Jen's Secret Talks with Brad

Just one question. If these are Jen's Secret Talks with Brad, HOW DOES ANYBODY ELSE KNOW ABOUT IT? Aren't secrets things that NOBODY else knows about? This whole story is just stupid!

All the Jen fans know but you know how lemmings are.

observer wrote:

All the Jen fans know but you know how lemmings are.

ROFL

What do they have to say: WHAT????

Thanks for the ride, lady!!! I hope Vince likes YOUR snatch.

Thanks for not waiting for the biological clock of mine to start ticking, Brad!

Try not to drive Vince as crazy as you nearly drove me, you blind-demented-cry-baby.

Oh yeah? Well, the next time you need someone to pick up your smelly tee-shirts, run over tennis shoes, and filled to the brink ash trays call Angelina...Not me.

Oh, don't tell me, Jennifer, that you have managed to un-glue your giant ears from the cell phone, from your constant conversations with corney Courtney, long enough to give another human being five seconds of your precious time....you insecure needy Nelly!!!

Brad, I just don't know why I bother to even call you. You are a total waste of my precious time. I can not stand you. I wish that you would just vanish. I really do.

Jennifer, that is the same thing that you said to your mother. Can't you come up with better lines than that? Can't you use your imagination even to try to make me feel guilty?

No, Brad. I think you do that all by yourself.

I don't think that I should feel guilty about anything. What do you mean guilty????

HELLO!!!! This is Angelina!!! If you two brats are finished playing your usual game of 'kiss my stupid ass' I'd like Brad to get in here and help me put the children into bed, I mean if you two can live without bitching at each other for a change!!!

Yes, honey, I'm comin right now.

I hate you Jennifer, with all of my heart.

Oh, Brad, you giant ass. I hate you more.

(Totally fake story)

LMAO that was really funny Blondie

The Angelina part was hilarious. I could really see her saying that...

Did U see her latest Pics. She looks so beautiful. Radiant no makeup just radiant. You know just like a person who is truly happy it shows on her face...

Blondie wrote:

What do they have to say: WHAT????

Thanks for the ride, lady!!! I hope Vince likes YOUR snatch.

Thanks for not waiting for the biological clock of mine to start ticking, Brad!

Try not to drive Vince as crazy as you nearly drove me, you blind-demented-cry-baby.
Oh yeah? Well, the next time you need someone to pick up your smelly tee-shirts, run over tennis shoes, and filled to the brink ash trays call Angelina...Not me.

Oh, don't tell me, Jennifer, that you have managed to un-glue your giant ears from the cell phone, from your constant conversations with corney Courtney, long enough to give another human being five seconds of your precious time....you insecure needy Nelly!!!

Brad, I just don't know why I bother to even call you. You are a total waste of my precious time. I can not stand you. I wish that you would just vanish. I really do.

Jennifer, that is the same thing that you said to your mother. Can't you come up with better lines than that? Can't you use your imagination even to try to make me feel guilty?

No, Brad. I think you do that all by yourself.

I don't think that I should feel guilty about anything. What do you mean guilty????

HELLO!!!! This is Angelina!!! If you two brats are finished playing your usual game of 'kiss my stupid ass' I'd like Brad to get in here and help me put the children into bed, I mean if you two can live without bitching at each other for a change!!!

Yes, honey, I'm comin right now.

I hate you Jennifer, with all of my heart.

Oh, Brad, you giant ass. I hate you more.

(Totally fake story)

Blondie you getting bored? I have a real teaser for if ur interested. I know how you like playing mind tricks with people. Hes a good challenge for you.
Heres on most of their blogs. Richards and Sambora 'Dating'?
Name is cluster buster--But I will call him Mr. Nutterbutter has a better ring to it. Let me know if your up for some fun.

tmj3 wrote:

<quoted text>
Blondie you getting bored? I have a real teaser for if ur interested. I know how you like playing mind tricks with people. Hes a good challenge for you.
Heres on most of their blogs. Richards and Sambora 'Dating'?
Name is cluster buster--But I will call him Mr. Nutterbutter has a better ring to it. Let me know if your up for some fun.

Hi,Tmj3! I am so happy today, that I just can not keep still. I just saw Angelina on the Today Show! Nothing can get me to act koo-koo today.

Madonna did it...shocked people for attention and to get people talking. Now this nut-brains. I think that they are tired of being ignored, and will stoop to anything just so they can afford to put gas in their fancy cars.

I've got to go. Thanks for thinking of me. I'm still on my best behavior promise, so I won't go on and on about how how in the panties woman get when they reach the age of 40. Those harmones get to roaring like Angelina's lions. A woman is hot to trott as though she were a 19 year old with his dad's car and keys.(IMO) This can be great, and it can also be death to a marriage.

A girl had to have it, at that age....hot and heavy, or in many cases, I think that she will go out and get it.(boo-hoo)

about how hot in the panties. (above)

Did U see the Jennifer Aniston news:
Her contribution:
She is trying to quit smoking for the umpteenth time
she is going on a diet-- what for?
she is making Vince work out- Needs to compete with ex
She is also trying to sing...hold your ears....
The people in Dafur and people in Pakistan send her a thank you note.

Blondie wrote:

What do they have to say: WHAT????
Thanks for the ride, lady!!! I hope Vince likes YOUR snatch.
Thanks for not waiting for the biological clock of mine to start ticking, Brad!
Try not to drive Vince as crazy as you nearly drove me, you blind-demented-cry-baby.
Oh yeah? Well, the next time you need someone to pick up your smelly tee-shirts, run over tennis shoes, and filled to the brink ash trays call Angelina...Not me.
Oh, don't tell me, Jennifer, that you have managed to un-glue your giant ears from the cell phone, from your constant conversations with corney Courtney, long enough to give another human being five seconds of your precious time....you insecure needy Nelly!!!
Brad, I just don't know why I bother to even call you. You are a total waste of my precious time. I can not stand you. I wish that you would just vanish. I really do.
Jennifer, that is the same thing that you said to your mother. Can't you come up with better lines than that? Can't you use your imagination even to try to make me feel guilty?
No, Brad. I think you do that all by yourself.
I don't think that I should feel guilty about anything. What do you mean guilty????
HELLO!!!! This is Angelina!!! If you two brats are finished playing your usual game of 'kiss my stupid ass' I'd like Brad to get in here and help me put the children into bed, I mean if you two can live without bitching at each other for a change!!!
Yes, honey, I'm comin right now.
I hate you Jennifer, with all of my heart.
Oh, Brad, you giant ass. I hate you more.
(Totally fake story)

Hey Blondie can you and Phoenix come up with the script for this so called movie. make it funny now. i need the laugh.

tmj3 wrote:

<quoted text>
Hey Blondie can you and Phoenix come up with the script for this so called movie. make it funny now. i need the laugh.

If I came up with the script it would be something like the three stooges! Ange as Moe, Brad as Larry and Jennifer as Curley.
Ange: Brad where did you put the make up bag?
Brad: I gave it to Jennifer to hold.(turns to Jennifer) give me the make up bag.
Jennifer:(shrugs) what make up bag.
Brad: the one I gave you to hold.
Jennifer: It's in the sandwiches.
Ange: What sandwiches.
Jennifer:(Points to the sandy beach) The sand which is there.
Ange and Brad both pop Jennifer.
(just my feeble attempt at humor)

Blondie wrote:

<quoted text>
Hi,Tmj3! I am so happy today, that I just can not keep still. I just saw Angelina on the Today Show! Nothing can get me to act koo-koo today.
Madonna did it...shocked people for attention and to get people talking. Now this nut-brains. I think that they are tired of being ignored, and will stoop to anything just so they can afford to put gas in their fancy cars.
I've got to go. Thanks for thinking of me. I'm still on my best behavior promise, so I won't go on and on about how how in the panties woman get when they reach the age of 40. Those harmones get to roaring like Angelina's lions. A woman is hot to trott as though she were a 19 year old with his dad's car and keys.(IMO) This can be great, and it can also be death to a marriage.
A girl had to have it, at that age....hot and heavy, or in many cases, I think that she will go out and get it.(boo-hoo)

When I say Nut-brains, I am talking about Ms Richards. What about your kids, you silly woman. Was she the last woman on the planet to know that Charlie Sheen was very active? Isn't that was was appealing about him. Reminds me of Jerry Hall and Mick Jagger. These woman fall in love with Count Dracula and then they scream bloody murder when the Old Count decides to bite the hell out of them.

And Heather! That poor woman loves her man. She is just false pretending, if she tries to act otherwise.

And I think that Sambora is just damned tired of people saying "Now, who is he, again? Is that the one who dated Cher? Sambora? is he that Santana guy? Who the hell Is he? Oh, you mean Heather Lockyears husband. Didn't he die last year? Oh, just his career!!! I get it.

It is my opinion that Britney is going to look at Kevin one day and say, "cute is nice, but peace of mind is better." And then I think that she will have all of his things placed on the sidewalk, and change all of the locks, and have a Judge stick a "no trespassing sign" on HER property.....just kidding.(hee-hee)

I understand Brab, jenn was so cool even though she didnt give him any kids.

Blondie wrote:

What do they have to say: WHAT????
Thanks for the ride, lady!!! I hope Vince likes YOUR snatch.
Thanks for not waiting for the biological clock of mine to start ticking, Brad!
Try not to drive Vince as crazy as you nearly drove me, you blind-demented-cry-baby.
Oh yeah? Well, the next time you need someone to pick up your smelly tee-shirts, run over tennis shoes, and filled to the brink ash trays call Angelina...Not me.
Oh, don't tell me, Jennifer, that you have managed to un-glue your giant ears from the cell phone, from your constant conversations with corney Courtney, long enough to give another human being five seconds of your precious time....you insecure needy Nelly!!!
Brad, I just don't know why I bother to even call you. You are a total waste of my precious time. I can not stand you. I wish that you would just vanish. I really do.
Jennifer, that is the same thing that you said to your mother. Can't you come up with better lines than that? Can't you use your imagination even to try to make me feel guilty?
No, Brad. I think you do that all by yourself.
I don't think that I should feel guilty about anything. What do you mean guilty????
HELLO!!!! This is Angelina!!! If you two brats are finished playing your usual game of 'kiss my stupid ass' I'd like Brad to get in here and help me put the children into bed, I mean if you two can live without bitching at each other for a change!!!
Yes, honey, I'm comin right now.
I hate you Jennifer, with all of my heart.
Oh, Brad, you giant ass. I hate you more.
(Totally fake story)

yes, very funny...ha ha ha

Phoenix wrote:

Just one question. If these are Jen's Secret Talks with Brad, HOW DOES ANYBODY ELSE KNOW ABOUT IT? Aren't secrets things that NOBODY else knows about? This whole story is just stupid!

U r totally right. I agree with u. This is just so stupid. Even though they are talking about work. Brad won't start working until Angelina will give birth to their first baby.

hey what did Angelina do about it?

manena wrote:

hey what did Angelina do about it?

didn't you read Blondies story ? this what she did:

I cut and paste her version.

What do they have to say: WHAT????

Thanks for the ride, lady!!! I hope Vince likes YOUR snatch.

Thanks for not waiting for the biological clock of mine to start ticking, Brad!

Try not to drive Vince as crazy as you nearly drove me, you blind-demented-cry-baby.

Oh yeah? Well, the next time you need someone to pick up your smelly tee-shirts, run over tennis shoes, and filled to the brink ash trays call Angelina...Not me.

Oh, don't tell me, Jennifer, that you have managed to un-glue your giant ears from the cell phone, from your constant conversations with corney Courtney, long enough to give another human being five seconds of your precious time....you insecure needy Nelly!!!

Brad, I just don't know why I bother to even call you. You are a total waste of my precious time. I can not stand you. I wish that you would just vanish. I really do.

Jennifer, that is the same thing that you said to your mother. Can't you come up with better lines than that? Can't you use your imagination even to try to make me feel guilty?

No, Brad. I think you do that all by yourself.

I don't think that I should feel guilty about anything. What do you mean guilty????

HELLO!!!! This is Angelina!!! If you two brats are finished playing your usual game of 'kiss my stupid ass' I'd like Brad to get in here and help me put the children into bed, I mean if you two can live without bitching at each other for a change!!!

Yes, honey, I'm comin right now.

I hate you Jennifer, with all of my heart.

Oh, Brad, you giant ass. I hate you more.

(Totally fake story)

Brad surely doesn't think Jen will work with lying,AJ nanny now.
He's just a all for show,copy-cat and can't do anything now unless
AJ says he can.Might get beat up again.

Betty B wrote:

Brad surely doesn't think Jen will work with lying,AJ nanny now.
He's just a all for show,copy-cat and can't do anything now unless
AJ says he can.Might get beat up again.

You read Weekly World News too don't you and I bet you belive that Human women are being impregnated by aliens from other planets too don't you? Go take your ridlin and get some rest!

manena wrote:

hey what did Angelina do about it?

May be she doesn't know...