Yushchenko Poisoning Case Closes, Russian Official Resigns Over Prisoner Death

Try going away from your computer and finding something productive to do instead of playing Don Quixote.

Warrior Poet UGX wrote:

Try going away from your computer and finding something productive to do instead of playing Don Quixote.

It a got three funnies rating, so that tells me something good. It is pretty funny I must say so myself, Get a grip there, WP. If don't know anything, then you might as well accept it.

Here is one the Warrior Poet will like....A Ukrainian resident went into surgery for a small brain tumour,in Kiev Hospital. Due to a mistake, the surgeon accidently removed 85% of the Ukrainian's brain, rendering him quite mentally non functional. When asked what to do ?.... No problem said the chief surgeon in Kiev Hospital. With 85% of his brain removed the Khakhol Ukrainian now speaks in perfect Russian and we will just put him on a bus bound for on a holiday return bus to Moscow,Russia. The Russian Katsaps in Russia will think he is just an average Russian Katsap there. The Ukrainian Khakhol will function very well in Russia with only 15% of his brain in Russia. He will fit right in there with the rest of the Russian population, said the chief surgeon!

You are a funny joker Dr Allchurch ! You pull their simple chain all the time , for laughs with simple folks with a hidden joke inside riddle wrapped in an enigma within a paradox ! Ochen Kharasho Tovarish ! LOL

uther pendragon wrote:

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Perhaps if you just bought your aspirin and your Depends at Walmart?

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You need to put depends over your face. centred on your mouth.

buy the large economy size.

More Humour :In Ukraine in the 1930s, they received a complaint in Moscow, that the Soviet made ordinary, a few kopeck stamps, with a picture of Comrade Stalin on them sold in the villages in Ukraine were reported to Moscow to be defective . An investigating commission of telve russian commissioners arrived in Ukraine and went to the villages and oblasts and spoke to the villagers about the defects. When the commissioners asked what the problem was with the stamps , the villagers said ..... they don't stick very well to the envelope and fall off easily. How do you apply them asked the commissioner ? Naturally,said an old babushka as soon as we see a picture of that Georgian Scoundrel Djugashvili - Stalin ,all the ukrainians immediately spit on his face as they cannot stop themselves they hate him so much, and then the stamps naturally fall.... off. The commissioners sensing a bigger problem for them,soon returned to Moscow and reported that the stamp problem was with the glue made in Belgium, and it would soon be replaced, with a better quality soviet produced glue.

Score one for you Francis-- LMOL

Interfax News :Man torches himself in Moscow Region.Lucas Leftorov
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He should have given advance notice of the event so the russkies could have brought some kubasa and baked potatoes to cook on the flames and the kids could have roasted marshmallows on a stick, as he roasted himself."He looked like the bales of hay we set on fire in the fall for our barn dance in Tula,Russia where we took our dates as teenagers, but this guy really screamed "like he was a mad russian cossack" as he looked for a river to jump into, but it was several metres away and he incinerated before he got there, said Valentin Varennikov, the local fire warden ".His ashes and embers were swept up by the local street cleaning woman and dumped in the trash can, as nothing was touched until the next day, said Luba Blatskaya, 49 of the city cleaner's union..The family was directed to the city dump where his ashes were dumped. A service will be announced later,"for the ashes" said Mayor Porozhnik.

If true it is a very sad thing. He chose a very permanent solution for a temporary problem. Better that he figure out a way to fix things.