Jul 13, 2009 | Posted by: Maxwell Hammer
Today it came to light that Michael Jackson would be buried without his brain. The official story released by the coroner’s office is that they will dissect the brain to search for a cause of death. The coroner said that it would be interred with Jackson at a later date.
But our sources tell us that the real reason is that the brain will be placed in a robot body.
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“Let her cry, for she's a Lady” Since: Apr 08
Let her dream, she's a Child |
Total science fiction. Keyword, FICTION.
As Always, Cherish Your Loved Ones. |
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“As seen on TV” Since: Jul 09
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My Gawd!!
Didn't we learn anything from the LAST TIME this was tried!! http://www.adultswim.com/video/... (Kudos to Seth and the rest of the geniuses!) |
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“May time” Since: Dec 06
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Judged: 1 1 You was dogged and hounded A Publicity ... which would NEVER cease.. Now that you've gone.. My only prayer is > That you might ... Rest in Peace'' |
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Christchurch, New Zealand |
And....the difference is?
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Toronto, Canada |
I hope this is science fiction.
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So by putting the brain mass of MJ in a robot body, we will get a robot who grabs it's crotch, and little boys ass's. Hmmmm. Maybe we should just bury the confused 'Skeletor', and keep an eye out for the next freak who likes little boys. I plan to take a 6 pack urination on MJ's grave as soon as they bury the freak.
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There MUST be an episode where MJ's head is alive, or was that the cartoon with Bender the robot? |
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Is it a little boy robot?
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“As seen on TV” Since: Jul 09
40.6260°N, 75.3710°W |
That's Futurama (Bender)...but come to think of it I can't remember one with MJ's head in one of the glass jars, but you're right in thinking that with the amount of different preserved celebrity heads they've shown his should have been in there somewhere. They just had the one on the other night where Nixon's head gets elected President of the Earth. Good one, that. |
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“Running Out Front” Since: Feb 08
Gods Country |
What More of the MJ BS....
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he did not have one in the first place.
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“If The Shoe Fits” Since: Feb 08
Medina, Ohio |
This is a total insult to R2D2 and 3CPO.
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WHAT
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Oh you was, was you? Was you dogged all the way through sixth grade grammar? Was you? |
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“Crude, Rude, and Lewd!” Since: Jun 08
Sayonara Falls. |
Will the robot be allowed plastic surgery, or metal sculpting?
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Uh, just reading the headline tells me that the robot seemingly will eat the brain. I wonder what robot poop looks like?
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“We're all Bozos on this bus” Since: Jan 07
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Who is handling this, Dr. Hfuhruhurr?
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“Never a hotheaded felon.” Since: Jul 09
Montreal, Canada |
Will the robot have children hiding under its bed?
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