Does Angelina Jolie Know? Jennifer Aniston, Brad Pitt Now Talking

Does Jennifer Aniston & Brad Pitt even know?!

LOL!

I don't think so. I don't think that Brad would tell Angelina.

mija288 wrote:

Does Jennifer Aniston & Brad Pitt even know?!

LOL!

Good one!!!!

Fake Story:

Angelina, can I speak to Brad?(sniff, sniff.)
Jennifer, is that you?
Don't get smart, Angelina. Put Brad on.
Jennifer, I haven't forgotten how you treated my son when he would call and ask you to put Brad on the phone.

Angie, I am sorry for all of that. You have him now. I just have to tell him that I need his help. My movie career may be in a little trouble. I am willing to accept his help, now.

Jennifer, get real. Brad is feeding Maddox and Zehara right now. I will have him return your call. Give me your number.

Angelina, I wouldn't give you the time of day! Goodbye.

Jennifer, I already have all that I have EVER wanted. Goodbye.

Blondie wrote:

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Good one!!!!
Fake Story:
Angelina, can I speak to Brad?(sniff, sniff.)
Jennifer, is that you?
Don't get smart, Angelina. Put Brad on.
Jennifer, I haven't forgotten how you treated my son when he would call and ask you to put Brad on the phone.
Angie, I am sorry for all of that. You have him now. I just have to tell him that I need his help. My movie career may be in a little trouble. I am willing to accept his help, now.
Jennifer, get real. Brad is feeding Maddox and Zehara right now. I will have him return your call. Give me your number.
Angelina, I wouldn't give you the time of day! Goodbye.
Jennifer, I already have all that I have EVER wanted. Goodbye.

Red and yellow
black and white
they are precious in
HIS sight.

Jesus loves the little children
of the world.

hocus pocus wrote:

<quoted text>
Red and yellow
black and white
they are precious in
HIS sight.
Jesus loves the little children
of the world.

Amen to that!

Blondie wrote:

<quoted text>
Good one!!!!
Fake Story:
Angelina, can I speak to Brad?(sniff, sniff.)
Jennifer, is that you?
Don't get smart, Angelina. Put Brad on.
Jennifer, I haven't forgotten how you treated my son when he would call and ask you to put Brad on the phone.
Angie, I am sorry for all of that. You have him now. I just have to tell him that I need his help. My movie career may be in a little trouble. I am willing to accept his help, now.
Jennifer, get real. Brad is feeding Maddox and Zehara right now. I will have him return your call. Give me your number.
Angelina, I wouldn't give you the time of day! Goodbye.
Jennifer, I already have all that I have EVER wanted. Goodbye.

Fake story (revised version):

"BRRIINNGGG, BRRIINNGGG" <sound of phone at Jen's house - and BTW, she's in Malibu)

Jen: "Hello?"

<sound of heaving panting on other end of line>

Jen: "Armpitt, is that you - AGAIN???"
Armpitt: "Yes, I'm trying to catch my breath. I've got a severe case of dish-pan hands, and I'm changing diaper #10,000 - not to mention battling nose burn from the topix pootie waste."
Jen: "I HAVE noticed more of a curl to your pug-nose, in recent photos.
Armpitt: "Jen, I'm wondering if you might consider ..."
Jen: "Are you kidding? Take YOU back? After you've been scr*wed, tattooed, and horse-shoed? No, thanks. The Malibu Beach awaits .. "

Yep, they need a PRIME TIME LOVE reality show like Deion Sanders and Pilar Biggers Sanders for a little peek inside to what really happens. Deion doesn't like nannies and housekeepers plus chefs or so the plot line says, but they do have HELP. He isn't going to lift a finger. He does go and water the plants occasionally by urinating on them, but he will never have dishpan hands or even make up his part of the bed unless he loses a bet. He just doesn't consider it manly.

TexProsper wrote:

Yep, they need a PRIME TIME LOVE reality show like Deion Sanders and Pilar Biggers Sanders for a little peek inside to what really happens. Deion doesn't like nannies and housekeepers plus chefs or so the plot line says, but they do have HELP. He isn't going to lift a finger. He does go and water the plants occasionally by urinating on them, but he will never have dishpan hands or even make up his part of the bed unless he loses a bet. He just doesn't consider it manly.

Crickets....

even I illicit more response than you...lunatic.

mija288 wrote:

Does Jennifer Aniston & Brad Pitt even know?!
LOL!

You people need to get a life.

Do they sell those at WallMart Cass?

"So In Love" is a great song by Curtis Mayfield.

I have been happily in and out of love many times
in my long life.

I can remember being young, and hearing this song,
and crying in my beer, because I had no loving
boyfriend in my life at the time.

But as time marched on, and I found a true
love that meant a lot to me, I heard this song
playing and I wept with happiness, to at last,
had found true joy, and it was wonderful.

"So In Love," is a powerful song, if you are in
fact, in love.

www.youtube.com

I sure hope that John Mayer gets to hear it.
I sure hope that it applies to him.

I hope that Jen has opened her heart up.

I wonder if the song would make her weep with
the joy that I felt way back when.

When I heard this song, a few days ago,
it made me smile, to remember how happy
that I was, back in those years of love.

I am so glad that I have these memories
to comfort me, in my old ass years.

Oh.
Those love filled nights were the best.

i want them back together they r the best couple

Well wishing and wanting ain't gonna make it happen..That ship has sailed
It is 2008!
Do you know that Malina?
Hummm..Oh well...Do a song and a prayer....LOL!!

malina wrote:

i want them back together they r the best couple

If you're talking about Jenn and John Mayer, I can't see why on earth she'd want that guy back. She'd be better off kissing back up to Vince Vaughn, fame whoooore that HE is.(Calling Bruce Jenner, calling Bruce Jenner! LOL)

If you're talking about Jenn going back to Armpitt, I can't imagine why on earth she'd want THAT grunge-bucket back, either! Eeeewww, yuck! Who would want Trampie's cast-offs?? Besides, whoever ends up with Armpitt will have a passel of youngins to look after, every other weekend. LOL

The way you go off on Brad ..it is so funny because it makes someone feel like you think Jen is no one with out Brad...I think she is fine..And she is trying to do the best she in her situation....Jen is making lots of money and movies..So tell me why should she care about Brad after all this time?
Chicken i think you need a life of your own..I think it is Jen's life and It seems to the world she has moved on..or atleast she is trying to..
But with Fans like you.>She never will..she will be always reminded that she is Brad's ex..>Now that is very sad indeed..

Boo f'n hoo.

Bow Chic a Wow Wow. That's what my baby said.
I am always glad to add to the discussion.

WHO CARE! jENIFER SO UGLY. FAKED.

Pamela wrote:

Bow Chic a Wow Wow. That's what my baby said.
I am always glad to add to the discussion.

LOL! Well, that makes as much sense as anything else that's said here.

Brad going to meet the plastic women full of Botox and silicon