So, You Want To Join the GLBT Community

May 8, 2012 Full story: www.womanist-musings.com 11

After much deliberation, I have come to an important conclusion that I feel I must confront my fellow GBLT people over. I’m sorry, but the jig is up guys, it’s time to come clean. Which of you is hiding the good booze from me?

Don’t tell me you don’t have it – because there must be some reason why all these straight, cis people are clamoring to be GBLT, so I figure we’ve actually got the best booze stashed somewhere. I can’t think of any other reason why these straight, cis people are desperate, desperate to elbow their way in under the GBLT umbrella

I’ve had completely cis people declare they’re a gay man in a woman’s body – due to gender issues? No, they just loooove Liza Minnelli. Or that they like Judy Garland or Barbara Streisand. Because they can make a quiche or like finger skating. We’re not talking throwaway lines here, we’re talking people genuinely expressing they’re part of the community because they conform to some ridiculous and rather dated gay stereotypes. (For the record, while I make an awesome quiche, I don’t care for Judy Garland, Barbara Streisand or Liza Minnelli. And KI have no idea why anyone wants to skid around on ice with knives strapped to their feet. In fact, I don’t know why anyone would want to go anywhere where there’s ice at all – unless you’re Canadian and have no choice of course).

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“ WOOF !”

Since: Oct 10

Coolidge, AZ

#1 May 8, 2012
The writer of this article is as bad as the extremists on teh other side claiming we're all sex-obssessed crazoids.

Not ALL gay people like, or listen to Liza Minelli, Judy Garland, Barbara Streisand, or George Michael. I've bene out for over 30 years and don't listen to, nor can stand that crap.

As my dear old departed dad used to always say: "If it aint ANTHRAX or JUDAS PRIEST, it sux !"

:)
Mona Lott

Hoboken, NJ

#2 May 8, 2012
FaFoxy wrote:
The writer of this article is as bad as the extremists on teh other side claiming we're all sex-obssessed crazoids.
Not ALL gay people like, or listen to Liza Minelli, Judy Garland, Barbara Streisand, or George Michael. I've bene out for over 30 years and don't listen to, nor can stand that crap.
As my dear old departed dad used to always say: "If it aint ANTHRAX or JUDAS PRIEST, it sux !"
:)
But then no one has ever accused you of being well rounded.

“ WOOF !”

Since: Oct 10

Coolidge, AZ

#3 May 8, 2012
Mona Lott wrote:
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But then no one has ever accused you of being well rounded.
It has noting to do with that. Stereotyping gay and lesbian people is WRONG.

I grew up listening to The Beatles, The Moody Blues, Emerson, Lake & Palmer, and Pink Floyd. They're my FAV bands ever ! Should I give them up and listen to music I can't stand simply because I'm gay and listening to that crap is the stereotype ?!
Mr Wills

Milan, IN

#4 May 8, 2012
FaFoxy wrote:
<quoted text>
It has noting to do with that. Stereotyping gay and lesbian people is WRONG.
I grew up listening to The Beatles, The Moody Blues, Emerson, Lake & Palmer, and Pink Floyd. They're my FAV bands ever ! Should I give them up and listen to music I can't stand simply because I'm gay and listening to that crap is the stereotype ?!
I like all those bands plus, Led Zep, Black Sabbath, Mott the Hoople, Three Dog Night and Black Oak Arkansas.

PS: I aint gay and probably won't be joining the gay community.

“ WOOF !”

Since: Oct 10

Coolidge, AZ

#5 May 8, 2012
Mr Wills wrote:
<quoted text>I like all those bands plus, Led Zep, Black Sabbath, Mott the Hoople, Three Dog Night and Black Oak Arkansas.
PS: I aint gay and probably won't be joining the gay community.
Well, if ya wanan switch teams, we're having our big annual recruitment drive next month !

:)
Mr Wills

Milan, IN

#6 May 8, 2012
FaFoxy wrote:
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Well, if ya wanan switch teams, we're having our big annual recruitment drive next month !
:)
Thanks for the offer, if I change my mind you'll be the first to know:)
Wolf

United States

#7 May 8, 2012
He is kidding right? My Idea of a great time is The Grand Ol Opry on the Radio, sitting next to a campfire enjoying a Sweet Tea

“ WOOF !”

Since: Oct 10

Coolidge, AZ

#8 May 8, 2012
Wolf wrote:
He is kidding right? My Idea of a great time is The Grand Ol Opry on the Radio, sitting next to a campfire enjoying a Sweet Tea
GAAAKKK !!!!

ANTHRAX and MEGADETH and BUDWEISER RULE !

:)

“ WOOF !”

Since: Oct 10

Coolidge, AZ

#9 May 8, 2012
Mr Wills wrote:
<quoted text>Thanks for the offer, if I change my mind you'll be the first to know:)
Well, ya should seriously think about switching teams ! If ya join up, ya get an "Offical Gay Memership" card, an "Offical Gay Handbook" (with all the secret hanky codes explained), ya get to learn the "Secret Gay Handshake" (hint: it doesn't involve hands), ya get a FREE poster of Rob Halford, and a guide to all the gay bars and other gay "hotspots" in the country ! Ya get to go to circuit parties and get free beer, and people always throw money at ya ! Ya get to learn where all the gyms where the George Costanza-type guys hang out ! The "Gay Lifestyle" is GREAT ! Why would anybody NOT want to sign up ?!

:)
jann

West Haven, CT

#10 May 9, 2012
Not all lesbians wear tool belts just as not all gays arrange flowers. I don't think there is really one specific item that draws one to admit for the first time in his or her life that he/she is gay. And is there a Eureka moment? Maybe...after a lot of soul searching, then realizing why you've always been attracted to the same sex since you were very small.

“Headbanger”

Since: May 12

London, England

#11 May 9, 2012
FaFoxy wrote:
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GAAAKKK !!!!
ANTHRAX and MEGADETH and BUDWEISER RULE !
:)
now ya see it. who ever started this thread does have a point - not only are the GLBT hiding the good booze - they're hiding the real music as well - that other musical sharade is just that.
STATIC X and METALLICA and CARLSBERG RULE !

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