Swimming ban lifted at park

I wonder if they will re-instate the ban if humans are found floating on the water next week?

Hundreds of dead fish and no definite cause discovered (yet)?

I don't think I'll be swimming there anytime soon.

It was a fish disease!(LOL) Sure. They all happened to drop dead at the same time.

Ohio EPA! The same fellows that bring you E- check! Phosphorus levels high!(Actually, that sounds like fertilizer runoff, which causes algal blooms and oxygen depletion.)

We don't know what killed the fish, but we are sure it's safe to swim!

(Sounds a bit like Chief Brody's dilemma from 'Jaws'. Keep those beaches open! You might not die.)

Ahau Kin wrote:

It was a fish disease!(LOL) Sure. They all happened to drop dead at the same time.
Ohio EPA! The same fellows that bring you E- check! Phosphorus levels high!(Actually, that sounds like fertilizer runoff, which causes algal blooms and oxygen depletion.)
We don't know what killed the fish, but we are sure it's safe to swim!
(Sounds a bit like Chief Brody's dilemma from 'Jaws'. Keep those beaches open! You might not die.)

Fish kills are somewhat common, and usually you get thousands dead at the same time. It's good to be cautious, but if they say there are no chemical causes for the kill, then you have nothing to worry about.

Fish get diseases and die all the time.

Ryan wrote:

Fish get diseases and die all the time.

It's all that BUSH_A_$$ and CHENEY_DICK's fault. Their big oil buddies paid them off to kill these fish.

U.S. OUT OF INDIA NOW.

I've noticed more than usual amounts of airplane vapor trails in the sky lately. It's probably BUSH_A_$$ and CHENEY_DICK's flying over spraying their mind control chemicals again. D#mn them and the Republicans.

well it is all about money..I took my small child there to swim and the park LIED and said " all was fine "..it was our 1st time there and we did not know !!!! My small child discovered 2 dead large fish laying right next to the child and we went home smelling like PUKE..I scrubbed my child and had the child gargle and brush their teeth and dring 8 bottles of water to pee out any possible poison...all the park wanted was our money ~

in the words of the infamous godfather don vito corleone "he's swimmin with da' fishes".

its me wrote:

in the words of the infamous godfather don vito corleone "he's swimmin with da' fishes".

it is good to know that someone out there has a GREAT sense of humor ~

A mother that is annoyed wrote:

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it is good to know that someone out there has a GREAT sense of humor ~

.. Thank Yew. Ya's too kind.

ANGRY BLACK wrote:

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new king of the 1 liners, try out for last comic standing. you've been cracking me up all week!!!

.. Please hold ya' applause. Ya's too kind.

A mother that is annoyed wrote:

well it is all about money..I took my small child there to swim and the park LIED and said " all was fine "..it was our 1st time there and we did not know !!!! My small child discovered 2 dead large fish laying right next to the child and we went home smelling like PUKE..I scrubbed my child and had the child gargle and brush their teeth and dring 8 bottles of water to pee out any possible poison...all the park wanted was our money ~

I really have to ask did you even bother re-reading what you wrote...sounds like you need to spend some time studying and less time going to any park....and 8 bottles of water...who are you kidding..????....

elves live in norton, that is why it happened. Creepy place.