How to be a great rapper

i wanted to be a rapper sinc i was six

Forget about and get a real job and pay your taxes.

Ah, tick tock ya don't stop...

;-)

don't go to school, beat your girlfriend, smoke a lot of weed.

Obamanation! Keep on representin'!

hate white people

Tap San in LIC wrote:

don't go to school, beat your girlfriend, smoke a lot of weed.

work on your BBQ skillz

Don't use a belt or shoe laces

Just be a typical jive talking n..i..gg..gg...a.

richardboyd wrote:

i wanted to be a rapper sinc i was six

Forget it kid, that didn't even rhyme.

Get your 'grill' done, get shot and live (or don't), have a 'fashion' line...Be really really fugly and rap about how girlz just wanna do you all the time. Make videos with loose, shaking booties, money being fanned out or strewn about and lots of cars. yeah, lots of cars. Get 'featured' in someone's else's song/video. Call it 'collaboration'. Win a grammy.

Yay! You're a rapper!

F/u/g/l/y got censored. Ha.

Great Rapper? That is an oxymoron.

Just plant your big lips against the mic and mumble while jumping around like your pants are on fire.That's the ticket.

Lonewolf wrote:

Just plant your big lips against the mic and mumble while jumping around like your pants are on fire.That's the ticket.

you may have something here. just work on the rhyme and you have the beginnings of a rap song right here. what rhymes with "fire". tire, aspire, retire....

roger43 wrote:

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you may have something here. just work on the rhyme and you have the beginnings of a rap song right here. what rhymes with "fire". tire, aspire, retire....

How about bytch, if you can't find a word that rhymes, then just insert bytch.

lets see to be a rapper first you must castrate your brain-take massive amounts of drugs buy funny looking necklaces- learn to walk funky or funny -buy a hand gun kill another thug-oh but i forgot the most important thing
stand your momma in a corner and hurl trashy insults at her and your sister the nun. sh.t on the floor jump into the sewer. yeah man ur ready
this ain't music it is trash

KEVIN CAMELOT wrote:

ANYBODY ON HERE THAT IS NOT A WHITE SUPREMIST OR RACIST?
PLEASE TELL SOME OF YOUR BEST FRIENDS ARE BLACK RIGHT?

I have lot of friends who are black; and they don't use the word "z" when they write

KEVIN CAMELOT wrote:

ANYBODY ON HERE THAT IS NOT A WHITE SUPREMIST OR RACIST?
PLEASE TELL SOME OF YOUR BEST FRIENDS ARE BLACK RIGHT?

I have black friends who would rather poke their eyes out than listen to rap. Marvin Gaye, Sam Cooke, Motown, Al Green, Keith Sweat, Anita Baker, John Legend--that's usually what they'll listen to. I do have a younger friend who is a Kanye West freak--I forgive her for that, lol.

I'm no supremicist or racist. I don't like the whole genre of rap. Or the culture that surrounds it. You know--the whole worshipping of money, guns, and street-cred (ahem) while denigrating women and perpetrating a myth that the '5 oh' is out to get everyone. Stop carrying pieces and you have nothing to worry about. Go make your stupid rhymes and knock it the hell off with the put-upon criminal/rapper-with-a-heart-o f-gold thing.

Let's also not forget, there are some white rappers out there who are really pretty sucky. Eminem. Vanilla Ice, lol,(alright, stop! collaborate and LISTEN...)etc.

I do have a special place for The Beastie Boys, however. They never tried to emulate black rappers or the culture. They did their own thing with some pretty amusing results. A lot of their stuff was tongue-in-cheek; they didn't take themselves too seriously and became successful for a time. Back in the day I loved 'Fight for your right to party','girls','No sleep 'til Brooklyn' and later-on,'Intergalactic'. My brothers had all their stuff...

So, no not everyone who dislikes rap music is a racist.

Be a great rapper in one easy lesson 1st have your brain removed