Aniston dumped Pitt

blondie wrote:

I will never forget,
how a long time ago,
Tina Turner showed up
on some t.v. show, sporting
a spiked blonde wig, that was
perfectly horrid looking, at the time.
People talked of nothing else.
Some shrieked with laughter,
but they got on the phone,
and called all of their friends
to ask if they had seen the sight!
It was the hottest topic, at the time.
"She looked just like a klondike BEAR!!"
is what we all snikered.
But, the thing is, that we started to
really pay attention to her, like never before.
We all started to refer to her as legs,
because her legs were splendid.
Next thing you know, she was making hit
after hit.
Personally, I always enjoyed her music.
In person, she is worth every penny that you pay
to see her. She is a ball of energy, and she
gives you all that she has to give, with-holding
nothing!!!
Mel Gibson played opposite her, in Mad Max,
"The Thunderdome." Everyone loved her perfomance.
My point, reverts to Jennifer, naturally.
Maybe if she tried something....unusual.
What a refreshing, and potentially shocking
event, that might be!!!(All IMO.)

you mean like really act for once...?

http://www.youtube.com/watch...

Jolie..Holy smokes!!
Blazing up the screen with her Sexy self..
This is why Brad self OLd barren jen..Because Jolie is an amazing Woman..
A ultra total..Uber Sex pot..Classy..intelligent!
With the talent to back up that Spectacluar Face and Body!!

haaaaa
Don't try covering Trolls..Jolie Rocks and Old manless Jen SUCKS!

Meanwhile, Armpitt is wearing cute, wittle beads in his beard . . .

These are a few comments
about Jen supposedly
giving advice about "training men" so the relationship will work.
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02:32 AM on 09/17/2009

Jen, what you fail to realize
is that today's society is a throw away society.

More than 1/2 of marriages end in divorce.

Expect to have many relationships in your lifetime.

Sad to say but our country is all about consumption (still) and relationships
are a part of that.

That said, i'd date you!
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08:17 AM on 09/11/2009

I don't feel she is qualified to discuss
"why relationships fail."

She could legitimately discuss
why HER relationships fail--
but she is completely not qualified
to offer advice and/or generalized insights.
In my opinion.
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07:30 AM on 09/11/2009

Maybe its because one partner is shallow
and spends all their free time
working on their tan and body
or talking about their ex's.
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07:19 AM on 09/11/2009

I like Ms. Aniston,
but enough with the relationship talk
It's not good for her image;
besides all that stuff sounds really trite,
like she read it on the inside of a snapple cap
or on the side of a box of tea.

Closure? You can't order a side of closure
to go with your break-up/ divorce/ death of a partner. Life is messy.
******

10:43 PM on 09/10/2009

She sounds,
well, like a bird brain.

Maybe that is her relationship problem.
Too much stupid.
*****

Reply Favorite Flag as abusive Posted 05:28 AM on 09/11/2009

Why are we getting the intricacies
of relationships explained to us
by someone who is introduced by her string of break-ups?
I have nothing against Ms. Aniston,
but when she talks like she has it all figured out and says things like (yes I'm paraphrasing) "it's your fault if you don't train your man right,"
it gives a little insight into her romantic woes.

Read more at: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/09/09/jenn...

TITLE:
Jennifer Aniston: Self-Proclaimed Romantic Explains Why Relationships Fail

INTRO:
"The ex-wife of Brad Pitt, ex-girlfriend of Vince Vaughn and more recently of John Mayer tells the magazine that she knows what makes a relationship fail."

THIS IS A CONTRADICTION AT THE BEGINNING.

Read more at: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/09/09/jenn...

I agree with a poster that says she should zero in as to why HER relationships fail.

you know who wrote:

I agree with a poster that says she should zero in as to why HER relationships fail.

Well, if she has kept Scott Stuber
under wraps, for all of these years,
and nobody has caught on, yet...
then, you really have to admire
her ability to pull the wool
over everyone's eyes.

Everyone.

blondie wrote:

<quoted text>
Well, if she has kept Scott Stuber
under wraps, for all of these years,
and nobody has caught on, yet...
then, you really have to admire
her ability to pull the wool
over everyone's eyes.
Everyone.

We'll see or hear.
If so, good.

Chick Flick wrote:

Meanwhile, Armpitt is wearing cute, wittle beads in his beard ...

haaaaa..
Oh chicken..You s bitter..I love it!!
Your troll jen is still manless..You should go and visit her for Christmas..You the only Jen fan on here..lol
haaaaaaaa
Do take a a place it at Norman's grave site..Isn't he buried with your dead hubby!

LOL@ Armpitt wearing cute, wittle beads in his beard!
Oh he must get Christmas ones now....HaHaHaHa

Mayson wrote:

LOL@ Armpitt wearing cute, wittle beads in his beard!
Oh he must get Christmas ones now....HaHaHaHa

Awwwwwwww You can't come up with a better insult?
All worn out?
haaaaa
Don't you worry about Brad and His Family..
You need to worry about manless jen..Who will she be spendig Christmans with?
You know that more people kill themselves during the Holidays..
It makes them very sentiment..lol
And we all know Jen is unstable and the shrink hasn't helped her any..
We pray she doesn't hand herself in a closet!

Hang..lol
haaaaaaa

Nic wrote:

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Awwwwwwww You can't come up with a better insult?
All worn out?
haaaaa
Don't you worry about Brad and His Family..
You need to worry about manless jen..Who will she be spendig Christmans with?
You know that more people kill themselves during the Holidays..
It makes them very sentiment..lol
And we all know Jen is unstable and the shrink hasn't helped her any..
We pray she doesn't hand herself in a closet!

doesn't mayoniase kid of remind you of a dimwit like Paris Hilton when upon her release from her little stint in prison she went on to Larry King show to proclaim she read the bible. when larry asked what was her favorite verse you just gave him a blank stare.
her brain just sort of gave a rattling noise after that. LOL

Nic wrote:

<quoted text>
Awwwwwwww You can't come up with a better insult?
All worn out?
haaaaa
Don't you worry about Brad and His Family..
You need to worry about manless jen..Who will she be spendig Christmans with?
You know that more people kill themselves during the Holidays..
It makes them very sentiment..lol
And we all know Jen is unstable and the shrink hasn't helped her any..
We pray she doesn't hand herself in a closet!

She needs to spend it with her momma. She's a mean girl.
How can u be good to a man when u can't even be good to your own momma?
Someone say 'karma'?

tmj wrote:

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doesn't mayoniase kid of remind you of a dimwit like Paris Hilton when upon her release from her little stint in prison she went on to Larry King show to proclaim she read the bible. when larry asked what was her favorite verse you just gave him a blank stare.
her brain just sort of gave a rattling noise after that. LOL

Mayhoe ala Cf..
The one and the same..Jen one fan!!
Yeaaaaa they want us to believe Jen has so many fans..And yet her movie was a collosal Failure!
haaaaaaaaaaa

It's sad when Kate Gosselin, a nobody except a mother of 8 children, gets more time at sites like JJ and RO. What is this world coming to?

Tex_ wrote:

It's sad when Kate Gosselin, a nobody except a mother of 8 children, gets more time at sites like JJ and RO. What is this world coming to?

Huh? WTH r u talkin about Willis?

JJ does not monopolize its time with kate what the hell r u talking about?
it been concentrating on real stars and actors.
twilight sts are plastered all over that site
halle berry was on twice this week.

kate is a mother of 8 that does not go around sleeping with everyone like her horrid ex.
hailey better get a reality check...hes got a new girl now.
foolish girl...
kate meanwhile just contues to be a mom- taking the kids to school while her ex goes on vacay and grabs the first woman he sees and professes love to her.

tmj wrote:

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Huh? WTH r u talkin about Willis?
JJ does not monopolize its time with kate what the hell r u talking about?
it been concentrating on real stars and actors.
twilight sts are plastered all over that site
halle berry was on twice this week.
kate is a mother of 8 that does not go around sleeping with everyone like her horrid ex.
hailey better get a reality check...hes got a new girl now.
foolish girl...
kate meanwhile just contues to be a mom- taking the kids to school while her ex goes on vacay and grabs the first woman he sees and professes love to her.

lol!!

Jen dumped Brad?

Isn't that the funniest thing that you have
ever heard????