Chelsea Handler blasts 'homewrecker' Angelina Jolie

I’m so glad filthy Chelsea Uglies rants backfired on her and Maniston. When you read comments in almost all blogs (except ofcourse maniston central - perez’s blog, where maniston’s fans reside), 90% of the comments are calling Ugly Chelsea & Maniston out, & better still making FUN OF HOW BITTER, DESPERATE & PATHETIC they are. One positive thing that has come out of this, is that PEOPLE HAVE NOW CONFIRMED THAT MANISTON IS VERY JEALOUS OF THE BEAUTIFUL ANGELINA & HAS NEVER MOVED ON……..contrary to what her pathetic diminishing fans keep saying. LONG LIVE THE BRANGIE. And by the CHELSEA & MANISTON, BRAD & ANGIE ARE STILL TOGETHER NO MATTER WHAT YOU CALL THEM…….unlike 2 lonely ugly twin ducklings, who are wallowing in self hatred & endless pity parties!!! GOOD JOB UGLY CHELSEA FOR EXPOSING MANISTON’S TRUE FEELINGS REGARDING BRAD - SHE NEVER & WILL NEVER GET O-V-E-R HIM, PATHETIC LOSER. Lol.

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FACT: Aniston and Handler now share the same publicist as of LAST YEAR, his name is Stephen Huvane a big 'image maker,' and professional liar, in Hollywood. He's been with Aniston for 15 years, and is VERY protective. She's his number 1, despite her being LEAST talented, because he gets 15% of her gross from her TV residuals, perfume hawking and plastic bottled water contract.. FACT: Before Handler signed with Huvane, she used to attack Jen Aniston regularly, calling her a big loser, and making her look desperate in skits. Since Jen's publicist took her on, Handler has stopped ALL digs at Jen, and is now raging angry and bitter at Jolie. Do NOT believe Handler's LIES, prior to this year and hooking up with Aniston and her power publicist, Handler NEVER attacked Jolie with such rage and angst - she sounds UNHINGED.. FACT: It's true, she used to 'make fun' of them both (as if an ugly non-funny s.ex tape making cable TV host can ever afford to make fun of a beautiful Oscar winner)- but she NEVER used to scream and rant with such rage against her. In fact, in Handler's old skits - she usually would go easier on Jolie than she would Aniston. How things have changed since she's now in Huvane's stable w/ his favorite client and pal, Aniston. NOW, it's clear she's going after Jolie, so harshly as a FAVOR to Jen Aniston and Stephen Huvane.*THIS WAS A SET-UP* It's no coincidence that this has blown up prior to Angelina's press tour and film release. Handler is talking about a 6 yr. old split which she knows nothing about - she could have EASILY done this same thing when Jolie was NOT in the press so front and center, trying to promote her film (6 weeks ago, 2 mos. ago, 6 mos. ago, 2 years ago). Handler (and Huvane) did it DELIBERATELY. That's her compensation for being represented by Aniston's bestie PR queen.. FACT: If you've noticed, Handler's show has a better grade of guests this year. For instance, Anne Hathaway, and Gwyn Paltrow stopped by - that's no coincidence, they're Stephen Huvane's clients too. It's called PAY for PLAY.. FACT: The main reason Huvane took Handler on, is to have a pitbull to GO AFTER JOLIE IN THE PRESS, because Aniston, his LONG TIME CLIENT is a vengeful cowardly no-talent coattail riding BISH, who carries a GRUDGE against Brad Pitt to this day. Attacking Jolie, is the BEST way she can get at HIM. Make no mistake this is what this is about, Aniston wants to malign the woman Brad Pitt adores. Aniston knows ALL about grudges, ask her elderly mother who raised her as a single parent, that she banned from her life 20 years ago, and left to the indigent health care system in California..***SOMEONE NEEDS TO PULL THE CURTAIN BACK ON THAT AWFUL WOMAN ANISTON & PAID PITBULL CO-HORTS, HANDLER & HUVANE***

Haaaa haaaa.
Oh, Nic.
I am so tempted to join in on the hoopla,
but I think that there is an attempt
for Little Girl Blue to try to steal
Brad and Angelina's thunder, as per usual!!

Brad and Angelina are everywhere in the press
because of "Magamind," and "The Tourist,"
and Angelina's being a Director, and Brad's
new movie, "Money Ball," as well as "The Tree
of life.

Poor Little Girl Blue seems to be rusting,
like an old, long forgotten bucket that has
been kicked to the curb....hee hee hee.

And I think that Chelsea is under the gun
to try to get attention out to the media
about her and Fiddy Cent...can you picture
them in a warm clutch, on a small couch,
and the two of them tumbling to the floor!!!

BINGO....Little FIFFY...concieved.
Oh, the metrocity.

Wonder what "Megamind" would do in this
fuzzy situation!!!!

I think that if we ask Chelsea about it,
that she would say:

"Oh, it is just business!"

I think that she has been dumped by her
latest husband, right?

She has to do something to seem
less of a dumpee, doesn't she?

First, get photographed with Fiddy.
Then get on Angelina's case.

What is more natural?

Next, I guess that Chelsea will be on stage
with David Arquette...bumping and grinding!!!!

Haaaaa haaaa ha.

Just keep that dress down, girlie!
and those ankles in place.

Did you see Brad grabbing Jolie's ass?
haaaaaaa
Take that Jenn and your tranny Bff Chelsey

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I don't think that anyone
is doing Jen any favors
by playing into this triangle continuance.

I saw the movie "Miss Julie"
lastnight, for the first time,
and oh, brother!!!

Talk about a woman that would not take "no"
for an answer...it was really something
that I had never seen before. The horror,
of a woman that would not stay
in a ladie's place! It was so...what is the word?
Degrading. Humiliating. Pathetic.

This woman just crumbled
before your very eyes,
and her undoing was unfortunate,
but she would have been the worst
of all possible endings, when you consider it.

I kept asking myself, if there could have been
some other sort of ending,
and then....I gave up hope,
because she was so headstrong
and so unpredictable.

But the poor bird.

You have to this movie,
and then maybe,
just maybe,
the Jen fans will let go,
and finally understand....No.

No, Jen.
Leave Brad and Angelina alone.

(Fake Story)

Movie: "Miss Julie" (1999)

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Oh Brad really knows how to piss off Jen-Ch and her mentally retarded fat ugly cows fans!!
Must have F**ked the crap out of Jolie that night...AND HARD!!
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Angelina Jolie is a total scag, you know loosey goosey!

Scag wrote:

Angelina Jolie is a total scag, you know loosey goosey!

haaaaaaaa
Who is the scag now...Now that jenn's bff has become unhinged as she is...lol
Talk about Jen needing some more therapy or she could go crying to Vogue..or better yet screaming at the ocean..
Poor Dolly and Norman..They just want to shut that Bitch UP!

Scag wrote:

Angelina Jolie is a total scag, you know loosey goosey!

Do us all a favor jen fat ass ugly hags..Jump feet first into some cat of hot oil!
Thanks you Jen fans now the world knows how bitter and enviuos all you jen cows are..haaaaaaa
Oh the joke is on you loony beavers!

Do us all a favor jen fat ass ugly hags..Jump feet first into some vat of hot oil!
haaaaaaaaaa..
oOPs not cat...hell Jen Jen already has a dry cat!
Thanks you Jen fans now the world knows how bitter and envious all you jen cows are..
haaaaaaa
Oh the joke is on you loony beavers!

Nic wrote:

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haaaaaaaa
Who is the scag now...Now that jenn's bff has become unhinged as she is...lol
Talk about Jen needing some more therapy or she could go crying to Vogue..or better yet screaming at the ocean..
Poor Dolly and Norman..They just want to shut that Bitch UP!

Angelina Jolie is still a homewrecking scag...sorry but true

Yeah, I wouldn't screw Angelina Jolie with a broomstick and you pushing!

Addiction wrote:

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Angelina Jolie is still a homewrecking scag...sorry but true

Tomato,
Tomah-to!

The split was a peaceful thing,
from the horse's mouth.

They sat down and talked through the whole process.
Brad was a gentleman.
Jen has turned out to be...well,
you may complette the sentence for yourselves.

**********
Here are the words to a sweet song: for Brad and Angie:

"Sunshine" by Alexander O'Neal"

Ohhh...
Cloudy was the day
when Sunshine came into my life
And made it brighter

She touched me with her warmness
as the light shines from her smile
She makes me happy

I could never keep myself away
‘cause when I’m next to her
I feel the warm rays
reaching out from her love

Chorus:
She touched me with
a smile that glows
I can’t go a day without my Sunshine
She warms me with her heart of gold and
I can’t go a day without my sunshine

When life’s troubles come around
And they start to get me down
I call my Sunshine

Because there’s no other remedy
strong enough for me
Just her

I can never keep myself away
‘cause when I’m next to her
I feel those warm rays reaching out from her love

Chorus: X 2

Ohhh...

I can never keep myself away
‘Cause when I’m next to her,
I feel those warm rays reaching out from

Sunshine, Sunshine, Sunshine…

All I wanna say girl…

Angelina Jolie:'Tourist' Premiere with Brad Pitt!

Angelina Jolie is white hot
in Atelier Versace at the premiere
of her latest film,
The Tourist, on Monday (December 6) at NYC’s Ziegfeld Theatre.

The 35-year-old actress
showed off some leg
in an ivory white long sleeved angora gown
and hit the carpet with partner Brad Pitt.

Angie’s co-star Johnny Depp
also came out for the film’s premiere.

The Tourist opens this Friday, December 10!

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Did Depp refer to Angelina as
Exotic?

A Goddess?

I read it.

Yuck wrote:

Yeah, I wouldn't screw Angelina Jolie with a broomstick and you pushing!

I agree

Addiction wrote:

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Angelina Jolie is still a homewrecking scag...sorry but true

haaaaaaaa
The joke is on your fat Jen cows!!
Thanks for the jokes..i am sure more will follow..haaa
Jolie is Classy and talented..Just 2 of the things Jen and Ch is not..lol
What home?
And what wrecking?
It was Brad who was married to jenn and dumped her.
It was Brad who signed the divorce papers and left Old troll jeny Fluttering in the cold wind.
So if you want to blame someone..blame The man that left Jen..haaaa
It is funny or rather quite comical really the man who dumped Old fart face Jen and left her screaming to the ocean is laughing at all the ugly jen fan bitches..

Yuck wrote:

Yeah, I wouldn't screw Angelina Jolie with a broomstick and you pushing!

You wish you could dearie..haaaaaa
Let us put it this way-Yu Can't even get a man like Brad to screw you.I am just saying..lol
Stop talking you ugly fat cow!

Beer Goggles wrote:

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I agree

haaaaaaaa
Dream on...I know it is hard..
Haaaaaa
Jenn still not over Brad..We all know for a fact now ..Don't we..haaaaaa
Karma is a Bitch!
Loose lips do sink ships..
Ch thanks for letting us all know..lol
Oh the folly of life..and dumb ass friends like Ch- who get used by a pathetic Jenn troll for their own inflated egos...
Ch You time is UP!
Now we don't want you to apologize..lol
Even Ch knows her Jokes failed..haaaaaaaa

Speaking of them loose lips you mentioned above, Angelina looks like a platypus with them monsters she's got!

Awwwwwww
How did you feel when Chelsea had to apologize?
haaaaaaaa
Oh you wish Jen he troll had those beautiful Lips..lol
Brad don't care.Jolie don't care..and all their fans got a god fat hard laugh!
Thanks..
Oh and Chicken..Jenn still miserable along with her Bff's Chelsea-Who looks like Joan Rivers Plastic puppet..And Courtney..Who's hubby went and f***ed someone who..Funny enough looks like Jolie..lol
YEA Misery does love company!!
haaaaaaaaaaaaa

By the way...Chicken..
I wonder if Chelsea with loosen those lips again??
Seems she got a good stern talk from her Boss..lol