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Jul 13, 2009 | Posted by: Maxwell Hammer

Michael Jackson's Brain to Placed in Robot Body

Full story: factualworld.com

Today it came to light that Michael Jackson would be buried without his brain. The official story released by the coroner’s office is that they will dissect the brain to search for a cause of death. The coroner said that it would be interred with Jackson at a later date.

But our sources tell us that the real reason is that the brain will be placed in a robot body.

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“Let her cry, for she's a Lady”

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Let her dream, she's a Child

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Jul 13, 2009
 
Total science fiction. Keyword, FICTION.

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#3
Jul 13, 2009
 
My Gawd!!

Didn't we learn anything from the LAST TIME this was tried!!

http://www.adultswim.com/video/...

(Kudos to Seth and the rest of the geniuses!)

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Jul 13, 2009
 

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Beatlesinthebog

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Jul 13, 2009
 
And....the difference is?

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Jul 13, 2009
 

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So does making up any stupidity these days qualify as a legitimate news story?
Heather

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Jul 13, 2009
 
I hope this is science fiction.
Man In The Yellow Hat

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Jul 13, 2009
 
So by putting the brain mass of MJ in a robot body, we will get a robot who grabs it's crotch, and little boys ass's. Hmmmm. Maybe we should just bury the confused 'Skeletor', and keep an eye out for the next freak who likes little boys. I plan to take a 6 pack urination on MJ's grave as soon as they bury the freak.
Man In The Yellow Hat

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Jul 13, 2009
 
Professor Chaos wrote:
My Gawd!!
Didn't we learn anything from the LAST TIME this was tried!!
http://www.adultswim.com/video/...
(Kudos to Seth and the rest of the geniuses!)
There MUST be an episode where MJ's head is alive, or was that the cartoon with Bender the robot?
abeetz

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Jul 13, 2009
 
Is it a little boy robot?

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Jul 13, 2009
 
Man In The Yellow Hat wrote:
<quoted text> There MUST be an episode where MJ's head is alive, or was that the cartoon with Bender the robot?
That's Futurama (Bender)...but come to think of it I can't remember one with MJ's head in one of the glass jars, but you're right in thinking that with the amount of different preserved celebrity heads they've shown his should have been in there somewhere. They just had the one on the other night where Nixon's head gets elected President of the Earth. Good one, that.

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Jul 13, 2009
 
What More of the MJ BS....
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#13
Jul 13, 2009
 
he did not have one in the first place.

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Jul 13, 2009
 
This is a total insult to R2D2 and 3CPO.
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Jul 13, 2009
 
WHAT
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Jul 13, 2009
 
We all saw what Urkel-bot could do think of Jacko-bot could do.

http://www.youtube.com/watch...
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Jul 13, 2009
 
Grace Nerissa wrote:
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Now that you've gone..
My only prayer is >
That you might ...
Rest in Peace''
Oh you was, was you? Was you dogged all the way through sixth grade grammar? Was you?

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Jul 13, 2009
 
Will the robot be allowed plastic surgery, or metal sculpting?
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Jul 13, 2009
 
Uh, just reading the headline tells me that the robot seemingly will eat the brain. I wonder what robot poop looks like?

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Jul 13, 2009
 
Who is handling this, Dr. Hfuhruhurr?

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#21
Jul 13, 2009
 
Will the robot have children hiding under its bed?

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