jonas brothers [suck]

kalman57287 wrote:

You are all musically retarded. The Jonas Brothers have such a dynamic range that it defies my unbelievably high expectations. That guy, the one who sings, must have the same voice range as Adam Levine! The other guy, the guitar player, plays like a mad pro. He plays the riffs and chords as well as any other. I doubt any of you people can play what he plays without struggling for your lives. Every time I hear him play, it's like hearing angels sing into my maiden ears (though I am a guy). The last guy, the drummer, sounds like he's been banging away since he was out of his womb! Those are some seriously hardcore beats! Better than Dragonforce! Those extra guitarists and drummers out there are actually there to cover up the awesomeness of their sound. Too much can overwhelm you music aesthetic senses, you know?
And lyrics? HOLY HELL! I read between the lines and it was like reading the BIBLE. I live by their very lyrics. Works on all the girls I tried it out on. They all love me. JANOS BORTHERS UNITE

Dude, you are hilarious!

you hate them get over it cuz they dont care all they care about is there fans they could care less but i think they are the best. they arent like other singers or actors who take drugs and get drunk and party all night the jonas brothers are strong and know how to say no to stuff like that thats why there one of my rolemodles and a lot of other pple think this 2. there music is the best. you guys rock
IF ANY ONE AGRESS WITH ME REPOST THIS UR SELF!!!
J- Joe,Nick,Kevin B-brothers 4 ever

omg seriously some of u need 2 calm down and learn to accept otehr peoples opinions coz seriously u r acting like a bunch of babies sum people like the jo bros and sum people don't, would u get a grip it is not the end of the world

you hate them get over it cuz they dont care all they care about is there fans they could care less but i think they are the best. they arent like other singers or actors who take drugs and get drunk and party all night the jonas brothers are strong and know how to say no to stuff like that thats why there one of my rolemodles and a lot of other pple think this 2. there music is the best. you guys rock
IF ANY ONE AGRESS WITH ME REPOST THIS UR SELF!!!
J- Joe,Nick,Kevin B-brothers 4 ever

yeah i agree wif Karen.

brighton wrote:

<quoted text>you are so right do you like jonas brothers too1

Counselor training was right...

People under the age of thirteen CAN'T get sarcasm.-_-

IanMcFluffigus wrote:

<quoted text>
Counselor training was right...
People under the age of thirteen CAN'T get sarcasm.-_-

hey im nine and i get sarcasim!!!

I still love them even if there fugly

Mileyrocks wrote:

OMG u people are so stupid the jonas brothers ROCK,but u like the stupid head banging crap that no one can understand a word there saying,now THAT MUSIC SUCKS,LOL.

They need a third Guitarist to pull off their pathetically simple riffs. Jonas Brothers fail big time.

when you hear Jonas brothers, I'm sure you think this: Jonas brothers are a waste of time and space, a gay boy band from Disney, that is over advertised and have tarable voices and no talent.that's where i come in.
as all fans know the statement is false, but you haters probably couldn't agree more. let me tell you this....i use to completely agree with that. i even had more horrible things to add. i was to stupid to see that i was wrong. now, I'm not sure exactly how this happened, but i listened to a Jonas brothers song, i mean really really listened to it. and i fell in love with the music, not them. it took me a few days to realize how good looking all three are.as a hater, you probably thing all that got these 3 boys famous was their looks.I'm here to tell you that's not true.they all 3 have talent,they all 3 have amazing voices,they all 3 wear purity rings,they all 3 are so modest and humble,and they all 3 are perfect examples of how children in Americashould behave.all of them write songs together weather or not you think so. their songs all have meaning, all of them are really good, and they are fun to listen to.them being cute is a bonus,(even though it will pain you) go and talk to any fan and they will tell you that they would still love and support the Jonas brothers if they weren't cute.ITS JUST POINT OF VIEW!i may not like the type of music you listen to, or how the members of that band dress and sound or the type of music sounds. but you know what? i can RESPECT them, i can realize they have talent and that they can do things I CANT DO.i can realize that they got to be where they are based on more than looks, or something like that. can do that BECAUSE OF THE JONAS BROTHERS. they are not just a band, they help people in life from something as simple as teaching children to RESPECT OTHERS like they do, to something as serious as a life long disease.nick Jonas, the youngest member of the band was diagnosed with type one diabetes in 2005. sense than, HE HAS TAKEN TIME OUT OF HIS DAY, to meet kids with diseases' like this one, and has even started an organization when he DIDN'T HAVE TO.now please tell they are stupid and useless people and MEAN IT.can you even imagine how hard it is for them to know there are people out there who HATE them no matter what they do to change that?people out there who HATE them, even though they have NEVER MET THEM?
have you ever thought of this? every celeb is a person with thoughts and feelings? so every time you publicly bash them, it hurts them. if you think this is a good thing, you need some serious help.i believe EVERYONE has a heart, and EVERYONE has KINDNESS and GOODNESS in them. EVEN JONAS BROTHERS HATERS.now let me tell you this, let me tell you that no one deserves to be hated, especially if you don't know the person you claim to hate. when you meet them, and get to know these 3 wonderful boys, ONLY THAN can you dislike them, but AFTER MEETING THEM, i hope you would think differently.you have NO RIGHT to verbally attack 3 boys who DID NOTHING TO YOU.
yes they may be the "Jonas brothers", the biggest thing since the "Beatles", but they are also 3 people, three innocent boys who get hurt when they are insulted.are you going to BE MAD AT THEM for being good and talented boys, BE MAD AT THEM for living their dream? all they want is support, and you will want support if you get Lucky enough to live your dream. and if you try to tell me that I'm wrong, that you don't have a dream to live, well, i feel sorry for you, cause people who don't have dreams don't have much.
i have heared countless stories of how the Jonas brothers have positively affected peoples life.

even a few who almost OWE THEIR LIFE TO THE JONAS BROTHERS because of all the happiness they have brought to their life.do you have any idea how DARK the world is today, and how much LIGHT THE JONAS BROTHERS HAVE BROUGHT TO IT.
I'm NOT trying to make you go head-over-heels-in-love with the Jonas brothers, I'm not saying you must now LOVE them, I'm just trying to make you respect them as people, and if you are to shallow to do that, all i ask is that you respect them as creations of God, like EVERYTHING is.(if you don't believe in God, I'm so sorry for you and i will pray for you)I'M SORRY THIS IS SO LONG, BUT I NEEDED TO BE ANOTHER VOICE FOR THESE 3 WONDERFUL BOYS, AND THIS IS SO LONG CAUSE I MIGHT BE THE VOICE YOU HEAR.
i now end with these 3 statements:
1. the Jonas brothers are no better than you, and you no better than them. they never said they were.
2. you think you can insult them? you cant. until you can write your own songs, play the piano (/ keyboard), teach yourself guitar, drums, tambourine, and learn how to sing really well, get REALLY famous, and not let any of it go to your head, than you may bash them, and if you don't want to be famous, than LAY OFF THE PEOPLE WHO DO!
3.if you still don't like the Jonas brothers, I'm sorry because that's a loss not a gain.
you hate me? good for you.

Kristy Aaka wrote:

They suck, their lyrics are terrible, and they're talentless, but I do not want to kill them, and I refuse to use looks as a way to describe music.

You have no idea how amazing that last statement is. All these little girls are swooning over them, and when you ask them why, all you get is high pitched screaming and 'ooh, they're sooo cute'.
Ugh. It's really quite disturbing.

kalman57287 wrote:

You are all musically retarded. The Jonas Brothers have such a dynamic range that it defies my unbelievably high expectations. That guy, the one who sings, must have the same voice range as Adam Levine! The other guy, the guitar player, plays like a mad pro. He plays the riffs and chords as well as any other. I doubt any of you people can play what he plays without struggling for your lives. Every time I hear him play, it's like hearing angels sing into my maiden ears (though I am a guy). The last guy, the drummer, sounds like he's been banging away since he was out of his womb! Those are some seriously hardcore beats! Better than Dragonforce! Those extra guitarists and drummers out there are actually there to cover up the awesomeness of their sound. Too much can overwhelm you music aesthetic senses, you know?
And lyrics? HOLY HELL! I read between the lines and it was like reading the BIBLE. I live by their very lyrics. Works on all the girls I tried it out on. They all love me. JANOS BORTHERS UNITE

Hahaha. Nice one, dude.

Kiss, cry all you want. I will never like the jonas brothers. In my point of view, they are sell outs, they over advertise, their music sucks, and Kevin's a bitch.

Honestly, he wrote a song about how much diabetes sucks. Of course you idiot zombies just suck that crap right up. What if some crippled kid in your school wrote a song about how much he misses walking? What would make the crippled crybaby any different from kevin?

Jb is a waste.

I just do not like the fact that they need THREE Guitarists to play their retardedly simple stuff.

they are incompintent musicians and should either take a break and learn to PLAY their instruments, or sstop making music all together.

A Metal Fan wrote:

I just do not like the fact that they need THREE Guitarists to play their retardedly simple stuff.
they are incompintent musicians and should either take a break and learn to PLAY their instruments, or sstop making music all together.

That's what I said. Well, the first part anyway. It's like, three chords the
whole time, over and over, and there's a twelve piece band behind them.
I could play better melodies in my sleep.

The original Angry Man wrote:

Kiss, cry all you want. I will never like the jonas brothers. In my point of view, they are sell outs, they over advertise, their music sucks, and Kevin's a bitch.
Honestly, he wrote a song about how much diabetes sucks. Of course you idiot zombies just suck that crap right up. What if some crippled kid in your school wrote a song about how much he misses walking? What would make the crippled crybaby any different from kevin?
Jb is a waste.

Well, first of all, you can't call a kid with diabetes a bitch. Way to be a heartless ass. But yeah, they are pretty much over-marketed, completely over-advertised and not complete rock gods like their tween fans think they are.

I should have clarified my father has diabetes and I've been put in a position in which the wrong decision would have sealed his fate. My dad doesn't whine about disease and neither should whiny kids.

The original Angry Man wrote:

I should have clarified my father has diabetes and I've been put in a position in which the wrong decision would have sealed his fate. My dad doesn't whine about disease and neither should whiny kids.

Yeah. well, that's true, then. My father and my grandfather both have diabetes. My mom has cancer, and none of them ever complain.
They're strong people. You're kinda right. Now that i think about it,
the jonas kid should quit whining and be a man for once. I mean, yeah diabetes sucks, but there's no need to cash in on that and play the sympathy card every chance he gets.

the jonas brothers have mini orgasms while they sing!!! AND, they sound like they're still going through puberty!!!