Keanu Reeves hires Lohan lawyers to deal with RPV photog incident

Another BS lawsuit!

So I'm like leaving my friend's house and I'm walking out to my car. And all of a sudden there's like all these photographers running over when I'm getting in, and they're all, "Wait, wait! We want to take your picture," And I'm all, "Dude, I just want to go home." And they're like all around my car and taking my picture through the windows, and I start my car and, like, start inching forward. And this one guy, he puts his foot next to the wheel so like I can't even see it, and the wheel rolls over the edge of the shoe and he's all, "Dude! You ran over my foot!" And I'm like, "Dude, just get away from the car."

[Celebrity voice impersonated]

No. Ted Logan CHARACTER voice impersonated.

Keanu Reeves does NOT talk like that.

I am shocked that such a great actor would do such a thing. I live in RPV and we don't usually leave witnesses to such mishaps...

San Pedro Ca is like the affordable RPV area. People like jump off the like cliffs all the time. Like you can't like read the paper and stuff without reading about someone "going over" all the time. This photo guy is lucky he just got his toe run over. San Pedro is like millionaires with too much caffeine or something. It is out of control.

you make no scense at all.

Do you know San Pedro wrote:

San Pedro Ca is like the affordable RPV area. People like jump off the like cliffs all the time. Like you can't like read the paper and stuff without reading about someone "going over" all the time. This photo guy is lucky he just got his toe run over. San Pedro is like millionaires with too much caffeine or something. It is out of control.

RPV is the affordable PV-wannabe area.

The stalkarazzi problem in LA is getting worse by the day. Recently I saw those vultures camped out on Mulholland in front of the gated area Britney Spears now lives in, just waiting to swoop in. It's sad that Keanu got tagged in their game. All they really care about is money, so I hope this guy doesn't get a cent.

I just wanted to ask if the lawyers were awhere that this man Silva was out working alot since this and the other paps say hes a freak. As a matter of fact, last week, I think it was, some other paps kicked his butt big time and I believe he is now sueing them as well. I know this is true caz Ive read many things about these happenings, But if someone that knows how to link finds more please share with us. xxxooxxx

The Stalkarazz had no business in the area. These Stalkarazzi's are killers.(Remember how they killed Princess Diana). The idiot should have been sued for being a nusance (sorry for the spelling)and obstructing traffic. In fact, the idiot should have gotten a ticket for being in the street obstructing traffic and creating an obstruction on the street.
Besides the stalkarazzi was lucky it wasn't someone with a bad attitude. Some actors would have gone postal with the idiot.

He's a has-been anyway. He should be happy anyone even remembers him! I almost didn't.

Could this incident have been the result of global warming? The RPV city council will get right on this one if their not too busy with a view ordinance debate this week.

just some papa needing a buck because his photo wasnt good enough. blah.
and for the record k reeves is a sweetheart and a talented actor.
leave him alone i say!

sondance kidd you make no sense

Andrew Simon wrote:

So I'm like leaving my friend's house and I'm walking out to my car. And all of a sudden there's like all these photographers running over when I'm getting in, and they're all, "Wait, wait! We want to take your picture," And I'm all, "Dude, I just want to go home." And they're like all around my car and taking my picture through the windows, and I start my car and, like, start inching forward. And this one guy, he puts his foot next to the wheel so like I can't even see it, and the wheel rolls over the edge of the shoe and he's all, "Dude! You ran over my foot!" And I'm like, "Dude, just get away from the car."
[Celebrity voice impersonated]

HaHa! That would be the funniest Robot Chicken ever!

What is this risky behavior this busboy was exhibiting? Masterbating? Yeah that will do it!

Good on Mr. Reeves. I hope he counter-sues Mr. Silva for his defense costs also.

Celeb photogs should be required to wear those dog collars that hit them with an electrical jolt when they get to close.

Bwwaaa ha ha haaaaa!!!!! OH that's great! What a wonderful idea!

BZZZTT!!! LOL!

And there could be a warning message.

BZZZTT! Please step away from the Keanu. BZZZTT! Please step away from the Keanu.

LOL!

That's the best damn firm in Los Angeles. Reaves is going all out.