I find one of my favorite things to do is tune in to the Late Show with Dave Letterman, and listen to about 7 really unbelievably bad jokes, and then change the sh*t out of the channel.

I do this about once a week to remind how ludicrous national television really is. To put icing on the cake, I'll bet the people that surround Dave truly believe he is a talent, and that he is funny.

Luckily, you can see the truth in Dave's eyes as he tells each pathetic little joke, that would maybe have been funny in a vaudville act from the '20's, or maybe Beach Blanket Babylon in San Francisco, where there is the slightest attempt at keeping the ultra-lame jokes in the modern vernacular (meaning, they make jokes about Madonna, Bush, Cheney, etc. Woo effing hoo, aren't you hip?).

Enough. Let the heart attack go the most liekly candidate, and give me back that unbelievable dancing, singing pedophile.