JUSTIN THEROUX; KICKING ASS and taking names!!!

Song dedication for my new bitch
and for ME!!!!

Atlantic Starr - "Let's Get Closer" 1982

Yeah, she stole me.
Yeah, we are a couple.

Closer than close.

WHAT!!!!????
Get out of my face.

Jennifer Aniston and Justin?
Let's not bring up the past.

Forever, For Always, For Love.

He loves her the way she is?

So, now she can say goodbye to all of
her former loves, right?

He loves the way that she is, this Justine?

But has she lost her temper, yet?
Has she flung her complaints at him, yet.
Has she been demanding with him, yet.

Has she had any crying fits
or temper tantrums, lately.

What about glue-ing herself to Courtney?
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Song dedication for Jen
and the Ghost-of-Norman:

Lalah Hathaway - "Forever, For Always, For Love"
at www.youtube.com
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This song sounds so confusing to me.
Is it a song to say "hello to love"
or a song that says "Goodbye?"

I'm not coming home anymore, does it matter?
Let's make up, so come and find me?

Let's forget about the past,
until I kept on bringing it back up again?

Forever, for always, for love?

Things have been a little quiet.
I guess we have to wait for Brad and Angie
to appear in the news some more,
before we get an update on our Jen and Justin.

Is THAT it?
Or are they (J&J)going to be more private
in their knocking poor Heidi about?

Why must I accidently put an "e"
on the end of Justin's name?

I swear that I do not do it on purpose.

It is simply the slip of a pinky, I promise.

Did anyone go and see the movie called,
"The Thing?" (Gosh, it was as good as the first!)
But, just between you and me, nobody compares
to Kurt Russell! Wasn't he murder in that
sexy beard of his??? Oh, and his acting is
through the roof!!! Am I right or wrong.

I tell you that I could love to see both
versions of that movie, right now, if I
did not mind my blood pressure bursting
through my nostrils.

I sure am looking forward to Brad's new movie
to come out: "World War Z."

(I will have to brace myself for more Jen
and Justin's little stunts to pop up everywhere.
That is the usual pattern....attaching to Brad
and Angelina press, imo.)

Song dedication for Heidi of 14 years.

From Justine Theroux, who went for a little
"walk about."

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Frank Sinatra - "Softly As I Leave You" (Reprise 1968)

at www.youtube.com

Song dedication for Justin and Jen.

Don Omar - "Hasta Abajo"

video and song
at www.youtube.com

The video has some moves
that Jen might want to try!

Haaaa haaaa ha.

Don Omar -" Hasta Abajo"
Lyrics Translated into English

D,d,d
D,d,d
D,d,d o
Like that I'm so down

One
Yeah yeah, DJ Eliel in the house, play it

The night is for a Philly
A shot of girl
A good disco, music, a great DJ
Playing one form Cangri, one from Yandel & Wisin
One from Tego Calde and also from Ivy

The night is great to whip it, smoke creepy
While I play it loud you go and have a sip
play a nasty one from Chencho y Maldy
And a girl with the same mood from Randy

The night is for a Philly
A shot of girl
A good disco, music, a great DJ
Playing one form Cangri, one from Yandel & Wisin
One from Tego Calde and also from Ivy

The night is great to whip it, smoke creepy
While I play it loud you go and have a sip
Play a nasty one from Chencho y Maldy
And a girl with the same mood from Randy

Like that I'm so down
D, d, d
Like that I'm so down..
D, d, d
Like that I'm so down..

I. Don
Simple, From the Moon

Like that I'm so down..
Like that I'm so down..

That's why he's call "the one that speaks with his hands"
Eliel..

Like that I'm so down..
Like that I'm so down..

Bring Philly, a complete plate of seta
I don't care, with respect my position blows them up
Little Missy looking for dembow arrived at the party
Tonight the one is singing that's why they're scrambled

Girl look at your skirt, look to what's missing and search for it
I just want to look at your back
How you really like perreando
I just want to see your booty modeling at the disco
When you're looking goody goody when you confront it dancing

Give her another one, another shot dancing alone
Another dembow from Eliel breaks the consoles
Another one, DJ breaks the speakers
And F*** the neighbor and we go way up

Go for her spotted on a corner
A sexy movement asks for a ride
She’s a runaway, pretending to be a fine girl
Sick from the music and dembow is her cure

Yelling out loud all the way up
Another shot of tequila, fill her up and be ready
Motivated waiting for the DJ to decide
Play one of mine so she can dance it to the max

Like that I'm so down..
Like that I'm so down..
Like that I'm so down..
Like that I'm so down..

The night is for a Philly
A shot of girl
A good disco, music, a great DJ
Playing one form Cangri, one from Yandel & Wisin
One from Tego Calde and also from Ivy

The night is great to whip it, smoke creepy
While I play it loud you go and have a sip
Play a nasty one from Chencho y Maldy
And a girl with the same mood from Randy

Like that I'm so down..
Eliel
The night is for
Like that I'm so down..

Song dedication for Justin and Jen:

NEXT

-"WIFEY"

at www.youtube.com
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Now is she will just tell us
what it took to hook him.

Oh, and at what point
they both knew that they
really, really wanted to make a go of it.

It is a spirtual merge?
Is is an adventure?
Is it just a passing fancy?

or is it the real deal?

How about THIS song?
I just love this song.
Sounds like it ought to be dedicated
to Nick Cannon and to Mariah Carey,
but maybe I will dedicate it to Brad and Angie,
and then in a few weeks to
Justin and to Jen....if they can make it.

JAGGED EDGE

"PROMISE" LYRICS

at www.youtube.com

FAKE Story:

(Talk Show Host) Well, Justin Theroux!
It is so wonderful having you on our show.
The first question that I would like to ask
you, since you insist that I DO NOT mention
Jennifer, is to ask you about your LAST romance.

With your permission, I would like to ask you
how do you feel, now that you and Heidi Bivens
have called it quits? How do you feel, Justin?

(Justin Theroux) Frankly, it feel like
I just walked right out of heaven.
Feels like like have darned near thrown
my like away. I don't know what to do.

Here is a song by Jagged Edge
called:

Jagged Edge -"Walked Outta Heaven"

at www.youtube.com

Song for Justin and for Jen-Jen

Jagged Edge - "Let's Get Married"
ft. Reverend Run

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www.youtube.com

(is it medically possible
to reverse
a complette hysterectomy?)

Is is possible to prolong the coming
menepause?

Song dedication for Justin Theroux
and Jennifer Aniston:

Elle Varner (ft. J. Cole)-

"I Only Wanna Give It To You" lyrics

at www.youtube.com

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I hope that they have a nice weekend!!!

Hey, Justine!!!!
Remember Heidi????
Did you sneak away from Jen
long enough to re-visit Heidi's turkey wings???

Song dedication from Heidi
to Justin...but don't tell Jen!!!

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Friends Of Distinction - "I Really Hope You Do"

at www.youtube.com

Copied and pasted from www.justjared.com

Lol, Fanistons are just jealous.

Maniston can’t talk about
her stupid pygmea gigolo of a boyfriend
cause first, he doesn’t inspire those lovely thoughts
and second, that nasty homewrecker
shut her trap cause she is too scared Heidi will unleash the truth about those two losers.

What does poor little Heidi have,
now that she does not have Justin????

GEE, thanks a lot Jen!!!!
Nice work.

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Song dedication for Heidi and Justin:

The Skyliners - "Since I Don't Have You"
at www.youtube.com

One sad
Christmas tree, to go please.

"Going In Circles" -

Friends Of Distinction

at www.youtube.com

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Sad love song
for Justin and Heidi...
both caught up in this striving
and this ladder of fame climbing
by guess who.

Take one great big guess.

Was that Justin Theroux
that the neighbors heard,
lastnight, on the cell phone,
begging Heidi to sneak out
and meet up with him,
after he slipped Jen a micky
in her warm milk????

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"Cause I Love You" -
Lenny Williams

at www.youtube.com

Sad, sad love song
for Heidi and for Justin Theroux

One last song for dear, precious Heidi,
and then I really must get back to
my work....

This thing with Jen
must surely be BUSINESS
and nothing more, imo.

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"Say You Love Me"

- DJ ROGERS

at www.youtube.com

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After the movie comes out,
if you can wait that long,
things should get back to normal,
if you ask me.

Most actresses depend on talent,
whereas some "wanna be" people
have to depend on cheap tricks
and gimmics and arouse curiousity
in a "would be audience", to get them in the door,
just for the audience to realilze
that they have be duped,
yet again.

There is no SPOON!!!
But there is a sucker born
every minute.

Jennifer Holliday also sings

"Say You Love Me"

at www.youtube.com

Be patient Heidi and Justin!!!

Jen won't be able to keep his interest,
imo.

Reese Witherspoon: Broken Finger Blues?

Reese Witherspoon adjusts her sunglasses
as she leaves an office building on Monday (November 28) in Brentwood, Calif.

The 35-year-old actress was sporting
a broken bone cast on one of her fingers!

We hope your finger heals soon, Reese!
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copied and pasted www.justjared.com

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If she were my friend,
instead of Jen's friend,

I would ask her if her husband
was kicking her azz,
or if she was just becoming a klutz.

(Don't get any ideas Justin. The publicity
would be brutal.)

"Everytime You Go Away" (1995)-

Hall & Oates

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Oh, the sensors
are running hot and heavy, today.

Must not step on Jen's wittle toes.
Her fans would fart their pants.