Witch's Chin and Smoker's Voice and Dumped
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are you kidding?
She's barely decent looking.
Is the 40 year old bland soccer mom image considered sexy?
You wonder why she has such fame.
Sit com actress.
No good movies.
Kind of ditzy and non-threatening personality. She's got one hell of a publicity agent though. Have to give her that.
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My guess is that Theroux
has gotten fed up with Ticky,
AND HAS TAKEN A SLOW BOAT
TO PLACES UNKNOWN TO Ms. Hottness.
QUICK!!!Call the Cohen Brothers
and tell them that Jen,
in ALL of her hotness is
ready and willing to do
a remake of "The Greatest Little WhoreHouse
in Texas," movie, once she can get
"The Gorrie Girls" script ready
and costumes stitched up, and the wigs
styled and the bras padded, and the songs
penned, and the singing stars rounded up.
Tom Hanks was rumoured to be interested
in "Gorrie Girls" in some sort of vague way.
My guess is that wifey put
her lovely foot down and may have whispered,
"over my dead and burried body, dear."
I think that instead of Justin working on
"The Gorrie Girls Project,"
I think that Justin is sawing at his
bars and chains, and trying to make a clean
get away from Jennifer, and make a streak
He and Dolly have been digging
a tunnel from the basement to the highway,
but Jen keeps catching them, once they get
good and started.
"Get back to work, Justin," she bellows,
"or I will cut off your thumbs, like in
"The Misery" novel!!!"
(The hottest woman of all times,
past and present, and in all of the Galaxies.)
Around the Web:
Jennifer Aniston Voted Hottest Woman of All Time - UsMagazine.com
Hottest woman of all time! Jennifer Aniston?- msnbc.com ...
Jennifer Aniston voted 'Hottest Woman of All Time,' beats Angelina ...
Is Jennifer Aniston the Hottest Woman of All Time?
Jennifer Aniston named the hottest woman of all time - Indian Express
Jennifer Aniston named “the Hottest Woman of All Time ...- Celebitchy
Jennifer Aniston Named 'Sexiest Woman of All Time' on theizzylife's ...
Jennifer Aniston Voted Hottest Woman of All Time - Yahoo! Movies
Jennifer Aniston Named Hottest Woman Of All Time By Hilarious ...
Jennifer Aniston Named Sexiest Woman of All Time
I guess the above is called a media blitz,
propelled by Aniston's team of "show me the money"
troop of hanger's on and staff of "where is my
money BISH, it is Christmas, and I have bills."
Loyalty has nothing to do with it.
I think that Jen's paid staff is afraid
that if Jen's ship sinks, that all of them
will be living under the bridge,
near the Hudson!!!
SEND in the story
and see if they are dumb enough to
let the "news" roll.
People need something to giggle about,
and this ought to do. It is sort of
funny/sad/pathetic/awful and typical of
the JenFan losers.
Doesn't she take 3 minute showers.
J-Lo is the real hot Jennifer.
Jennifer Gardner is the second hot Jennifer.
She is still happily married, and with kids.
Nothing much to talk about
that is authentic.
The circle that is empty,
is complette, once again.
In the center of the circle is Chelsea.
How much money does SHE cost?????
keep repeating a lie a thousand times
does not makes it true.
SS is not attractive,
ask her mother,
and Angie is beautiful,
that the truth.
Does not matter how many awards SS is buying
for her end of the year stocking,
Angie is still the best by a mile.
Song dedication to Justin Theroux
from Heidi Bivens:
Jean Carne - "Don't Let It Go To Your Head"
I just do not think
that he is above
burning both ends of the candle!!!
Brad and Angie
are sooooo above this sort of muck.
Wonder if investors
would be interested in
bringing the Doc Martin Series
to NBC T.V. stations.
We just love a good love story
with a twist!!!
These people are a thousand times
more interesting than
our re-runs that nobody is watching.
Come on guys!!! Give us Doc Martin.
Oh, and "One Foot in the Grave" Series, too!
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