Who says Mormons aren't Christians?

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“Too much LDS in the 60's”

Since: Sep 10

Marysville, CA

#13326 Aug 12, 2012
HOWMANY DICKs HAVEISUCKED wrote:
<quoted text>
So THESE DOCUMENTS, K.N.O.W.N. for a F.A.C.T. to have N.E.V.E.R. been in the hands of JESUS CHRIST'S A.U.T.H.O.R.I.Z.E.D. APOSTLES, because THERE WERE NONE LEFT, because THEY HAD ALL BEEN KILLED,
show up in the hands of these GREEK HOMOSEXUALS who were
O.B.V.I.O.U.S.L.Y. far, FAR from the mind of the true God of Israel because they were
(1)HOMOSEXUALS
who had (2)OUTLAWED MARRIAGE to get the PRIESTHOOD when PAUL stated,'EVERY ONE of YOU a PRIEST'- the way we mormons do it -
(3)had not HID nor HAIR of any 12 APOSTLES or EVEN the NOTION that FURTHER REVELATION was POSSIBLE to COME from GOD:
when the LAST BOOK of the NEW TESTAMENT they STITCHED TOGETHER, SPOKE of ANGELS and PROPHETS in the LAST DAYS
these GREEK HOMOSEXUALS who CAN'T EVEN ACCOUNT for W.H.O. SCRIBED the BOOKS,
they TOLD YOU that EVERY WORD ever WRITTEN by a JEW or a CHRISTIAN that might EVER be DUG UP,
is NOW FALSE,
because some FAGS from EUROPE SAID SO, when they OUTLAWED MARRIAGE for PRIESTS of GOD on a SUGGESTION by PAUL that SOME PEOPLE MIGHT not NEED be MARRIED?
To YOU,
it's MUCH MORE LIKELY that the GOD of ISRAEL: the MAN who WRESTLED with the man JACOB/named ISRAEL for his seeing ELOHIM
all this SEEING of ELOHIM,
all this WRESTLING with ELOHIM,
all this HAVING indeed a BODY to WRESTLE WITH,
it's ALL BEEN MISSED for 2,000 or SO YEARS until the COMING of CHRIST by EVERY PROPHET to CORRECTLY REVISE the SCRIPTURES
and the GOD of ISRAEL
never said NARY a WORD about 'HEY, THAT'S NOT THE STORY of HOW I STARTED my ONE CHOSEN NATION!'
No, some GREEK HOMOSEXUALS with LETTERS UNDATED, UNSIGNED, and that had been in possession of WHO knows WHO,
they WIPED OUT 4,000 YEARS of SCRUPULOUSLY CHECKED HISTORY by SUCH GREATS as
ISAIAH
JEREMIAH
ELIJAH,
all these men who had a chace to correct these EGREGIOUS errors but NOPE.
But some GUYS who DIDN'T EVEN REALIZE it was a COMMANDMENT to be MARRIED HETEROSEXUALLY and to HAVE CHILDREN and MULTIPLY
THEY, were SMARTER than ALL THOSE MEN, and CORRECTED the ENTIRE FABRICATED HISTORY of the NATION of ISRAEL
In those few short jots you listed.
No YOU'RE STUPID
and THAT'S not how the correct discernment of documents pertaining to God is DONE: by PEOPLE so APOSTATE they freely confess, THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW what REVELATION and VISITATIONS from GOD, ARE.
You sure have an obsession with Greek Homosexuals, you wanna met one?
HOWMANY IQPTs HAVEYOULOST

Los Angeles, CA

#13327 Aug 12, 2012
Dana Robertson wrote:
The solution is simple. All you need to do is accept what the Bible says. The doctrine of the Trinity must be true.
No, ALL I NEED to DO is CHECK the WORK of those GREEK HOMOSEXUALS and
COMPARE IT to the 4500 Y.E.A.R.S. of CONTINUOUS Israelite REVELATION

to SOME of the MOST PROFOUND MEN of God
in the HISTORY of MANKIND:

Like JEREMIAH,
like *M.O.S.E.S.* you IGNORANT HICK: don't you think God would have told
M.O.S.E.S.
if the ENTIRE ACCOUNT of HOW HE WRESTLED Jacob/Israel was BULLSHOT?

Men like ISAIAH
and like ELIJAH.

I'll check YOUR CLAIM about your SLIVER of NEW TESTAMENT and SEE if the GOD YOU CLAIM to REPRESENT

lines up like the GOD I KNOW THOSE MEN REPRESENT,

and when your QUEER GREEKS from the DARK AGES made a couple of grammatical errors, I'll forgive them.

BUT KNOW THIS you IGNORANT HICK: if it DOESN'T FALL in LINE with the SCRIPTURES JEWS, whom
I.
K.N.O.W. God KNEW

-those Greeks, I know God did NOT claim,
since THEY ADMITTED
that NOT ONE VISITATION had ever happened to THEM - ANY of them -

THE SAME GREEKS who TOLD YOU that YOU DON'T HAVE PERMISSION to SEARCH the SCRIPTURES- the scriptures JESUS CHRIST STUDIED

just found a SUCKER in YOU because NOBODY is going to ORDER ME not to SEARCH the SAME SCRIPTURES J.E.S.U.S. CHRIST SEARCHED.
HOWMANY IQPTs HAVEYOULOST

Los Angeles, CA

#13328 Aug 12, 2012
Dana Robertson wrote:
<quoted text>
You sure have an obsession with Greek Homosexuals, you wanna met one?
That's YOU who LOVE THEM SO MUCH that WHEN THEY TOLD YOU that YOU CAN'T READ ANY SCRIPTURES but THE ONES THEY APPROVED

YOU TOOK THE ENTIRE HISTORY and SCRIPTURES JESUS CHRIST STUDIED and DUMPED it IN the TRASH

so you could KEEP the SLIVER of UNSIGNED NEW TESTAMENT LETTERS they KEPT out of the HUGE pile they simply B.U.R.N.E.D.

YOU need to EXPLAIN why THEIR COUNCILS mean so much to YOU.

Since: Oct 08

Location hidden

#13329 Aug 12, 2012
Dana Robertson wrote:
<quoted text>
I bet he searches for nude pictures of black gay men. LOL!!!
And catholic southern ones....everything he ""claims"" to hate.
OR....he DOES approve of polygamy, burkas and incest....an IP addy would be really fun to know. He's a total lunatic, that's for sure..and that anger, wow! He seems like someone who needs supervision. These crazies are coming out of the woodwork.
HOWMANY IQPTs HAVEYOULOST

Los Angeles, CA

#13330 Aug 12, 2012
Dana Robertson wrote:
<quoted text>
This idiot thinks Mormonism is a Near Eastern Religion! LOL!!!
THE STUDY of THE SCRIPTURES of the GOD of ISRAEL

is NOT Near Eastern Religion to you.

Here's a HINT you IGNORANT H.I.C.K.

J.E.S.U.S. C.H.R.I.S.T. lived in the M.I.D.D.L.E. E.A.S.T.

https://www.google.com/search...
HOWMANY IQPTs HAVEYOULOST

Los Angeles, CA

#13331 Aug 12, 2012
NoMo wrote:
<quoted text>
And catholic southern ones....everything he ""claims"" to hate.
OR....he DOES approve of polygamy, burkas and incest....an IP addy would be really fun to know. He's a total lunatic, that's for sure..and that anger, wow! He seems like someone who needs supervision. These crazies are coming out of the woodwork.
WHAT you NEED to START DOING, you IGNORANT,
S%$* FOR BRAINS,
HILLBILLY SYLLABLE ADDING H.I.C.K.

is GETTING SOMEONE to COME OVER HERE and STATE your CASE for you since it's obvious YOU have LONG SINCE FORGOTTEN YOU have anything to SAY.

Your 'dude' and 'man' and 'an ip addy' COUPLED with your
U.T.T.E.R.
U.T.T.E.R.
U.T.T.E.R.
lack of ANY education you feel arms you to MAKE some POINT

reveal you nothing but another of the 1/4th the SCRIPTURE

1/4 the MORALITY
trash.

You don't even grasp the difference between H.I.L.A.R.I.O.U.S. RIDICULE of your I.G.N.O.R.A.N.T, I.L.L.U.C.I.D. MOUTH BREATHINGS

and being ANGRY.

No, I'm having P.L.E.N.T.Y. of FUN MOCKING and DARING your STUPID,
STUPID @$$

to BARK another word about your MESSED UP DARK AGES DOCTRINES where some DEAD HOMOSEXUALS forbade you to READ the SCRIPTURES JESUS CHRIST READ or YOU'D GO to HELL

AND YOU B.E.L.I.E.V.E.D. I.T. LoLoLoLoLoLoLoLoLoLoLoLoLoLoLo LoL!!

Do YOU THINK because I ENJOY HUMILIATING you CREATIVELY

there's something WRONG with THAT?

Because ALL I SEE YOU DO is WHINE that YOU DON'T HAVE a CLUE what you're even in here TRYING to DISCUSS: CHANGING the SUBJECT
to your
G.R.E.E.K. H.O.M.O.S.E.X.U.A.L. SPIRITUAL ADVISORS from 1500 y.e.a.r.s. ago.

LoLoLoLoLoL!
Ignorant hillbilly mouthbreathing trash.

explain why one in five of you young protestant/catholics have VD real quick stupid.
explain why one in two of your women is molested or raped.

Heck EXPLAIN SOMETHING instead of SITTING THERE TOO PARLYZED to DO ANYTHING but M.U.M.B.L.E.

Grub eating H.I.C.K.
CONVERT me TO DARK AGES DOCTRINE LIKE YOU, STUPID.
I WANT YOU TO DO THAT.
I SPEAK in ALL CAPS: CAN'T you READ me DARING you to SAY SOMETHING on TOPIC?

You're another CRAWFISHING MOLEST-A-MUTT who doesn't have the nerve to marry a woman so you're pondering the priesthood as a vocation: that it?

Don't bother relating it, I already know the tired story of your early molestation by your gay clergy, you thought it meant God loved you so you molested a family member,

and like Dana Robertson when you tried THAT

they threw you into the street so quick your head spun.
HOWMANY IQPTs HAVEYOULOST

Los Angeles, CA

#13332 Aug 12, 2012
NoMo wrote:
<quoted text>
And catholic southern ones....everything he ""claims"" to hate.
OR....he DOES approve of polygamy, burkas and incest....an IP addy would be really fun to know. He's a total lunatic, that's for sure..and that anger, wow! He seems like someone who needs supervision. These crazies are coming out of the woodwork.
WHAT you NEED to START DOING, you IGNORANT,
S%$* FOR BRAINS,
HILLBILLY SYLLABLE ADDING H.I.C.K.

is GETTING SOMEONE to COME OVER HERE and STATE your CASE for you since it's OBVIOUS that YOU have LONG SINCE FORGOTTEN you have anything to SAY.

Your 'dude' and 'man' COUPLED with your
U.T.T.E.R.
U.T.T.E.R.
U.T.T.E.R.
lack of ANY education

reveal you nothing but another of the 1/4th the SCRIPTURE
trash.

You don't even grasp the difference between H.I.L.A.R.I.O.U.S. RIDICULE of your I.G.N.O.R.A.N.T, I.L.L.U.C.I.D. MOUTH BREATHINGS

and being ANGRY.

No, I'm having P.L.E.N.T.Y. of FUN MOCKING, and *DARING your STUPID,
STUPID @$$*

to BARK another word about your MESSED UP DARK AGES DOCTRINES -

where some LONG-DEAD HOMOSEXUALS forbade you to READ the

SCRIPTURES JESUS CHRIST READ or YOU'D GO to HELL

AND YOU B.E.L.I.E.V.E.D. I.T. LoLoLoLoLoLoLoLoLoLoLoLoLoLoLo LoL!!

Since: Oct 08

Location hidden

#13333 Aug 12, 2012
HOWMANY IQPTs HAVEYOULOST wrote:
<quoted text>
WHAT you NEED to START DOING, you IGNORANT,
S%$* FOR BRAINS,
HILLBILLY SYLLABLE ADDING H.I.C.K.
is GETTING SOMEONE to COME OVER HERE and STATE your CASE for you since it's obvious YOU have LONG SINCE FORGOTTEN YOU have anything to SAY.
Your 'dude' and 'man' and 'an ip addy' COUPLED with your
U.T.T.E.R.
U.T.T.E.R.
U.T.T.E.R.
lack of ANY education you feel arms you to MAKE some POINT
reveal you nothing but another of the 1/4th the SCRIPTURE
1/4 the MORALITY
trash.
You don't even grasp the difference between H.I.L.A.R.I.O.U.S. RIDICULE of your I.G.N.O.R.A.N.T, I.L.L.U.C.I.D. MOUTH BREATHINGS
and being ANGRY.
No, I'm having P.L.E.N.T.Y. of FUN MOCKING and DARING your STUPID,
STUPID @$$
to BARK another word about your MESSED UP DARK AGES DOCTRINES where some DEAD HOMOSEXUALS forbade you to READ the SCRIPTURES JESUS CHRIST READ or YOU'D GO to HELL
AND YOU B.E.L.I.E.V.E.D. I.T. LoLoLoLoLoLoLoLoLoLoLoLoLoLoLo LoL!!
Do YOU THINK because I ENJOY HUMILIATING you CREATIVELY
there's something WRONG with THAT?
Because ALL I SEE YOU DO is WHINE that YOU DON'T HAVE a CLUE what you're even in here TRYING to DISCUSS: CHANGING the SUBJECT
to your
G.R.E.E.K. H.O.M.O.S.E.X.U.A.L. SPIRITUAL ADVISORS from 1500 y.e.a.r.s. ago.
LoLoLoLoLoL!
Ignorant hillbilly mouthbreathing trash.
explain why one in five of you young protestant/catholics have VD real quick stupid.
explain why one in two of your women is molested or raped.
Heck EXPLAIN SOMETHING instead of SITTING THERE TOO PARLYZED to DO ANYTHING but M.U.M.B.L.E.
Grub eating H.I.C.K.
CONVERT me TO DARK AGES DOCTRINE LIKE YOU, STUPID.
I WANT YOU TO DO THAT.
I SPEAK in ALL CAPS: CAN'T you READ me DARING you to SAY SOMETHING on TOPIC?
You're another CRAWFISHING MOLEST-A-MUTT who doesn't have the nerve to marry a woman so you're pondering the priesthood as a vocation: that it?
Don't bother relating it, I already know the tired story of your early molestation by your gay clergy, you thought it meant God loved you so you molested a family member,
and like Dana Robertson when you tried THAT
they threw you into the street so quick your head spun.
Are u bipolar?? Schizophrenic? What have they told u?...it's a very difficult burden to bear but ur so goddamn hate filled, it seems appropriate. For u.
HOWMANY IQPTs HAVEYOULOST

Los Angeles, CA

#13334 Aug 12, 2012
NoMo wrote:
<quoted text>
Dude, ur gonna have a stroke if u dont calm down. Imagine, that poor wife of urs, finding u slumped over ur computer...pants off and ur last ranting left unposted. In a Klan hat. Hahaha
You're so FUNDIEVANGABILLYTARDED you don't even REALIZE HOW HILARIOUSLY
YOU'RE
BEING
RIDICULED.

The reason you don't SEE it is because YOU WISH IT WAS DIFFICULT SOME HOW LoLoLoLoL.

Ignorant grub eating rat praying dark ages H.I.C.K.

“Duty is a Privilege! ”

Since: Jun 12

Location hidden

#13335 Aug 12, 2012
Dana Robertson wrote:
<quoted text>
Jesus said they didn't. I believe Jesus.
There is no problem with the "Original Bible Philosophies" they are true; however, the original teachings Jesus Christ left behind were lost and the ORIGINAL Church was broken up \

Church after Church broke off from the original Doctrines and Teachings Jesus Christ left upon the earth… and they were “MODIFIED” for gain without authority…

Study the history of religion…

I didn’t make this up; this is standard, known, Western history.

You need to research this… for your own understanding… if you’re going to try to debate it. It’s very interesting. Here is a site that gives the timeline of the Bible…

Study the abuses, the breaking off of Christian Churches, and how it happened.

The abuse of the Gospel that Jesus provided when he was crucified so that we can return to Heavenly Fathers Kingdom…

http://www.greatsite.com/timeline-english-bib...
HOWMANY IQPTs HAVEYOULOST

Los Angeles, CA

#13336 Aug 12, 2012
NitWit wrote:
<quoted text>
Are u bipolar?? Schizophrenic? What have they told u?...it's a very difficult burden to bear but ur so goddamn hate filled, it seems appropriate. For u.
In other words you're so afraid to even MENTION that RAT RELIGION you thought you were in here to shill for, you'll settle for nervous dissembling and frivoling because you're too STUPID to even VENTURE to say anything and too IGNORANT not to declare victory.

I called the two of you worthless castrated mongrels along with your ignorant DARK AGES DOCTRINES of 'SOME DEAD GREEK GUYS SAID IF WE READ the SCRIPTURES JESUS read WE'LL GO to HELL!

and your answer as I L.A.U.G.H. in your S.T.U.P.I.F.I.E.D. FACE
is that I MAYBE: if your LUCKY, M.A.Y.B.E.

you'll have been enough trouble to RIDICULE like the MOUTH BREATHING H.I.C.K.S. you two ARE, in anger.

No, laughing in your ignorant ill educated rat praying face isn't anger, it's

RIDICULE.

In ALL CAPS.

ON the INTERNET for EVERYONE who COMES BY
to
WATCH.
And
LAUGH with me: because EVEN if they AREN'T a MORMON: you to HILLBILLIES sound like something that fell out of a 1940s science fiction movie about how

THE MAN NAMED ELOHIM, who WAS the GOD who CHANGED Jacob's NAME to ISRAEL,
is actually a dimensionless alien who was misleading everyone
as discovered by some dead greeks.

Who ALSO told you
that if you EVER READ ANOTHER DOCUMENT
looking for EVIDENCE of TEACHINGS of JESUS CHRIST

you'd go to hell.

!LoLoLoLoLoLoLoLoL!
HOWMANY IQPTs HAVEYOULOST

Los Angeles, CA

#13337 Aug 12, 2012
You insipid anti mormons are among the STUPIDEST and most GULLIBLE libtard trash I've ever come across.

“Too much LDS in the 60's”

Since: Sep 10

Marysville, CA

#13338 Aug 12, 2012
HOWMANY IQPTs HAVEYOULOST wrote:
<quoted text>
THE STUDY of THE SCRIPTURES of the GOD of ISRAEL
is NOT Near Eastern Religion to you.
Here's a HINT you IGNORANT H.I.C.K.
J.E.S.U.S. C.H.R.I.S.T. lived in the M.I.D.D.L.E. E.A.S.T.
https://www.google.com/search...
And here's a HINT you CUM STAIN, J.O.S.P.E.H B.L.O.W M.E L.I.T.T.L.E G.I.R.L B.E.F.O.R.E Y.O.U.R D.A.D G.E.T.S H.O.M.E S.M.I.T.H did not. This is a "M.O.R.M.O.N" forum, not a "Near Eastern Religion" forum, you reason to support abortion.

Come back edumacated, Jethro Bodine.

Millions of sperm, and YOU'RE the one who got to the egg?

“Too much LDS in the 60's”

Since: Sep 10

Marysville, CA

#13339 Aug 12, 2012
piratefighting wrote:
<quoted text>
There is no problem with the "Original Bible Philosophies" they are true; however, the original teachings Jesus Christ left behind were lost and the ORIGINAL Church was broken up \
Another Mormon myth used to justify their perversions.
Church after Church broke off from the original Doctrines and Teachings Jesus Christ left upon the earth… and they were “MODIFIED” for gain without authority…
Mormons claim these things because they can't their perverted teachings in the Bible.
Study the history of religion…
I didn’t make this up; this is standard, known, Western history.
You need to research this… for your own understanding… if you’re going to try to debate it. It’s very interesting. Here is a site that gives the timeline of the Bible…
Study the abuses, the breaking off of Christian Churches, and how it happened.
The abuse of the Gospel that Jesus provided when he was crucified so that we can return to Heavenly Fathers Kingdom…
http://www.greatsite.com/timeline-english-bib...
Been there, done that, bought the T-shirt. There is zero evidence of LDS teachings to be found. The simple statement that God was once a man is proof of that. And the Dead Sea Scrolls? Just more proof that the Bible we have today is accurate, despite any Mormon claims.
HOWMANY IQPTs HAVEYOULOST

Los Angeles, CA

#13340 Aug 13, 2012
NoMo wrote:
<quoted text>
Are u bipolar?? Schizophrenic? What have they told u?...it's a very difficult burden to bear but ur so goddamn hate filled, it seems appropriate. For u.
When you grow up enough to touch that mouse cursor and start shilling for your

EARLY DARK AGES RELIGIOUS DOCTRINES

you get with it.

Stupid.

“Too much LDS in the 60's”

Since: Sep 10

Marysville, CA

#13341 Aug 13, 2012
piratefighting wrote:
<quoted text>
There is no problem with the "Original Bible Philosophies" they are true; however, the original teachings Jesus Christ left behind were lost and the ORIGINAL Church was broken up \
Church after Church broke off from the original Doctrines and Teachings Jesus Christ left upon the earth… and they were “MODIFIED” for gain without authority…
Study the history of religion…
I didn’t make this up; this is standard, known, Western history.
You need to research this… for your own understanding… if you’re going to try to debate it. It’s very interesting. Here is a site that gives the timeline of the Bible…
Study the abuses, the breaking off of Christian Churches, and how it happened.
The abuse of the Gospel that Jesus provided when he was crucified so that we can return to Heavenly Fathers Kingdom…
http://www.greatsite.com/timeline-english-bib...
By the way, your link only deals with the English versions of the Bible, only a tip of the iceberg in Bible history.

“Duty is a Privilege! ”

Since: Jun 12

Location hidden

#13342 Aug 13, 2012
This is exactly what I am talking about.
YOU don't read the entire Chapter, or the Gospel in ENTIRELY at all.
You quote one verse and go from there... For instance... that is not what Jesus was referring to in John 5:37
37 And the Father himself, which hath sent me, hath borne awitness of me. Ye have neither heard his voice at any time, nor bseen his shape.
38 And ye have not his word abiding in you: for whom he hath sent, him ye abelieve not.
39 ¶aSearch the scriptures; for in them ye think ye have eternal life: and they are they which btestify of me.
40 And ye will not come to me, that ye might have alife.

mrs dane roberts... you chop the scriptures up as much as you chop peoples posts up.

16 And therefore did the Jews apersecute Jesus, and bsought to slay him, because he had done these things on the sabbath day.
17 ¶But Jesus answered them, My Father aworketh hitherto, and I bwork.
18 Therefore the Jews sought the more to kill him, because he not only had broken the sabbath, but said also that God was his aFather, making himself bequal with God.
19 Then answered Jesus and said unto them, Verily, verily, I say unto you, The Son can do nothing of himself, but what he aseeth the bFather do: for what things soever he doeth, these also doeth the Son likewise.

etc... etc.

“Duty is a Privilege! ”

Since: Jun 12

Location hidden

#13343 Aug 13, 2012
I will not justify to you...

YOU TESTIFY OF YOURSELF...

YOU TRANSLATE THE SCRIPTURES TO YOUR BENEFIT... you are one of the abominal churches spoken of.

BROKEN off NOT original

I didn't make this up... it is well known to the world. Why don't you know this... you are testifying of yourself.

Why don't you know these things are taught in world religion classes at college?

“Duty is a Privilege! ”

Since: Jun 12

Location hidden

#13344 Aug 13, 2012
This is the problem...
Dana Robertson wrote:
<quoted text>
I'm not going to embrace fantasies just to please a phony religion that only wants to run every detail of my life without giving me anything in return. Sorry, that's not going to happen.
No response to the rest. It was just all BS.
YOU Refuse to address ALL things...

There are many writings that have not been revealed... you refuse to acknowledge anything that does not benefit you.

Why don't you take all of it, research all of it. Not what your clan told you to believe?

You read a post that is one page long about the Dead Sea Scrolls and take out of it what you want.

There are so many writings in the dead sea scrolls that haven't even been published...

and if you want to go there... why isn't the Book of Enoch in the Bible?

WHY dane roberts master biblical historian who references only what benefits him?
Dana Robertson wrote:
<quoted text>
I'm not going to embrace fantasies just to please a phony religion that only wants to run every detail of my life without giving me anything in return. Sorry, that's not going to happen.
No response to the rest. It was just all BS.
Why?
HOWMANY IQPTs HAVEYOULOST

Los Angeles, CA

#13345 Aug 13, 2012
Dana Robertson wrote:
<quoted text>
Another Mormon myth used to justify their perversions.
<quoted text>
Mormons claim these things because they can't their perverted teachings in the Bible.
<quoted text>
Been there, done that, bought the T-shirt. There is zero evidence of LDS teachings to be found. The simple statement that God was once a man is proof of that. And the Dead Sea Scrolls? Just more proof that the Bible we have today is accurate, despite any Mormon claims.
Yeah, tell us again about how the GOD ELOHIM who Jacob GRABBED and WRESTLED to gain the name ISRAEL: I HAVE SEEN ELOHIM and LIVED

is not a MAN.

TELL us AGAIN how THERE'S NO GOD ELOHIM.
TELL us AGAIN how THERE'S NO MAN WRESTLING with JACOB.
TELL us AGAIN how THERE'S a MAN but HE HAD NO BODY.

Ignorant, EARLY DARK-AGES DOCTRINE, HICK.
LoLoLoL.

Hint: there's a REASON those GREEKS were SO APOSTATE they were TAKEN OVER by HOMOSEXUALS - WHO the GOD of ISRAEL said were worthy of DEATH -

and started FORBIDDING both MARRIAGE *and* CHILDREN when the God of Israel COMMANDED both.

because those GREEKS got their HANDS on a DOCUMENT from PAUL saying it might be good if some weren't married.

THAT is how much the Greeks knew about Jesus Christ's EXTENSIVE 3,000 or so year HISTORY. His HISTORY of GIVING THE LAW HE WANTED to the ISRAELITE NATION.

THEY NEVER RECEIVED VISIONS, VISITATIONS, and INDEED DID NOT CONSIDER THEMSELVES KNOWLEDGEABLE ENOUGH about DOCTRINE to EVEN SORT through the LARGE BODY of POTENTIAL DOCTRINE
and
KEEP the GOOD STUFF.

So 'IT'S IN THIS HEEYUR BIBLE THIM GREEK GUYS LEFT ME SO SHUT UP!'

just reveals what a stupid, protractedly so, gullible turd-gobbling pooch you are.

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