Dude, What? - Obama Related to Pitt, Clinton to Jolie

Obama is a liar. He lied about NAFTA, He lied about his Islamic beginnings in a madrassa which doesn't teach math or language they only teach Islam. Four years is a long time. He had a white girl-friend and dumped her for Michelle and adopted her church. He wouldn't denounce his pastor or church. His church is a black racist podium to preach hatred of the white race. He worked on a civil rights bill for the Native Americans. Remember, black Panthers want their own land or reservations. Slavery was nearly two hundred years ago. It is time to forget and forgive. Nobody I know was alive then. The Civil Rights movement was not about this. It wasn't so black boys could grow up to sell cocaine and go to jail. It wasn't so black girls to sell their bodies on the streets for a pimp. Bill Cosby said, The blacks need to stop blaming everybody else and change their ways. Stop listening to music that demeans women by calling them Hoes, stop hooking kids up with drugs and using the N word. They say they do it because they have the freedom to. They need to respect their Freedoms more than that. They can do better. The civil rights movement was so they could go to college, have the right to work wherever whites or anyone else did. Obama could set race relations back 150 years.

Tom D wrote:

Hey Typical,
GIVE IT A BREAK WHY DON'T YOU.
For crying out loud - what is the matter with you?
Did someone drop you on your head when you were a baby?
I have never seen, heard, witnessed, or read about anyone repeating the same stupid comments over and over and over.
Do you not realize everyone in here thinks you to be about as wierd as anyone can get.
Are you on drugs? I'm serious.
Man, I recommend everyone ignore "Typical Stupid US Citizen."
You know what, I did not say or even think that Obama was related to a dog, BUT NOW I DO.
I think he's related to one of those huge St. Bernards. You know the one's who froth at the mouth and drool all over you pants if you get near them.
OH yeah, one other thing dufus (dufus is another name for typical US citizen) Lassy was not a German Shepard. Lassy was a Collie.

You are absolutely correct. Lassie was a Collie.

Hey, I’m not trying to be your friend. If you want to ignore my post, do so. If you accept the comment as being witty or funny, then keep repeating it to others.

To typical US citizen,

You wrote in an earlier post that you agreed he (earlpittsamurican) was not being racist when he posted his comments.

If you really believe that why did you keep bringing it up? I believe your last post or two haven't mentioned it..........THANK YOU.

That's what was driving me crazy.

You would make a backhanded apology, or at least accept what earlpittsamurican wrote as not being literal, but then find fault with him in your last sentence.

I realize you can't relate to this, but a lot of people in fly-over country consider those in California to be way out of touch with reality.

The 'Left' Coast...
What a joke.

If Obama is related to Brad Pitt and Lassie, does that mean that Brad Pitt is related to Lassie? Does that mean that Brad Pitt is a dog? What does that make Angelina?

Obama is also a hemmorhoid. (sp) He's an incredible pain in the posterior.

Says who, I'd like to give the asshole who started that rumor a piece of my mind! Brad Pitt who's straight off the MN farm, white & beautiful, related to Obama Hussein with the big giant dumbo ears, all that's missing is the robe and towel wrapped around his big head. No fuc**** way. Brad always was & will be hottt!!! Obama, shit I don't know who he is or where he REALLY CAME FROM but no relation to Pitt I assure you!!
Brad Pitt is good looking. Fu** that--Brad Pitt is a some kind of weird, sculpted masterpiece. It is still hard for me to wrap my head around the fact that he sometimes wears sweatpants and opens mail.
I don't think Brad is even on the top of most women's lists of "men I want to grab me in the dark." He's a purely aesthetic creation. Therefore, Brad Pitt should not be allowed to have sex, nor should he be expected to
participate in interviews where he has to talk about what kind of underwear he wears and what cheap, domestic beer he drinks to try to uI don't care whether you're straight, gay, or still waiting for the test results from the Princeton Center--Brad Pitt is a good looking man. And he's not good looking in that way that makes straight guys want to punch him in the mouth.(sorry, jimmy fallon.) I have plenty of straight friends who will admit to being shocked and amazed by Brad Pitt's physique to the point of great admiration, which then gives way to envy and self-doubt. That's because when Brad Pitt first marched out shirtless in Thelma & Louise, with a blower dryer tucked into his jeans, we all knew the bar had been raised on women's baseline expectations of us. And when my friends are witness to Brad Pitt's unswaying power over all humans, I don't think it means they want to kiss Brad Pitt. I just think they have the decency of taste and honesty of heart to acknowledge that which is scientifically true: that guy is very fuckable. And admitting that does not come with gay intentions. In fact, I would go as far as saying if you're a man who can't or won't recognize how attractive Brad Pitt is to all sexual orientations, it makes you stupid. Yes, stupid. A very stupid person. Because that's like being afraid to say David is a great statue and a perfect example of male physique just because Michaelangelo chose to include a flaccid cock in the sculpture.

Say what???

OH my Goodness,

What the heck was that all about.

I bet it won't be too long before the people in white coats find out where he is, and go take him back to the Enchanted Kingdom in their Twinky mobile.

Good luck, anonymous. I betcha they double your meds.