Yo Mamma Jokes!

samantha wrote:

r u nude

Huh?

Yo mamma is so fat when she went to get on the trian she had to ride on it instead of in it. So she didn't ride 1st or 2nd class or even 3rd class she rhode Fattest class.

katie_smith wrote:

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i try, lol. i jus get pumped

JONAS BROTHERS ARE AWESOME!!!(Sorry, that had nothing to do with the topic, but the jonasbrothers are just so awesome lol)

Yo Mamma so stupid she put a battery up her butt and said " I got the power "

Lauren01 wrote:

Yo Mamma so stupid she put a battery up her butt and said " I got the power "

Lol I have joke like that....
Yo mamma is so stupid that when she picked the remote she said "I've got control."

zoe the CG wrote:

<quoted text>Lol I have joke like that....
Yo mamma is so stupid that when she picked the remote she said "I've got control."

hahahaha man that 1 is good too!

Lauren01 wrote:

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hahahaha man that 1 is good too!

Lol thanks your right though their both good jokes.

Salmooza wrote:

<quoted text>You touch your mum at night...

HOW RUUUUUUUDE.

katie_smith wrote:

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i try, lol. i jus get pumped

Do you got more Yo mamma jokes? Your Yo mamma jokes work great at my school. Hope you don't mind me using'em.

No faith in humanity wrote:

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HOW RUUUUUUUDE.

lol, sorry, I was experimenting with something...

Yo mama is so stupid that....
• She called me to get my phone number.
• She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said, "Concentrate."
• She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
• She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
• She sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
• She tried to drown a fish.
• She thought a quarterback was a refund.
• She tripped over a cordless phone.
• She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
• She asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
• She studied for a blood test.
• She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
• When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
• When she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
• When she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said, "Airport Left”, she turned around and went home.

Yo mama is so ugly that.....
She makes pigs faint
She practices birthcontrol by leaving the light on

YOU ARE SO UGLY THAT YOUR BIRTH CERTIFICATE WAS AN APOLOGY LETTER FROM A CONDOM FACTORY!

LOL!!!!!

Morgan da great wrote:

Yo mama is so stupid that....
• She called me to get my phone number.
• She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said, "Concentrate."
• She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
• She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
• She sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
• She tried to drown a fish.
• She thought a quarterback was a refund.
• She tripped over a cordless phone.
• She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
• She asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
• She studied for a blood test.
• She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
• When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
• When she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
• When she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said, "Airport Left”, she turned around and went home.
Yo mama is so ugly that.....
She makes pigs faint
She practices birthcontrol by leaving the light on
YOU ARE SO UGLY THAT YOUR BIRTH CERTIFICATE WAS AN APOLOGY LETTER FROM A CONDOM FACTORY!

LMFAO!

Yo mama is so stupid...

-I told her drinks were on the house, so she went and got a ladder...
-she makes Peter Griffin and Homer Simpson look like a Nobel Prize winner
-when I asked her to purchase me a color TV she asked me..."which color?"
-she put a dog in the oven to make a hot dog
-I told her to take out the garbage so she moved out

Yo mama is so ugly...
-she put the boogie man outta business
-when she wobbles down the street in September, folks say, "Damn it, I can't believe it's Halloween already..."

zoe the CG wrote:

<quoted text>Lol thanks your right though their both good jokes.

i know!! r we friends?

Yo mama so fat her stretch marks spell out her name "Big Bitch"
Yo mama so fat she got smaller fat women orbiting her

Lauren01 wrote:

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i know!! r we friends?

Totally, but yeah we are.

zoe the CG wrote:

<quoted text>Totally, but yeah we are.

cool do u have aim?

Yo mamma is so fat that when she went for milk she had to just take the hole cow.

Yo mamma is so stupid that when her friend asked do you know your times? she went and a got a copy of the Times news paper.

Yo mamma is so stupid that when she was asked do you know the names of stars? she went to hollywood and looked at the stars names, all night.

Yo mamma is so fat that when she get's in elevators they can't make it to the next floor.

Yo mamma is so fat that when so goes to the beach nobody else see's the sun.

Yo mamma is so stupid that when to the UK she kept asking people there are you u k?

Yo mamma is so fat that when she tried riding an adult elephant it collapsed.

Lauren01 wrote:

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cool do u have aim?

No I don't...