The solution is quite simple. If you're not satisfied with your flying experiences, don't fly anymore. Drive to all of your distant meetings, etc. See how long it is before you're begging to be let on another flight.

You want to be safe, yet you're not willing to do what's required to ensure it. You want great service, yet you show no brand loyalty and jump ship to the airline that offers a $2 discount on a flight. You disparage the crews that are forced to put up with spoiled little megalomaniacs day after day, and yet expect to be waited on hand and foot.

If your highness isn't pleased, forgive all of us commoners who bust our cans every day to get millions of people where they need to be. We are so ashamed.