I was on the receiving end of a lactation episode. A former college classmate was attending a nudist wedding, and I ran into her younger sister who had finally gotten pregnant, and now had a three-month old baby. She hugged me, pressing me close, and her milk-laden titties emitted a stream. Instinctively, I placed my mouth on one of those rubbery nipples, certainly prompting that old slogan: Got Milk ?