Denise Richards Goes Bollywood

http://socialitelife.celebuzz.com/archive/200...

And believe it or not, she's not going to be starring as some heinous, evil figure from the Hindu religion threatening to destroy not only the country, but the world, unless someone can find the other half of this golden amulet.

No, instead of a horror/action thriller, Denise Richards is actually going to star in a romantic comedy (I'd explain how on earth someone could love this woman, but it's COMPLICATED). The star of the film is Akshay Kumar, who plays an Indian stunt man who makes it big in Hollywood and the movie, entitled Kambakth Ishq, is the biggest budget Bollywood film to date.

But don't despair because Denise's character totally gets left at the altar by Kumar's character, when he gets a text message from Charlie Sheen AKA The Ghost of Marriage Past warning him that not only will she suck the living soul out of him, but she'll also demand his sperm as part of her divorce settlement.
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I'm assuming that last paragraph is a joke by the writer.

more here
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kambakth_Ishq

I saw her on some gossip site last week in her wedding dress filming the movie. She actually looked very pretty.

Looks aren't Denise's problem. It's what inside that reeks.

I remember reading when she and Richie were dating that she was shopping for wedding dresses. Vera Wang, etc. That was so not true. And there was also the story that Richie had proposed and given her a 100 grand engagement ring. He DID give her at least 2 very pricy pieces of jewelry that I have seen her wear. One of them being a huge bling bling ring. Just not the engagement type.

Actually as much as I despise the woman I think she's prettier than Jen.

ROFLMAO!!!

Thanks for sharing this Arlene!!!

I would have preferred the first paragraph for a movie. I might even have watched it if it was going to be 'kill the evil woman' plot.

Isn't a bollywood a low income movie where you only work when you can't et a job??

Texasfan wrote:

I saw her on some gossip site last week in her wedding dress filming the movie. She actually looked very pretty.
Looks aren't Denise's problem. It's what inside that reeks.
I remember reading when she and Richie were dating that she was shopping for wedding dresses. Vera Wang, etc. That was so not true. And there was also the story that Richie had proposed and given her a 100 grand engagement ring. He DID give her at least 2 very pricy pieces of jewelry that I have seen her wear. One of them being a huge bling bling ring. Just not the engagement type.
Actually as much as I despise the woman I think she's prettier than Jen.

No doubt. She is one of the prettiest women I have seen only it seems to be on the outside only. No decent person would want their kids parents bad points aired for them to hear forever.

I don't like or dislike Denise. Richie chose to be with her for a year of his life. Isn't it a bit disrespectful to him to be always making fun of her and putting her down? She can't be totally horrendous or he wouldn't of stayed with her so long.

Texasfan wrote:

I saw her on some gossip site last week in her wedding dress filming the movie. She actually looked very pretty.
Looks aren't Denise's problem. It's what inside that reeks.

As they say, beauty is only skin deep.

I think she's nicer looking than Jen also, but maybe Jen has a better soul. Looks can disappear with age, but the soul will usually be the same.

I'm still up in the air about her. What I think doesn't matter though, as long as Richie is happy with her.

iloverichie wrote:

Isn't a bollywood a low income movie where you only work when you can't et a job??

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bollywood
Bollywood is now commonly referred to as Hindi cinema

It can't be a true Bollywood movie...this will probably be along the lines of that stinker she made with Pam Anderson that went straight to DVD.

She got a real paying job.....for acting!!!! Can't believe she actually got hired! Richie was a drunken fool when he was with her, a total lapse on his part!

On another point, I heard she is writing a tell all book. More sh** for Heather, Ava, and Richie to deal with from this now previously known acquaintance.

And you know most will be lies, since she never tells the truth!

Hadn't heard about the book. She most certainly will need a ghostwriter. The only words that come out of her mouth are profanity. Can't imagine she can write any better.

Texasfan wrote:

It can't be a true Bollywood movie...this will probably be along the lines of that stinker she made with Pam Anderson that went straight to DVD.

Did you ever see that one? I wouldn't even pay $5 for the discount version....

I would NEVER pay to watch Denise in anything. The main thing I remember about her making that movie is that she tossed a computer over a balcony and hurt somebody. She does have a wicked temper. She was that way on her show.

Neither she or Pam have ever done any quality acting job that I know of....well except her convincing Richie to date her for a year.

Texasfan wrote:

I would NEVER pay to watch Denise in anything. The main thing I remember about her making that movie is that she tossed a computer over a balcony and hurt somebody. She does have a wicked temper. She was that way on her show.
Neither she or Pam have ever done any quality acting job that I know of....well except her convincing Richie to date her for a year.

LMAO...PA actually seems to have sort of a brain, if you watch her show...I also like that she doesn't pretend to be some innocent victim!!!!

I watched her show earlier today and I kinda like Pam now. She was funny. It would be nice if she kept her clothes on more but she was pretty straight forward. I loved that only the kids feet were showed. She won't allow their faces to be shown. Supposedly, no nanny/housekeeper. Not sure if I believe that.

Watching Denise is like nails on a chalkboard to me...

iloverichie wrote:

I watched her show earlier today and I kinda like Pam now. She was funny. It would be nice if she kept her clothes on more but she was pretty straight forward. I loved that only the kids feet were showed. She won't allow their faces to be shown. Supposedly, no nanny/housekeeper. Not sure if I believe that.
Watching Denise is like nails on a chalkboard to me...

I think, and this is just an observation, that Pam is just Pam...most people, except for Kid Rock, seem to like her...Denise, on the other hand, seems like she constantly plays the victim. Sickening...

I rarely ever see Pam photographed without something hanging out on her and without a drink in her hand...despite saying a few years ago that she was dying of Hep C (which she claims Tommy gave to her). Don't know and can only speak for myself but she's very trashy to me. I've seen tons of pics of her kids. She doesn't hide them but yea it's probably a good thing that they aren't on her show.

Denise was always crying crocodile tears on her show..poor me..the paps won't leave me alone..blah, blah. And yet the truth is she arranges all that. She's really a most pathetic woman. Desperate in so many ways.

Texasfan wrote:

I rarely ever see Pam photographed without something hanging out on her and without a drink in her hand...despite saying a few years ago that she was dying of Hep C (which she claims Tommy gave to her). Don't know and can only speak for myself but she's very trashy to me. I've seen tons of pics of her kids. She doesn't hide them but yea it's probably a good thing that they aren't on her show.
Denise was always crying crocodile tears on her show..poor me..the paps won't leave me alone..blah, blah. And yet the truth is she arranges all that. She's really a most pathetic woman. Desperate in so many ways.

I think that PA just likes the drama of everything...but, I think that she is just herself, she doesn't pretend to be anyone that she's not...she knows that sex sells and she plays it up...at least she doesn't go around crying about how nobody takes her seriously and that she's be wronged. She's made a lot of money with her body...do I agree with it, no...but I have to admit that I admire her for not pretending to be something that she is not.

somemoraSambora wrote:

<quoted text>I think that PA just likes the drama of everything...but, I think that she is just herself, she doesn't pretend to be anyone that she's not...she knows that sex sells and she plays it up...at least she doesn't go around crying about how nobody takes her seriously and that she's be wronged. She's made a lot of money with her body...do I agree with it, no...but I have to admit that I admire her for not pretending to be something that she is not.

Yea true...still FOR ME I'd rather be known (if I was in the entertainment field that is) for something besides what she is known for. People don't take her serious in any way. But you know if she's comfortable with that roll with it.

Tommy hasn't exactly been a standup guy and I like him.

Pam needs to quit marrying every guy she dates though.

somemoraSambora wrote:

<quoted text>I think, and this is just an observation, that Pam is just Pam...most people, except for Kid Rock, seem to like her...Denise, on the other hand, seems like she constantly plays the victim. Sickening...

Kid has nothing good to say about Pam at all...he says she lied and manipulated him...supposedly she lied to him about having a miscarriage. He said he regrets ever even meeting her. He's nasty!