You Know You're From Portsmouth If ...

You trade trade your children for drugs.

You bash people on Topixs because you have nothing better to do.

jerky-boy wrote:

You trade trade your children for drugs.

Very cool. Portsmouth has a pretty interesting history. Too bad the future generation won't be able to say that about this town.

why? it will always have a interesting history, its a future it hasn't got.

Portsmouth likes to claim anything within thirty miles, as long as it is somewhat positive. Branch Rickey was not born in nor did he live in Portsmouth, but somehow that fact is ignored. The A-Plant is not the Portsmouth A-Plant, but the local news media call it that (or some variation of it. ). Don Gullett is from Kentucky, but he 's somehow a Portsmouth guy. At least Roy Rogers did live in Portsmouth briefly during his boyfriend, but his family moved to the country ASAP.

You're a milfer!

Ques wrote:

Portsmouth likes to claim anything within thirty miles, as long as it is somewhat positive. Branch Rickey was not born in nor did he live in Portsmouth, but somehow that fact is ignored. The A-Plant is not the Portsmouth A-Plant, but the local news media call it that (or some variation of it.). Don Gullett is from Kentucky, but he 's somehow a Portsmouth guy. At least Roy Rogers did live in Portsmouth briefly during his boyfriend, but his family moved to the country ASAP.

Are you trying to say Roy Rodgers was gay?

You get up in the morning ready to get to work and then realize there isn't any.

jerky-boy wrote:

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Are you trying to say Roy Rodgers was gay?

LOL, no...sometimes spelling is changed by this device. I typed boyhood, but I did not notice the word was changed.. I hope this time it remains what I typed. Roy Rogers, whose real name was Leonard Slye, was not gay.

If you say teefs instead of teeth and you can count all of your " teefs " on one hand.

You know your in Portsmouth when you see all the white women with a black drug dealer on their arm.

You know your in Portsmouth when youre driving through town and you get a cloud of eather and anhydrous engulfs you.

If you find it necessary to drive a 4x4 just to get through the pot holes on the way to Wal-mart

The only thing your City Council can agree on is another raise, for themselves.

When you have to drop your youngest daughters child off to school on the way to drop her off to school.

When you ask a white girl for a date and she has 4 black kids.

When you ask a girl for a date and she ask for drugs and money.

When a girl thinks that you driving her the the methadone clinic is a date.

we were on pawn stars last night. were famous?

your family members hold dual titles.