Pesky salesperson: Buy something, sir? Zynga? Facebook?

Consumer: No.

Pesky salesperson: Govment bonds?

Consumer: No, I won't buy anything!

Pesky salesperson: Toy for your children maybe? Clothes?

Consumer: No! I said no, dammit. If you don't stop bugging me, I'll call police!!

Pesky salesperson: Aha, I know! You need a phone! HTC? Samsung? Motorola? We have the latest 4g technology!