Dorothea Bon Jovi

Joycej wrote:

You would be surprised who cheats...the familiest of family men...they are very discreet, but when they see something they like, they go full force...been chased around the country...had to change my number!!!! It's just one of those things...but like I said, you speak in general terms because you don't want to be cut off...from the partying anyway.
I think that being discreet is the key....I'm sure if these guys ever do have a one night stand on occasion....they pick and choose situations with those who may have as much to loose and would never tell.

somemoraSambora wrote:

<quoted text>They choose those who are discreet and they know how to pick them out...

Clusterbuster wrote:

The San Diego zoo had an ape named Stu that was getting up in years and was always being picked on by the other middle aged apes. A couple of years ago he had had enough and decided to fight back resulting in massive facial wounds brought on by his battle with the other apes.As Stu was recovering the zoo considered placing him in a friendlier group of apes at another zoo. When the bandages came off Stu's face looked horrendous and it was decided that he would be placed in another zoo.Top ape experts from around the world came to San Diego and after many meetings it was decided that placing Stu in another habitat either natural or a zoo would not be prudent due to his facial wounds. It was feared Stu would face further abuse in either environment due to his condition.It was then decided after round two of meetings that the finest plastic surgeons would attempt to give Stu a new face free of scars and abrasions. Additionally it was decided Stu would e given a face that was deemed handsome in the ape world.To determine what attributes are attractive to apes a group of apes were placed in small rooms and shown pictures of different male apes who were successful breeding apes in the past.This brought only mild excitement judging by the reaction of the test subjects. After much frustration as one ape was being led back from the portable test lab to his cage he had an unexpected reaction. A young teen age intern that was on break from his job cleaning cages in the ape house had a portable DVD player with rock music emanating from it the ape began to show intense signs of sexual arousal.After further testing initial hunches were confirmed on the part of the ape experts, the female test subjects when ape over Bon Jove. Yes the teen age ape house custodian was listening to one of Bon Jove’s latest DVD’s and his ape like face was a completely sexual stimulating to the female ape.Now Stu has a new face that mirrors Bon Jove’s and he is the envy of all the female apes in his new ape house. In fact zoos across the country bring female apes to Stu’s new crib in hopes of getting them impregnated and I am glad to say its working.As of the new year Stu has successfully sired 186 offspring, and all of this in his golden years!

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MaureenH wrote:

Cluster...
Would you PULEEEESE get back to your room? The nurse has been looking for you. It's time for your meds sweety...

Clusterbuster wrote:

The San Diego zoo had an ape named Stu that was getting up in years and was always being picked on by the other middle aged apes. A couple of years ago he had had enough and decided to fight back resulting in massive facial wounds brought on by his battle with the other apes.As Stu was recovering the zoo considered placing him in a friendlier group of apes at another zoo. When the bandages came off Stu's face looked horrendous and it was decided that he would be placed in another zoo.Top ape experts from around the world came to San Diego and after many meetings it was decided that placing Stu in another habitat either natural or a zoo would not be prudent due to his facial wounds. It was feared Stu would face further abuse in either environment due to his condition.It was then decided after round two of meetings that the finest plastic surgeons would attempt to give Stu a new face free of scars and abrasions. Additionally it was decided Stu would e given a face that was deemed handsome in the ape world.To determine what attributes are attractive to apes a group of apes were placed in small rooms and shown pictures of different male apes who were successful breeding apes in the past.This brought only mild excitement judging by the reaction of the test subjects. After much frustration as one ape was being led back from the portable test lab to his cage he had an unexpected reaction. A young teen age intern that was on break from his job cleaning cages in the ape house had a portable DVD player with rock music emanating from it the ape began to show intense signs of sexual arousal.After further testing initial hunches were confirmed on the part of the ape experts, the female test subjects when ape over Bon Jove. Yes the teen age ape house custodian was listening to one of Bon Jove’s latest DVD’s and his ape like face was a completely sexual stimulating to the female ape.Now Stu has a new face that mirrors Bon Jove’s and he is the envy of all the female apes in his new ape house. In fact zoos across the country bring female apes to Stu’s new crib in hopes of getting them impregnated and I am glad to say its working.As of the new year Stu has successfully sired 186 offspring, and all of this in his golden years!

Clusterbuster wrote:

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Absolutely not, have you ever noticed Bon Jovie's bone structure in his face?
Quite apish.

Clusterbuster wrote:

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Absolutely not, have you ever noticed Bon Jovie's bone structure in his face?
Quite apish.

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Clusterbuster wrote:

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Heavens to Mergatriod, your sentence structure is atrocious. What on earth does “write when you get work” mean?

somemoraSambora wrote:

<quoted text>No, I hadn't noticed...I wasn't looking at his face...now be good and write when you get work...

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JaysFan wrote:

I read all these comments and as much as I love Bon Jovi and the music you guys sound like you know these people personally and how they feel and what goes on behind closed doors. No one knows but them and I don't think anyone should pretend to know otherwise. Everyone thought Shania Twain and her husband were tight but that fell apart. Just sayin'

Sterling wrote:

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Well, there are a handful of people here who do have inside information, so some posts are pretty accurate. Those same people have information that would shock the crap out of some here too but there is only so much info that is let out.

iloverichie wrote:

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If you are not looking at his gorgeous eyes or smile, what on earth has your attention?? I mean, it is not like he is Richie!! What is there to look at?
OMG, do you think I will get blasted from Jonny lovers now? I was just joking, he does have some nice fur to look at...and his pecks are nice...tush isn't bad either...but nothing he has can measure up to Richie!! LOL!

JaysFan wrote:

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now you have my brain ticking wondering what info they have. As well Sterling I want you to know I wasn't trying to be sarcastic with my comment it just made me wonder why people thought they know what goes on...I don't want to get blasted off this sight ha ha

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Sterling wrote:

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No blasting from me. I was just making a comment because I too read stuff from fans here that makes me laugh. I love the way people defend Jon. It's comical.

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Claire wrote:

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Well thats lovely isn't it. Good to know you're sitting around having a good laugh at the folks who aren't lucky enough to be in the inner circle sharing your insider info. Those who can only defend Jon on what they see in the media should be happy to know your getting a good laugh out of them.