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Ashlee Simpson

Apr 20, 2008

Joe Simpson Finds Gold In Daughter Ashlee's Uterus

Last week, Ashlee Simpson and her boyfriend Pete Wentz of Fall Out Boy announced their engagement. via Cinema Blend News

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pete wentz is getting engaged to a reaL BITCH!!!!!

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Apr 24, 2008
 
All well, you can't do anything about it so get it over it...

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Apr 24, 2008
 
this title is soooo weird!!
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Apr 25, 2008
 
That Hor... uh I mean .... ash...

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Apr 26, 2008
 
i don't why girls are so in love with this guy... he's not aging well for one and jon bon jovi looks younger than him.

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Apr 26, 2008
 
ha! your dumbass cant even spell correctly.
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May 9, 2008
 
lovelikepoetry wrote:
i don't why girls are so in love with this guy... he's not aging well for one and jon bon jovi looks younger than him.
I don't no how u say that cause he soooo awesome and u don't no what youre talkn bout okay, dumb be-och!!
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May 9, 2008
 
Ps - pete is Aging just fine ,hes only almost 29 and he is amazing, but i'm the only one at my school who thinks so!!

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May 11, 2008
 
be-och.. oh that is so 10 year old speak!
HAHAHAHA!!

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May 11, 2008
 
i know if you don't agree with them they get all pissy.

i can't help it if i think pete looks like monkey with huge teeth.

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Meanwhile, Ashlees cousin Peter sold a story to the National Enquirer that he found corn in Ashlees toilet.

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May 11, 2008
 
lmao!

wow i don't know why that made me laugh but good job

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Hmm... Since this article is posted in the Science and technology forum, I naturally assumed based on the title that somehow, Ashlee's uterus was discovered to have an amazing genetic mutation that enabled it to produce gold. Unfortunately, I was mistaken. The worst part is, I had to look at a very ugly picture of Ashlee's very ugly fiance to find this out. Now I have to go burn my eyes with a lit cigarette, so please excuse me.

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May 11, 2008
 
i'm sorry

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May 11, 2008
 
My friend Bob Sacamano's wife kept complaining her uterus was "itchy" and after 6 years of hearing her whine he let her see a doctor . He found a 1967 matchbox chevy Impala car in it. It sold on E bay as a "collectable" for 2 grand.

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May 11, 2008
 
And Joe Jackson once foundtwo hundred sixty three $100 bills hidden in Jermaine Jacksons butt when he tried to give him a spanking for calling brother Michael a Fairie

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May 11, 2008
 
Hahaha

Who knew men were so "bitchy"?

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May 11, 2008
 
hahahahahaha! hor.

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May 11, 2008
 
how can ur uterus be itchy??? and how did that even get in there???

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idk, maybe the baby was hungry so he like attacked it and then its all itchy...?
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