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Cal

Tefé, Brazil

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#430
Jan 8, 2007
 
I see funneh and blood done brought out they typing
gloves shit long as essays murdering all these new dykes and perves guess who's back the only African here with the dice and nerves to toss em out and mix it up with whities ready slice and serve.
I been gone for long so a must to respond to
some old time b**ches is mandatory like what happened to Saddam!
Lostmindz is older than our fathers so it bothers me that he still rhymes with ease like em kidney stones he always has to pee!
Funneh still to this day will type out shit longer than his name to get recognition in this game while he's lame but once you whip out your little brother the Paedo goes tame!
Blood where Hailie go that girl really feelin you or are you now just spittin poor now off the pedastole smack a b**ch tell her to get off them pedicures!
Thats it i just set it yo fellas better tell a joke coz all this malice you packin is what i see when men elope!(figure it out idiots)
Youngblood

United States

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#431
Jan 8, 2007
 
hey funneh, 45 slope?, bitch your ass is like a 45 vinyl
lyrics scratchy as hell, as when your done its final
and you don't need to dare me, you fagat i'm revolving
your ass is slow as a kid on riddlen when he's into problem solving
your melting, i gave you the flesh eating disease
you think your the hulk?, wearing shirts the size of 3T's
bitch please, i may be a trend i'm smilin cuz i'm glad
your just a fad, like your rap career which is something that you have never had
only this time you won't come back
get a pen, take some notes like your takin a class
cuz when i'm through you with you'll be pulin you head out your ass
i'm still throwin punches, your fat ass ate to many lunches
moss doesn't grow on a rollin rock, so why you think you growin fungus
i love this, battlin a fag with denial, like he has skills
go stick a dildo up your ass, cuz we know thats how you get your thrills
or betta yet, heres some asprin, pop a cup of these pills
i'd rather you kill yourself, than blood on my hands when i make it spill
claimin your the oil in an engine, but im hearin your enine knock
i put sugar is the gas tank, you won't get down the block
so suck a cock, you wanna be emcee apprentice
i just murdered your whole flow, i only used half the amount of sentences.
mc funneh

Toronto, Canada

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#432
Jan 8, 2007
 
youngblood i'll roll you up and smoke you like a joint
i can spit a few lines and still get across to the point
but i choose not to cuz i like to get into detail
if you had any cd's out they would all be on ebay for resale
you see my name pop up and your face goes pale
sick to your stomach dude here take some advil
cuz i'm worse then a virus that got sent to your email
directly to the point like hitting a hammer to a nail
and as for cal
your fu<kin gal pal
that fu<k is more annoying then a fu<kin root canal
but serious this guy dares to speak from africa
dude one word and bitch i'll fu<kin tackle ya
but you would like that to much you ugly gay fu<k
your skin is fu<kin darker then a fu<kin hockey puck
go get my mug yeah the stanley cup
i'm a canadian you bit<h and i'll fu<k you up
do me a faver and do a search on wayne gretzky
i'm like him bit<h you don't wanna mess with me
cuz what he could do with a stick i do with a mic
just ask your boyfriend youngblood that fu<kin dyke
and i know you like him and thats ok by me
long distant relationships don't work usually
especially from a kid in a 3rd world country
but blood don't care he likes you he told me
FreestyleMike14y earsold

United States

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#433
Jan 10, 2007
 
wats up with all these wack raps
ill rap circles around all you, so take a step back
or else get hung, by your damn.. kneecaps
mc funneh, ur not funny dont even try it
young blood even knows your a homo so stop lyin
get out of this forum please! stop freestlyin
right know you should feel really embarrassed
getn out rapped by a kid thats not old enough to be a parent
ill make this short if you just say your sorry
your raps suck, go play with your atari
im like a lightning bolt, i strike unexpected
asked you if you wna freestlye and you JETTED
haha im 14 years old in high school
your 55 and your still in junior high
so if you have balls send me a reply
cuz the next freestlye i send ill acctuly try, bye

Since: Jan 07

United States

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#434
Jan 13, 2007
 
Mc funneh,
i stick ur head into the toilet everynight.
the only problem is, its not called a fight.
cuz i beat u up so bad, wen im done u call it a night.
u cant handle any of those low blows, u kno?
another kid walked into my face last night.
i was wonderin wut he was smokin, that runt..
i saw him holdin a big tube with smoke, was it a blunt?
Hell no dude. he was smokin u u cunt.
Stan

Arlington, VA

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#435
Jan 13, 2007
 
Yo freestyle mike, ur shits aight,
Considering ur just 14 years old
Ur rhymes are actually pretty tight.
But that also works against u, u need to get older and updated.
Cuz right now, ur shit is too childish and g-rated.
Throw in some curse words into ur raps
Cuz if u ever spit shit like this outside this board,
Don't ever expect to get a n award.
Thats about it,
I ain't got time fuckin around and horse playing,
My girl is coming over tonite
I'm gettin some pussy and ain't even payin,
Oh shit, my mad,ur just 14
This shit isn't G-rated
Like the last xbox game u played
Cuz it will be a while till ur faggot ass gets laid.

“dibs”

Since: Jan 07

West Haven

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#436
Jan 13, 2007
 
*THIS IS FREESTYLE MIKE*
Thnxs for the comment stan, but i didnt need it
i'll chop off your d!ck, cook it, make you eat it
your gettin pussy tonight, yo thats great man
stick do doin that, rappn aint your thing stan
the last game i played was x-rated
found your mom raped her,while you video taped it
you wanted me to curse more, and thats what you got
i can make a better freestyle while high off of pot
but im not gonna try to be what im not
stick my own style cuz i am what YOUR not, im on top of the spot

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Since: Jan 07

West Haven

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#437
Jan 13, 2007
 
joshie F baby

Belle Haven, VA

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#438
Jan 13, 2007
 
battle me
big t

United States

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#439
Jan 14, 2007
 
please kids stop this maddness i'll have to let this go quick, all yall gurls in the back
strappd, im wrappd they ready fo the dick
i got more money in ma pocket than u got in ur
printer, slap u with the wad of 100's,
have u hibernate fo the winta
my beat is heat, till that heat is droppd, i dont beat at ya skeet till all ma skeet has droppd
young blood u are exactly wut ur name suggests
a little girls rhymes with a infents chest, i dont need to bench, my rhyms come naturally, believe me kid u dont want to battle me

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Since: Jan 07

West Haven

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#440
Jan 14, 2007
 
yo big t you live in starford, CT
i live in west haven, wanna go against me?
come and hit me, bring all your 100's
bring all your money, dumb ass kid, youll get robbed b!tch
im tellin you, your not tough as you say
dont reply to this rap, take a deep breath and walk away
yea i was hibernaten this winter, i was in the igloo
wit your mom, and tell her the rents due
tell her next time she comes through to use some shampoo, pu$$y smelling like some fish stew
and who you think you are tryin to out rap to beleive me kid I DO want to battle rap YOU!
big t

United States

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#441
Jan 14, 2007
 
please, mad mike, like brotha man said, i think that name is taken, come up with something more original by that time i'll be half bakd n blazen Intellectually superior, I'll make the whack wearier cuz mike ur name is
Inferior, deterior rate, like bacteria, remove ya body and ya rhymes like a dead corpse, u dont want to battle me little boy, i dont wanna hear any remorse
o, ok, i get it, i flip over, rewind now i see, your one of those boys in west haven wishin they could hold it down like me, but since i come from the southside of ct, im the cream of the crop, pleaes drop to ya knees.
big t

United States

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#442
Jan 14, 2007
 
takin kinda long mikey, wut happend? you scared, better u just fold ur labtop up and go back to bed, cuz i'll be up all nite spittin it, till u had enough,better lyrically get ya fat ass on a treadmill n generate better stuff.Mike your wut i call a bitch, i'll give you a hysterectomy for disrespecting me. You wanna feel the full effect of me, hand a pen to me, dont do this anymore to yourself i think your becoming embarrsed to spit at me, quick, write suttin slick down, show your friends and get at me.
big t

United States

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#443
Jan 14, 2007
 
strat city, stomp town, to each his own, im another messd up kid lookin for a free bone, a free ride in this messd up hood, my shit aint even good its just that i no wut to say and how to say it at any given time, i'll get u at and ya boys with a 2 versed line. i'll save that for later, cuz really im enjoying this shake, like fitty said i love u like a fat kid love cake. Somebody please battle me and make a commitment, cuz i just demolished mike and i think half the people in this chat are ready to quit.
big t

United States

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#444
Jan 14, 2007
 
"Thnxs for the comment stan, but i didnt need it
i'll chop off your d!ck, cook it, make you eat it" give credit where its due. that was hot.

“dibs”

Since: Jan 07

West Haven

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#445
Jan 14, 2007
 
big t gives credit where its due
i like you, but i dont wana be the one you commit suicide to
but now ill give you some credit
your good man, and dont make me regret it
yo i been freestylen for 4 days now
and im better then you, let me not get carried away now
you say you demolished me, i think your bluffin
why are all this b!thes here sayin nuttin
step up and show me what you got
stop hiding in the corner, lonley, throwin no shots
me and and big t, take you all on like duels
a freestyle 2v2 style, well go wild
big t, everyone is afraid to diss us
will kill them each, leave them 10 stiches
b!itches, ill be playful with you
toe toe, you feel my razor slit you

Since: Jan 07

United States

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#446
Jan 14, 2007
 
those first coupl lines are from 8 mile homey lol
Chas

Oxford, MI

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#448
Jan 14, 2007
 
Dustin aka youngblood wrote:
the only force you'll be feelin, is when i rape you
throw you in a lake, after i duck tape you
your flow is weak, like a virgin on her period
this rap shit is serious, like eddie murphy your delerious
i don't need 12 lines to knock you out
your knocked unconcious, first second of this title bout
you walked into the ring but they're carryin you out
fuck me up?, dawg your lucky i don't just choke you
i own you, claimin i stole my rhymes, why?, cuz i out flow you
your pititful, and i spit freestyle with a passion
leavin you covered in flames in a bed of your ashes
your murdered, this battle is impossible for you to win
you have no clue the shit you just put yourself in
yeah i dont rap.. but why are you just rhyming everything that you can find.. its stupid, it doesnt even flow right... wut the hell does it mean "like a virgin on her period" wut does that have to do with being weak.. menstrual blood flow is nothing to relate to week rhymes... it makes no sense.. so my point is that you really need to find things that uh maybe make sense, you cant just whip out random people or random things and stick it together.. thats wut makes a good rapper and a bad rapper.. because anyone can throw a bunch of rhymes together.. its the story they create that makes the person good or bad... so my advice.. uh work a lot harder to develop you're rhymes....

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Since: Jan 07

West Haven

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#449
Jan 15, 2007
 
yo is it really big t.. i just made it off the top 2 lol

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West Haven

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#450
Jan 15, 2007
 
yo Chas wat you think bout my raps??

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