Yo Mamma Jokes!

YO MAMA SO FAT SHE WENT INTO THE OCEAN FARTED AND CAUSED HURRICANE KATRINA
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LOL!

r u nude

tell me??????????

yo mama so poor i walked through the front door and ended up in the back yard.

yo mama so fat she stepped on the scale and it said to be continued.

yo mama so stupid she invented the solar powered flashlight.

yo mama so fat her husband got stuck in her vagina.

yo mama so fat her husband swam in the ocean saw a whale and said hi honey.

the last one i made up.

Yo mamma's breath so bad that the ice cream man gave her a listerine popsicle.

Yo mama so fat she uses 2 greyhound buses 4 rollerblades.

yo mama smells so bad she threw lindsay lohan a fastball n they were on the next episode of CSI.

yo mama so small when she used the toilet she had 2 use a sticky hand 2 get the toilet paper.

yo mama so ugly the cockroaches were scared.

yo mama so gap-toothed when she smiles it looks lyk her tongue is in jail.

yo mama is so fat when she sat on the rainbow, skittles popped out.

Ur mama is so fat she drives a spandex car.

Ur mama is so stupid she tried waking up a sleeping bag.

Ur mama's thighs r so big when she walks they gotta talk 2 each other. I'll go bye and then I'll let u go bye.

Ur mamas so fat she puts mayonaise an her tylenol.

Ur mamas so big she takes poster polaroids.

Ur mamas glasses r so thick when she looks at the sun her eyebrows catch on fire.

Yo mamas so fat that when she stepped on the scale it was her own phone number

Yo mamas so fat that when she saw a school bus she said stop that twinkie

Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."

Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.

Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for the new world

Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized

Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"

Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago...

Yo mama so fat when she bunje jumps she goes straight to hell!

Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!

Yo mama so fat she got hit by a parked car!

Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon

Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!

Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

Yo mama so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.

Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower

wut now??

katie_smith wrote:

Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."
Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for the new world
Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"
Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago...
Yo mama so fat when she bunje jumps she goes straight to hell!
Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
Yo mama so fat she got hit by a parked car!
Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon
Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!
Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.
Yo mama so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.
Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower
wut now??

Damn Katie, Ur actually pretty good at this.

Kid Romeo wrote:

<quoted text>Damn Katie, Ur actually pretty good at this.

damn straight.. when i get pumped i get lol.

katie_smith wrote:

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damn straight.. when i get pumped i get lol.

I agree with u 100% lolz

Your mom is dumb. How was that?

No faith in humanity wrote:

Your mom is dumb. How was that?

Nah! That was whack. U gotta have something behind the dumb joke like Ur mom is so dumb she went 2 a football game and heard the word quarterback and she thought it was a money back refund. C what I man? U gotta make an example of why she is dumb.

Kid Romeo wrote:

<quoted text>Nah! That was whack. U gotta have something behind the dumb joke like Ur mom is so dumb she went 2 a football game and heard the word quarterback and she thought it was a money back refund. C what I man? U gotta make an example of why she is dumb.

Your mom is so dumb that she has a low IQ.

No faith in humanity wrote:

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Your mom is so dumb that she has a low IQ.

You touch your mum at night...

katie_smith wrote:

Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."
Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for the new world
Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"
Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago...
Yo mama so fat when she bunje jumps she goes straight to hell!
Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
Yo mama so fat she got hit by a parked car!
Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon
Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!
Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.
Yo mama so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.
Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower
wut now??

Damn, you got a sense of humour.

Salmooza wrote:

<quoted text>Damn, you got a sense of humour.

i try, lol. i jus get pumped