The Presidential election was too close to call. Neither the Republican
candidate nor the Democratic candidate had enough votes to win. There was much
talk about ballot recounting, court challenges, etc., but a week-long ice
fishing competition seemed the sportsmanlike way to settle things. The
candidate
that caught the most fish at the end of the week would win the election.
Therefore, it was decided that there should be an ice fishing contest
between the two candidates to determine the winner.
After much discussion, it was decided that the contest would take place on a
remote frozen lake in northern Minnesota. There were to be no observers
present, and both men were to be sent out separately on this isolated lake and
return at 5 p.m. with their catch for counting and verification by a team of
neutral parties. At the end of the first day, John McCain returned to the
starting line and he had ten fish.
Soon, Obama returned and had no fish. Well, everyone assumed he was just
having another 'bad hair' day or something and, hopefully, he would catch up
the next day.
At the end of the 2nd day John McCain came in with 20 fish and Obama came in
again with none.
That evening, Harry Reid got together secretly with Obama and said,'Obama,
I think John McCain is a low-life, cheatin' son-of-a-gun. I want you to go
out tomorrow and don't even bother with fishing. Just spy on him and see just
how he is cheating.'
The next night (after John McCain returns with 50 fish), Reid said to Obama,
'Well, tell me, how is John McCain cheating?'
Obama replied,'Harry, you're not going to believe this, but he's cutting
holes in the ice!'