Sri Lankan rebels announce temporary cease-fire during South As...

Dear Jesus,

Please tell me the truth about the Honors Class at The University Of Arizona with the Professor from Sri Lanka and Professor Adele Barker. The Professor from Sri Lanka kept his sunglasses on the last day of class. Jesus please hear my prayer and offering up of protection from any and all terrorists regimes intending to do harm or attack the United States of America. We need you Jesus. Please help me. Amen

Rest assured, they are just sleeping. That's why the sandy looking one has them on. Now go in peace, and chill out!

Jesus wrote:

Rest assured, they are just sleeping. That's why the sandy looking one has them on. Now go in peace, and chill out!

r u lankan. I used to live in Independece , Ohio right off 79

Why? These idots want time for a Pee? bloody Tamils.

hiphop wrote:

<quoted text>r u lankan. I used to live in Independece , Ohio right off 79

You can live in Independece till you do not ask for a Home Land. The day you ask for a home land you will loose your indipendence.

Wick wrote:

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You can live in Independece till you do not ask for a Home Land. The day you ask for a home land you will loose your indipendence.

Poda Madaya - go find someone else to annoy - Camels arsswipe

hiphop wrote:

<quoted text>r u lankan. I used to live in Independece , Ohio right off 79

No - I live in Heaven. Never been to Ohio, just seen it. Be good now and stop doing that think you do in the shower.

Jesus wrote:

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No - I live in Heaven. Never been to Ohio, just seen it. Be good now and stop doing that think you do in the shower.

hey jesus
sorry to bother you
but I wonder if you could help
some tamil terrorists in sri lanka are killing buddhists and hindus and trying to convert others to christianity
they are doing this in your name
would you mind telling them to stop so that the people of sri lanka can live in peace and not have to suffer religous extremism like this ?
thanks very much for your help
sena

Stop! How's that working?

Jesus wrote:

Stop! How's that working?

sorry jesus
no effect
you must be aware that this is a long standing problem that started in 1505 with the portugese bringing catholicism to sri lanka
it may take one of your miracles to sort this out
can you please try a little harder
thanks

Jesus wrote:

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No - I live in Heaven. Never been to Ohio, just seen it. Be good now and stop doing that think you do in the shower.

OK nitwit

Let me wake up Mary and Joseph and talk about this over coffee and a smoke. Check back tomorrow. Bring your wallet.

Jesus wrote:

Let me wake up Mary and Joseph and talk about this over coffee and a smoke. Check back tomorrow. Bring your wallet.

thanks jesus
you stopped them killing buddhists in vietnam , laos and cambodia
you can do the same for sri lanka
go for it !

Lionpiss wrote:

<quoted text>Poda Madaya - go find someone else to annoy - Camels arsswipe

Poda suthu kudukkame pundeyandi

Srilankan PROMOTING RAMAYANA now to stop Indian SETHU CANAL bt the Ramayana claims that there were only Tamils lived in the entire island not a single SINhellA.