Yes, the remake of "The Omen" is a business venture, and since the movie deals with the devil incarnate, I have to wonder if this remake is actually Donald Trump funding his own autobiography. What? You don't think Trump IS the devil incarnate?

Other than Satan himself, only Donald Trump would: have known ties to known mobsters, destroy countless lives via bankrupting his businesses (and then continuing to fund his own lavish lifestyle) demand roads (and other principalities) be named after him, and lust after his own daughter...all in one month. Y' know, by comparing Donald Trump to The Omen's Damian Thorne, I think I just insulted Damian Thorne.