Women take the lead.

NEW YORK, NY—New York Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton's anticipated run for the presidency in 2008 got a major boost yesterday when she received the first major endorsement of the political season: from the Devil. News of the endorsement became known last night when the Devil phoned into the late-night radio program of the Fox News' Alan Colmes to announce his decision.

This is the first time that the Devil has officially endorsed a candidate, although he is believed to have played a behind-the-scenes role in several earlier races including Richard M. Nixon's campaign for re-election in 1972, the lopsided contest between Walter "Fritz" Mondale and Ronald Reagan in 1984, and the 2002 run for Congress by Florida's Katherine Harris. No announcement has been made on whether Ms. Harris will again receive Satanic support when she runs for Senate in 2006.

GOP and Hell like 'Hill'
A spokesperson for Senator Clinton declined to make an official statement about the Devil's endorsement but noted that Mrs. Clinton has significantly broadened her support in the past two years and has strong support among some Republicans including former House Majority Leader Newt Gingrich.

"We're obviously pleased and flattered to get a vote of confidence no matter where it comes from." As for whether the endorsement surprised 'Team Hillary,' the spokesperson acknowledged that "The Senator is increasingly popular among Republicans, including some of those at the top level of the party hierarchy."

More endorsements likely
According to political insiders, though, Mrs. Clinton shouldn't get too comfortable being the sole designee of 'brand Beelzebub.' With the 2008 field already cluttered with likely contenders, more endorsements from the A-list fallen angel are a near certainty. And while Mrs. Clinton was an obvious first choice—her name recognition extends from this world into the next, and both she and her equally famous spouse have been likened to the Devil—second and third choices are already lining up.

Horned beings for Frist
Senate Republican leader Bill Frist would be hard pressed to do worse than win Satanic support for his bid for the Presidency. In a recent poll, only 4% of Americans surveyed said that they would vote for Dr. Frist in the Republican primary if it were held today. That number—well behind other GOP figures including Condoleeza Rice, Jeb Bush, and Vice President Dick Cheney—would almost certainly increase were Dr. Frist to win the official backing of the Devil.

'She'd sell her soul to be President'
As for why the Devil decided to break with tradition and make public his support for a candidate, long-time politicos say that the answer to that question most likely lies with a bestselling new book "The Truth About Hillary," by Edward Klein. The damning expose of the New York Senator, depicting a woman who would 'sell her soul to be President,' has been widely reviewed and is currently #13 on the Amazon.com bestseller list. Among the episodes that likely caught the attention of the Devil: a violent exchange in which the future Mrs. Clinton reveals her taste for blood by punching her then boyfriend in the nose for losing her pet rabbit.

Hillary Clinton is a tool of the Devil
Opponents of Mrs. Clinton, who have long suspected that she is an agent of the Devil, say that they are relieved to have finally received official confirmation that she is indeed backed by Beelzebub. Bumper stickers and buttons sporting the slogan "Hillary Clinton is a tool of the Devil" are reportedly already selling briskly.

Think about It wrote:

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"And what do you call being married to a woman and having extramarital sexual encounters, one after the other, again and again?"
A happy man with a big libido.

A B\S artist?

x_Nicole_x wrote:

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(Smiles) Very well said ashling.

Thanks, Nicole. I appreciate it.

~smiles~

Think about It wrote:

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I see that she's either in a good mood or she just woke up and is too groggy to attack...

Well, one just never knows.

Oh... you did bring up a point regarding WWII.

Might you be familiar with the CBI Theater?
China Burma India Theater.
And the Aviation Engineer Battalion.

I understand that the Japanse weren't too appreciative of the work being done being Japanese lines and insomuch for gravel roads to be built for US bombers and airplanes to land on.

The US flying supplies over the "Hump" (Himalaya Mountains/China, India,Burma).

We working with the Chinese (Shanki Chek (sp)).

Hmmmm... I must be in a good mood.

*should be ... work being done behind Japanese lines.

Whos Your Daddy wrote:

NEW YORK, NY—New York Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton's anticipated run for the presidency in 2008 got a major boost yesterday when she received the first major endorsement of the political season: from the Devil. News of the endorsement became known last night when the Devil phoned into the late-night radio program of the Fox News' Alan Colmes to announce his decision.
This is the first time that the Devil has officially endorsed a candidate, although he is believed to have played a behind-the-scenes role in several earlier races including Richard M. Nixon's campaign for re-election in 1972, the lopsided contest between Walter "Fritz" Mondale and Ronald Reagan in 1984, and the 2002 run for Congress by Florida's Katherine Harris. No announcement has been made on whether Ms. Harris will again receive Satanic support when she runs for Senate in 2006.
GOP and Hell like 'Hill'
A spokesperson for Senator Clinton declined to make an official statement about the Devil's endorsement but noted that Mrs. Clinton has significantly broadened her support in the past two years and has strong support among some Republicans including former House Majority Leader Newt Gingrich.
"We're obviously pleased and flattered to get a vote of confidence no matter where it comes from." As for whether the endorsement surprised 'Team Hillary,' the spokesperson acknowledged that "The Senator is increasingly popular among Republicans, including some of those at the top level of the party hierarchy."
More endorsements likely
According to political insiders, though, Mrs. Clinton shouldn't get too comfortable being the sole designee of 'brand Beelzebub.' With the 2008 field already cluttered with likely contenders, more endorsements from the A-list fallen angel are a near certainty. And while Mrs. Clinton was an obvious first choice—her name recognition extends from this world into the next, and both she and her equally famous spouse have been likened to the Devil—second and third choices are already lining up.
Horned beings for Frist
Senate Republican leader Bill Frist would be hard pressed to do worse than win Satanic support for his bid for the Presidency. In a recent poll, only 4% of Americans surveyed said that they would vote for Dr. Frist in the Republican primary if it were held today. That number—well behind other GOP figures including Condoleeza Rice, Jeb Bush, and Vice President Dick Cheney—would almost certainly increase were Dr. Frist to win the official backing of the Devil.
'She'd sell her soul to be President'
As for why the Devil decided to break with tradition and make public his support for a candidate, long-time politicos say that the answer to that question most likely lies with a bestselling new book "The Truth About Hillary," by Edward Klein. The damning expose of the New York Senator, depicting a woman who would 'sell her soul to be President,' has been widely reviewed and is currently #13 on the Amazon.com bestseller list. Among the episodes that likely caught the attention of the Devil: a violent exchange in which the future Mrs. Clinton reveals her taste for blood by punching her then boyfriend in the nose for losing her pet rabbit.
Hillary Clinton is a tool of the Devil
Opponents of Mrs. Clinton, who have long suspected that she is an agent of the Devil, say that they are relieved to have finally received official confirmation that she is indeed backed by Beelzebub. Bumper stickers and buttons sporting the slogan "Hillary Clinton is a tool of the Devil" are reportedly already selling briskly.

"Her thighness", a tool of the Devil?... sighs "Wolf boy" Bill.
www.hillcap.org
www.peterpaul.com

Ithaca Mod87 wrote:

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A B\S artist?

:)

ashling wrote:

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Well, one just never knows.
Oh... you did bring up a point regarding WWII.
Might you be familiar with the CBI Theater?
China Burma India Theater.
And the Aviation Engineer Battalion.
I understand that the Japanse weren't too appreciative of the work being done being Japanese lines and insomuch for gravel roads to be built for US bombers and airplanes to land on.
The US flying supplies over the "Hump" (Himalaya Mountains/China, India,Burma).
We working with the Chinese (Shanki Chek (sp)).
Hmmmm... I must be in a good mood.

*correction: meant gravel airfields built (not gravel roads)

Hey were has everyone gone?

x_Nicole_x wrote:

Hey were has everyone gone?

What else they all went banging each other! You want the bang?

x_Nicole_x wrote:

Hey were has everyone gone?

http://www.topix.net/forum/blogs/TUV7DSR8QPGB...

WORLD IDIOT ONES wrote:

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What else they all went banging each other! You want the bang?

Yes, she needs to get banged. Whenever a woman starts getting too boisterous and mouthy, what she is really saying to you is... "Bang me! I NEED it! Please!!!"...

WORLD IDIOT ONES wrote:

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What else they all went banging each other! You want the bang?

Well sorry i dont Bang Idiots. Thats my number one rule in life.

Think about It wrote:

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Yes, she needs to get banged. Whenever a woman starts getting too boisterous and mouthy, what she is really saying to you is... "Bang me! I NEED it! Please!!!"...

Oh you really think so huh? Well sorry ill tell you like i told the Idiot earlier I dont bang Idiots. So please please please go play in traffic and count the cars that miss you..

P.S. you have a nice day now.

x_Nicole_x wrote:

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Oh you really think so huh? Well sorry ill tell you like i told the Idiot earlier I dont bang Idiots. So please please please go play in traffic and count the cars that miss you..
P.S. you have a nice day now.

That's the best one I've seen yet.....lol

Walkitandtalkit wrote:

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That's the best one I've seen yet.....lol

<Smiles> Well thank you....I thought it was to...lol..

<Winks> You have a nice day now.
<Waves and walks away>

x_Nicole_x wrote:

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<Smiles> Well thank you....I thought it was to...lol..
<Winks> You have a nice day now.
<Waves and walks away>

You too.

x_Nicole_x wrote:

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Oh you really think so huh? Well sorry ill tell you like i told the Idiot earlier I dont bang Idiots. So please please please go play in traffic and count the cars that miss you..
P.S. you have a nice day now.

Well said, Nicole.

~smiles~

~tosses an orange into traffic~