Yo Mamma Jokes!

Nate wrote:

Hi Zoe!!!!
Hows it going??????

zoe the CG wrote:

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Lolz Hey Nate!
I'm doing pretty good, how about you?

katie_smith wrote:

<quoted text>iz ok ya i got plenty more!!
Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too
yo mama so ugly she made the onion cry
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo Mama so stupid, I told her to buy a color TV, she came back and said "what color?"
Yo Mama so stupid, I put a Scratch-N'-Sniff sticker on the bottom of the pool and she drowned.
Yo Mama so stupid, she thinks fruit punch is a gay boxer.
Yo Mama so stupid, she saw a billboard that said "Dodge Trucks" and she started ducking through traffic.
Yo Mama so stupid, she thought Taco Bell was a Mexican phone company!
Yo mamma so ugly her reflection quit.
yo mama so stupid she asked for a refund on a jigsaw puzzle complaining it was broken.
yo mama so old her breast milk is powder.

Nate wrote:

<quoted text>Remember that thing u told me a month ago???"
well the week was messed up
And im board
Lobg time know see

zoe the CG wrote:

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Yo mamma is so stupid that when someone asked her do you have Myspace? She said no I'm not near you so I don't have your space.
Yo mamma is so ugly that she scared a headless chicken.
Yo mamma is so stupid that when she went to the shooting range and was asked do you have aim? She said no I don't go on that site.
Yo mamma is so ugly she scared Chuck Norris.
Yo mamma is fat that she can't go on road trips even the State trooper asked her to turn around. Because she was over the 2 ton weight limit.
Yo mamma is so ugly that every night the boogy man checks his closet for her.
Yo mamma is so stupid that when she was asked do have a cell? She looked at her skin and yeah I billion of em.
Yo mamma is so fat that when she wants bacon the cook just makes her a hole pig even with the ears.
Yo mamma is so ugly that she makes rattle snakes shake out of their skin.
Yo mamma is so fat that when she get's on the teeter totter not only does it brake. But the hole park tips that way.
Yo mamma is so fat that she didn't even have to clime Mount everest. All she had to do was take a step and she was at the top.
Yo mamma is so stupid that when someone asked her what rhymes with orange she said duh orange.
Yo mamma is so ugly that she can turn all the lights off and sat bloody mary 3 times by a mirror and be ok. Because mary's afraid she might she her shape in the mirror even with most of the lights off.
Yo mamma is so fat that she was once mistaken for new island with feet.

katie_smith wrote:

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yo mama lyk wal-mart: always low prices... always.
yo mama was a stripper @ quizznos
yo mama breath so bad she dont use liserine strips, she uses listerine loose-leaf papers.
yo mama so ho, she was strippin @ the last supper 4 blessings.
yo mama so strong n fat she got the wwe smackdown belt on her wrist.
yo mama so fat she doesnt break a sweat she shatters it.
yo mama so stupid she got locked in a motorcycle.
yo mama so stupid she threw a rock @ the ground n missed.
yo mama so fat she stretched out the toilet seat.
lol!

melissa wrote:

<quoted text> GET A LIFE YOU FAT BITCH MAKE FUN OF YOUR BICHY SELF HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHA BUT SERIOUSLY THAT,S NOT NICE

melissa wrote:

<quoted text> YO JASHUA YOUR SO STUPID THAT,S NOT EVEN A JOKE GET A LIFE BITCH

xJRx wrote:

YO MAMA SO FAT SHE WENT INTO THE OCEAN FARTED AND CAUSED HURRICANE KATRINA
Rest. waz here

Lauren01 wrote:

Yo Mamma so stupid she put a battery up her butt and said " I got the power "