Ted Nugent: 'If Obama Becomes President, I'll Either Be Dead or in Jail'

Apr 16, 2012 Full story: Little Green Footballs 1,410

Here's good ol' Ted Nugent , spewing deranged hatred at President Obama and pledging, "If Barack Obama becomes the president in November, again, I will either be dead or in jail by this time next year."

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Sheik Yerbouti

Lambertville, NJ

#1 Apr 17, 2012
I would prefer dead and good riddance to a no talent nutjob!

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Bringmedinner

San Jose, CA

#2 Apr 17, 2012
"Dead, or in jail" is a helluva lot less cowardly, than Cher promising twice to expatriate and never doing so, only to have her daughter mutilate herself as some political statement.
conservative crapola

Bethlehem, PA

#3 Apr 17, 2012
Looking forward to the demise of this burned out nutjob. I saw a recent picture of him. He looks like hell.
Carla T

Belle Vernon, PA

#4 Apr 17, 2012
conservative crapola wrote:
Looking forward to the demise of this burned out nutjob. I saw a recent picture of him. He looks like hell.
You Nazi's can't handle a real American. You was lookin in the mirror and what you saw was a burned out Nazi azzwhipe.
conservative crapola

Whitehall, PA

#5 Apr 17, 2012
Where Wasd I lookin?

“Weak People Blame Others”

Since: Jul 08

Location hidden

#6 Apr 17, 2012
Who cares what a admitted child rapist thinks unless you thing a married 30 year old father sleeping with a sixteen year old child is ok
imaginaryfriend

Garden City, MI

#7 Apr 17, 2012
Nugent and Kid Rock DO NOT represent Michigan. Not the best of our musicians, either!
I vote for Ted to be dead.
Whocoudadaknowed

Thurston, OR

#8 Apr 17, 2012
Carla T wrote:
<quoted text>You Nazi's can't handle a real American. You was lookin in the mirror and what you saw was a burned out Nazi azzwhipe.
Yep! real draftdodgeing, second rate gitar pickin big mouth true american republicon.Like em all.

“Shoot for the stars”

Since: Dec 10

Planet Earth

#9 Apr 17, 2012
Nugent's an idiot who wouldn't be missed.
dogmatic

United States

#10 Apr 17, 2012
The poor man can't even say "re-elected" it's "if he becomes president again". He's president now! Sad "funny uncle" tED!
On Another Note

Oscoda, MI

#11 Apr 17, 2012
Ted seriously needs to get out of the backwoods. Pretty soon he'll be Ted Kazinski's double. Ted, nobody will miss you if you leave this earth. It'll be a much more peaceful place. The Republicans have your brain in a "Stranglehold". You need to break yourself free pal! PEACE.
dogmatic

United States

#12 Apr 17, 2012
Dear estranged uncle ted,

Shut up and play your guitar!

Thank you
BillyAyres

Downey, CA

#13 Apr 17, 2012
Ted puts ObaDouches balls in a Stranglehold! Oh sorry, I forgot Rev. Jesse allready ripped them off!
BillyAyres

Downey, CA

#14 Apr 17, 2012
Sheik Yerbouti wrote:
I would prefer dead and good riddance to a no talent nutjob!
If you could pick a guitar like you pick you ass...You would be in the "Charmin" hall of fame..Inducted by Sheril Crow.
Obama Blago Edwards LLC

United States

#15 Apr 17, 2012
Whocoudadaknowed wrote:
<quoted text>Yep! real draftdodgeing, second rate gitar pickin big mouth true american republicon.Like em all.
Obama,and Clinton kicked ass in their Military career too.Not everybody went to Vietnam suckface!

Nugent would have rucked-up with no problem.

"Guitar"...YOU CAN KISS MY GLOCK!
bing

Cheney, WA

#16 Apr 17, 2012
Nice to see Nugent's hypocritical ways catching up with him. God hates a draft dodging coward like nobody's business. He paints the American flag on his guitar? He probably uses American flag toilet paper... what a traitorous, hypocritical, disgrace to America. Filthy douche bag made some brave American MAN go&#65279; in his place to Vietnam. What a pathetic pussy.

God bless America and God bless our troops!
And so it goes

Gering, NE

#17 Apr 17, 2012
Buy American or Drop Dead wrote:
Who cares what a admitted child rapist thinks unless you thing a married 30 year old father sleeping with a sixteen year old child is ok
In most states 16 year olds can give permission
dogmatic

United States

#18 Apr 18, 2012
And so it goes wrote:
<quoted text>
In most states 16 year olds can give permission
in most states only if the 16 yr old has been emancipated. Otherwise only able to consent to with other minors.

Thanks for trying to justify tED's "conservative" attitudes. You appear as hypocritical as he does.

Maybe YOUR 16 yr old daughter/sister/girlfiend would like to be consensual with the admitted draft dodging jailbait hound?
Curits Lowe

San Antonio, TX

#19 Apr 18, 2012
Wango Tango Uncle Ted!!!!!
Curits Lowe

San Antonio, TX

#20 Apr 18, 2012
Buy American or Drop Dead wrote:
Who cares what a admitted child rapist thinks unless you thing a married 30 year old father sleeping with a sixteen year old child is ok
How old was Obama's slutmama when Frank Marshall Davis knocker her up with BO?

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