iCarly is so stupid! (Plz haters only!)

Seriously I hate this show so much and I hope it'll be cancelled and banned forever. And especially the pathetic plays that they do on their stupid webshow,gosh it looks like its a 4 year old who came up with those stupid idea of a cosplay. And I can think of a smarter,better pathetic play than that.And especially that play called "The cowboy With a mustace and the idiot farm girl thoughtit was a squirrel" omg that is the stupidest play I ever heard of! It loks like it a 5 year old who came up with that idea! And the acting is too sloppy,immatured,and stupid as a 2 year old! And Miranda Cosgrove sucks the most because of her acting and singing.Her acting is too messed up and like a little kid who cant act.Well I like her as Megan Parker from Drake and Josh but not Carly. Oh and the name "iCarly" is stupid I can think of a better name for it. ANd the theme song is messed up.And the way they act,they act with their backs crooked and they look really shy of acting and it gets prett gay. And its bad influence for little kids.Because it influences them its good to be mean to adults and theres alot of kissing and flirting. Even that stupid fake fans who laugh when something funny happens,they always laugh after 5 seconds even nothing funny happens and its pretty gay and stupid. Oh and in every new episode nothing changes its all steady plain stupi with bad acting and horrible ideas for their webshow. They're so stupid.I hate that show so much and Big Time Rush is Big Time Better Than iCRAP!And Miranda Cosgrove is so ugly and too white as a ghost. And how can people like it?OH AND THIS IS THE ICARLY HATERS GROUP AND NO LOVERS ALLOWED OR ELSE THEY WILL BE BANNED!

NO LOVERS ALLOWED!

I love icarly!!!!!!

I think it's awsome and why do u hate
mianda cosgrove

Why do u make so many forums about an icarly and haters only people who like her are still going to come into them i mean come on it's ovies that they will and how do u plan on bannding from it I don't see a bann this person button do u?

^ You're so Stupid and learn how to read! DONT YOU SEEEEEEEEEEEEE IT SAYS NO LOVERS ALLOWED? AND IN THE FIRST COMMENT SAYS EVERYTHING AOUT WHY THE HECK I HATE ICALRY AND MIRANDA COSGROVE.AND GO BACK TO SCHOOL AND LEARN HOW TO READ!

I luv reading and I read yer paragraph but I don't get how u can bAnn me

Well if you're a lover and this is a haters club then get the hell out because this is the haters club! Go back to school and learn how to read!

I can stay here if I want and I can read I'm just egnoring u!!!!!!!!!!

-----iGot Sam drunk-----
Carly:Freddie,READY?
Freddie:Sure!
Carly:Spencer,READY?
Spencer:Ready for what?
Carly:For the next iCarly.
Spencer:I cant help,I'm going on a date with this dude.
Carly:I didnt know you like guys.
Spencer:I'm 100% gay and stupid.
Freddie:Really?
Carly:So...But anyways Sam,READY FOR THE NEXT ICARLY?
Sam:What?
Carly:I SAID FOR DA NEXT ICRAP!
Freddie:i...WHAT?
Carly:Oh iCarly is what I meant to say.
Sam:Well just a second...let me just finish this plate of spare ribs,chicken legs,chicked breasts,and pork butt.
Carly and Freddie:BUT SAM THATS TO MUCH AND THATS NOT EVEN A PLATE! THATS A HHUUUUUGGGGGEEE TRAY OR CHOLESTEROL MEAT!
Carly:I know its full of fat and it can give you some kind of sickness.
Sam: I dont care its so good!
Spencer:Okay guys I'm leaving for my homosexual date!
Carly:Spencer but wait! You're NOT gay!
Spencer:Well I am now and dont tel me you're gonna make me cancel this date with a 50 year old man.
Carly:But you need to be on the show because tonight is a special episode of iCarly.
Spencer:I dont care you dummy.
Spencer:**opens the door and leaves**
Carly:But Sepncer WAIT!
Freddie;Uh Oh how are we gonna do the show?
Carly:****Crying****
Carly:I cant believe he called me a dummy!
Freddie:***Pats Carly one the back*** we will do the show without spencer.
Ms.Benson:***Walks into the apartment room***
Ms.Benson:Freddie,we need to go because I rented a Barney movie!
Sam:HAHA Barney!
Freddie:But mom!
Ms.Benson:Lets go!
Freddie and Carly:But we were gonna do the show!
Ms.Benson:Then why not do it the next day?!
Ms.Benson:***Walks Freddie out of the door***
Sam:Hey lets do the show without moma's boy!
Carly:We cant because he's the technical producer!
Sam:Fuckin Moma's boy!
Carly:You cant just cuss like that Sam!
Sam:Being and stupid bitch is fun!
Carly:But Sam!
Sam:Oh crap! I ran out of meat!
Sam:Imma get some more!
Sam:Oh and whats this? Beer?
Carly:No DDONT drink it because you're too young.
Sam:I dont care I wanna get drunk!
Carly:***Pulls the bottle away from Sam.***
Sam:Hey bitch! Thats mine!
Carly:What did yoy just call me?
Sam:You're a bitch!
Carly:But why I thought you're my Best Friend!?
Sam:Not anymore because you're and bad one and I'm drunk now!

Carly:**Crying**
Sam:**Tackles Carly on the floor**
Carly: SAM SAM STOP! PLEASE SOMEONE HELP ME!
Sam:Dumbass theres no one in the apartment it just you and me!
Carly:Oww ouch! Leave me alone Sam I thought you're my best friend!
Sam:Well I'm drunk now so which means we're not best friends no more!
Sam:We can be buddies again unless you date Nevel Papperman.
Carly:Eeww gross! No!
Sam:**Pulls out a knife**
Carly:**Gasp**
Carly:No please Dont kill me PLEASE!
Sam:I will kill you unless admitt that you have a crush on Nevel Paperman.
Carly:What has gone into you? A Devil?
Sam:You're so stupid!
Sam:I'm drunk!
Carly:You're only 15 years old and you're drunk?!
Sam:Yes you stupid bitch!
Carly:But why?
Sam:Because of all that fatass meat that I ate had alchohol.
Carly:Imma Call the cops!
Sam:Better not or else Imma rape you and then murder you contantly!
Carly:**Cries**
Carly:Why the hell are you like this?
Sam:How many times do I need to tell you idiot?!
Carly:**RUns out the door**
Sam:**Runs and follows Carly out the door**
Sam:**Jumps up and falls and tackles Carly and falls on the floor.
Carly:hAwwe Blood on my head.I cant believe I fell on the floor and almost cracked my head!
Freddie:Uggghh mom I think I heard loud screams outside!
Freddie:Ugh Ugh I need to go check it out because it sounds like Sam attacking Carly!
Ms.Benson:No way Freddie! Theres no way you're gonna watch people get hurt next to our house!
Carly:**Screams HELP!**
Freddie:**Runs out the door**
Ms.Benson:But Freddie wait its too dangerous!
Freddie:STFU mom!
Ms.Benson:How dare you would say that you your mother!
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Part 2:

iGot Sam Drunk:Part2
Freddie:Omg Sam why did you kill Carly?!?!?!
Ms.Benson:**Screams**C'mon Freddie let hide!
Sam:**Roar!GRR***
Ms.Benson and Freddie:AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!! !!
Ms.Benson and Freddie:**Runs away**
Sam:**Follows Ms.Benson and Freddie**
Freddie:Omg Mom! Shes Catching up! Run faster!
Ms.Benson:OK Ok thats what I'm tryin to do!
Freddie:HURRY!
Under Freddie's breath:Gosh Devil/Drunck Sam.
Sam:I;m so hungry of meat! I think I'm gonna have you guys along with Carly for lunch!
Ms.Benson and Freddie:AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!
Ms.Benson and Freddie:No please dont!
Sam:Yes I will!
Freddie:God! I'm so tired of running!
Ms.Benson:Well no way! ANd DONT stop or else you'll get killed by Ms.Druncken Sam!
Sam:**Gains Speed**
Freddie:Uh oh shes gainig speed!Run faster!
Ms.Benson and Freddie:Omg I cant do this! We have to take the elevator!
Under Sam's Breath:Well I guess this is the time I'mma catch more meat! HAHA **evil laughter**
Ms.Benson and Freddie:AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!
Freddie:**Presses the elevator button**
Ms.Benson and Freddie:Hurry stupid elevator hurry! shes catching up!
Sam:**Gains Speed**
**Elevator Opens**
Ms.Benson:Lets go Freddie!
Sam:**Gains wilder speed**
Ms.Benson and Freddie:Hurry elevator close!
**Elevator closes**
Ms.Benson:WOOOOH! That was close!
Ms.Benson:**Starts tuoching Freddie**
Ms.Benson:Freddie are you alright! Not hurt?
Freddie: ok mom let GGGOOOOOO!
**Elevator opens**
**Ms.Benson and Freddie comes out**
Lewbert:What up with upsair I heard violence noise!
Freddie:**Crying**
Freddie:Sam killed Carly!**Crying**:'(
Lewbert:Shes drunk?
Freddie:Yes
Ms.Benson:We've got to do something!
**Nevel Paperman walks into the lobby**
Nevel:So were is Carly? I need to see her because Sam told me she wants to date me.
Freddie:**Crying**
Freddie:Sam got drunk and killed her accidently
Nevel:I know stupid!
Nevel:I came here to throw a little sexy party because of Carly.
Ms.Benson and Freddie:But why? You're so rude and lame!
**Nevel Starts blowing party whistles**
***Nevel's evil laughter***
Ms.Benson:You're so evil as heck.
Nevel:I know bitch! HAHAHAHAHA!**Evil Laughter**
Freddie:Since we cant go up because of Sam...then where are we gonna sleep?
Ms.Benson:No where.
Freddie:OH come on!
**Elevator opens**
**sam comes out!**
Ms.Benson and Freddie:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
**Sam tackles everyone**
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Now there is one one left behind thats alive but Spencer who went on a gay date.
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THE END
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NOW GIVE THIS EPISODE A ROUND OF APPLAUSE

So anyone like my script?

I hate it

I hate it too and i love icarly what ya gonna do about puck so get your ferkin but out of here!!!!!!!!!! also i lllooovvveee icarly come one then freakydude......

Dilafrose wrote:

I hate it too and i love icarly what ya gonna do about puck so get your ferkin but out of here!!!!!!!!!! also i lllooovvveee icarly come one then freakydude......

How the f*** can you say "Get your butt out of here"? Well learn how the read! It says "Haters only!" and I should be here and you should'nt because you're a lover with no life and I'm a hater.So NOW GET YOUR ASS OUTTA HERE BEFORE I TURN INTO A WEREWOLF!

Dilafrose wrote:

I hate it too and i love icarly what ya gonna do about puck so get your ferkin but out of here!!!!!!!!!! also i lllooovvveee icarly come one then freakydude......

I'm so with u I llluuvvvv it to

Hey dilafrose wanna make a forum on how eritating twilightgirl10 is? And yer scriped sucked!!!!!!

Freakydude wrote:

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I'm so with u I llluuvvvv it to

Gosh if you guys like iCrap then why are you here! this is the haters club!
Well I gues I'm gonna make another haters club on the Cole Sprouse forum.
ANd its just that Carly died in that script it doesnt mean you need to stay here.Because if you douches stay,then that means you hate iCrap

**** outta here!

Icarly is gay.

TwilightGirl10 wrote:

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Gosh if you guys like iCrap then why are you here! this is the haters club!
Well I gues I'm gonna make another haters club on the Cole Sprouse forum.
ANd its just that Carly died in that script it doesnt mean you need to stay here.Because if you douches stay,then that means you hate iCrap
**** outta here!

Your forum is written like a 5 year old!