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I've often wanted to bitchslap Bob Saget through the TV while watching his lame humor on America's $hit*iest Home Videos.
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I feel the same way about the "new" SunSentinel.
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He is a funny guy in his stand up but that show does suck. I guess it has ticked me off a few times also. |
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People really should think before they crack jokes. I know it's hard for some people, but the effort would be well-worth not losing friends and jobs.
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That's why gov Chris is so unpopular. He promised property taxes to drop like a rock.
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Why does the man stomp a glass in the Jewish wedding ceremony?
It's the last time he's going to get to put his foot down. |
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Funny? go to an Irish (or even English) club or pub - populated by non-hyphenated Irish - and listen to a good "slangin' match".
It's a ritual exchange of insults, often at high speed, and with no quarter asked or given, and no offense taken. I've had difficulties attempting this with Americans... |
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If you can't say anything funny, then don't say anything at all!
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A guy goes in to see a psychiatrist. He says, "Doc, I can't seem to make any friends. Can you help me, you fat slob?"
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failed humor does cry out for a violent reaction.
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How was copper wire invented?? Two Jews fighting over a penny.
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How did Moses get one million Hebrews out into the desert? He told them somebody dropped a penny there.
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What do you find at the top of an Irishman's stepladder?
A STOP sign. |
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Did ye hear about the pole that went into the chemist's shop and asked how much a rubber was? The chemist said a dollar, a dollar five with tax. The pole said ah forget the tacks, I'll tape it on.
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Whoa, be careful discussing Obama with anyone. He is such a bad joke that you'll get slapped every time! LOL
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Did you hear how the Green Giant stands over his corn and peas?
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Why do lions in Africa lick each others backsides?? To get the taste of the african out of their mouths.
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gimme a break! if you cant make fun oF yourSelf who are you gonna GET MAD AT?MIRROR MIRROR ON THE WALL. AND I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT THE FIFTYEIGHT THOUSAND IN DC. OH YES Theres some puns there too BUT NOBODY IS LAughing. the star is silver and the VA says i'm making progress, its only been 38 years.on point since '71. thank a vet. or spit on em . either way you the civvys win. do i sound bitter? all i got was a zippo and a welcome home.now if you will excuse me i must attend my classes at the taxidermist.talk about a dead subject. its humor folks. getover it i did, idid not idid ,did not..........go easy bro
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Whats the hardest thing about being a Republican?
Telling your wife and kids you're gay. |
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I don't know if you're gay, but that message was a little queer... |
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