath and tongue insha'allah and I won't vibrate anymore.
Dont shoot your load too early
Rauf lala

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Aug 21, 2012
 
Camel wrote:
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Dont shoot your load too early
I got it,its all bout imagining things,I'll never think bout hot girls and keep myself calm.I'll approach her and behave like I've no idea bout how hot she's.I'll never watch porn ,its complete waste of energy.
Camel

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Aug 21, 2012
 
Fire a quick one off in the toilet before you talk to her, that should help
Rauf lala

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Aug 21, 2012
 
Camel wrote:
Fire a quick one off in the toilet before you talk to her, that should help
never,its harram.
Camel

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Aug 21, 2012
 
Rauf lala wrote:
<quoted text> never,its harram.
So is talking to unmarried women
Anonymous

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Aug 21, 2012
 
When a hot girl touches me, I want to grab upon her a55.

Then the moment, THE MOMENT, my hand touches her jiggly a55, I get an INSTANT bone.,
Singh Family Fixers

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Aug 21, 2012
 
Anonymous wrote:
When a hot girl touches me, I want to grab upon her a55.
Then the moment, THE MOMENT, my hand touches her jiggly a55, I get an INSTANT bone.,
Does VOR (voices of rectalsmellya55es) touch you very often?
Rauf lala

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Aug 21, 2012
 
I don't look or touch hot and beautiful women because I am a cock loving and sperm swallowing f'a'ggot
Rauf lala

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Aug 21, 2012
 
Camel wrote:
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So is talking to unmarried women
stop teaching me you lil punk.
Camel

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Aug 21, 2012
 
Rauf lala wrote:
<quoted text> stop teaching me you lil punk.
As a virgin I thought you might need all the help you can get

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