Question, was there a Alex Bradford on the San Jose Earthquakes?

God, this stuff is hilarious. I found this forum after looking for updated news on bring back the Earthquakes. But was completely drawn into this thread after I realized that I too have met Alex Bradford. It was a few years ago at a bar called Tiki Tom's in Walnut Creek, California. Not sure how we got to talking, but I remember him claiming to play for the Earthquakes...and thinking that was ****. I didn't call him on it, because frankly i was more interested in the girl I came with and not him. It wasn't the Scotish accent that threw me off, but rather the fact that he was sporting the full Quakes uniform...seriously, who wears cleets to a bar? Anyways, sounds like I lucked out...because I have no Alex Bradford adventures...and you guys make it sound like so much fun. Keep posting...this stuff is great.

God, this stuff is hilarious. I found this forum after looking for updated news on bring back the Earthquakes. But was completely drawn into this thread after I realized that I too have met Alex Bradford. It was a few years ago at a bar called Tikki Tom's in Walnut Creek, California. Not sure how we got to talking, but I remember him claiming to play for the Earthquakes...which I knew to be a load of crap. I didn't call him on it, because frankly i was more interested in the girl I was there with and not him. It wasn't the Scottish accent that threw me off, but rather the fact that he was sporting the full Quakes uniform...seriously, who wears cleats to a bar? Anyways, sounds like I lucked out...because I have no Alex Bradford adventures...and you guys make it sound like so much fun. Keep posting...this stuff is great.

Keep your eye out for him as he is back in California.
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So I worked with Alex for a summer in NoCal and can come up with some stories but I don't know how often I can post. I may have a few bonus items I could put on ebay. He left quite a bit of stuff behind that I snatched from the store. I just don't know if I can stand to give up any of my Alex collection. Such as the time he went to a US game at Pac Bell Park and claimed he got into the locker room and had everyone sign a jersey he took from the store including a personal message from Bruce Arena to us. Too bad you can tell all the signitures are in the same hand writing, I'm sure Alex's own. Story to follow.

Now that I know he is back in NoCal I'll call the fellas and have them keep an eye out.

I went to England once

Alex Bradford how was your weekend? Did you take advantage of drunk spring breakers? Did you fool anyone on April Fools?

I want to see this youtube video of his **** being burned.

I need attention. I need drama. I need to be in control. I went to England once.

Alex Bradford will you be playing for any teams this season?

Happy Easter Alex Bradford. We miss you in Portland, will you be coming to the opening match on the 21st?

Okay...just got word via PM ...in drunken misspelled print...

that I can "go hang out at the Thirsty Lion with the PTOSC" and that I "had nothing to do with the creation of the TA" so I can basically just go **** off.

I would publicly like to tell this cowardly f**kwad who I genially had beers with at the TA Documentary party, while I gathered funds for with the industrious help of another fine TA member and friend, to get a freaking grip.

You are not from Portland so get f**ked for "your creation". I tried to find some happy medium between the fans and the club that was lost by your, and your friends, infantile actions. "Hung out to dry"? You did that crap on your own...to hundreds, pallie. Not me. I just had the cajones to call you on your ****.

Where I lived and what I was involved with in 2001...life. Then and there.
I had my reasons to move away and return and you had yours to move here from that shithole you came from.

Create this, motherf**ker. A support group in your own home town. Oops...too late.

I am from Portland, born, raised, Timber fan since 1975.

It doesn't matter what f**king acronym. This is MY TOWN, MY TEAM.

So why don't YOU go home now. See how well your actions will be recieved...latecomer.

Next time...just put it out there for all to see...or come see me in person.

lol

Alex Bradford. Have you got a new job yet? Are you ready for Timbers season? What did you get yourse;f into this weekend?

you went to one game back in 1975
you xenophobic tee wat

Alex Bradford, I know you check this site daily. We are still waiting for the you tube video of your **** being burned. What bars have you been 86'd from down there? When the Timbers Army come to visit we need to know were to look.

Ohmygod this is so freakin funny! Just to let everyone know the so called Alex Bradford is in San Francisco. I and a couple of friends had the pleasure of going back to his so called flat he just bought that was obviously some chicks place and drinking while he babbled on about all the some **** I have read on here. Playing soccer for San Jose and being the excutive for Nike. Making numberious calls at 3am in the moring claimimg to be the golden boy of Nike making big million dollar deals. Too bad my friend and I thought he was suspious from the beginning. Oh and he was wearing a wedding ring??? he whipped his dick out with his creepy brazilian wax. We got him to put it up to a measuring tape that was on conviently on the desk. We have picture to prove it. Alex was very forward and pretty much tried to rape me, I am glad I saw through the **** and got out of there in time. He does have my number however. Alex if you are reading this you are a sick ****. Seriouly you need help!!! Watch out fellow San Franciscans!

Okay, so I feel really bad for you Alex. Why the big front? I swear people would like the real you if you gave the real you a chance. Stop telling stupid lies that don't impress anyone to begin with and just be yourself. I actually liked you a lot better before you told me you were an excutive for nike and played for the san Jose Earthquakes. No buddy likes to be made a fool...**** stop-it!!! Get well my friend.

Well the obvious question was how long was Alex's pecker in reality versus what he said?

Alex Bradford, who's apartment and cell phone were you using? We all know you don't have either.

Do you people have nothing better to do? If you're within the age range of 8 - 15 yrs, I guess it's standard behavior. If not, god.... puhleeze. so pathetic.
Find a hobbie.

It has taken me a few weeks but I've finally read through all of the posts regarding Alex Mengel. Now I feel obligated to get all of you the facts.

Here are is vitals

Name: Alex Mengel
Age: 24
Place of birth: NY State
Education: HS (barely)
Mother: Alive in the Bay area
Father: Dead - Convicted murderer in NY
Military: Navy 4 yrs (not an officer)- had to enlist to avoid a jail sentance.
Profession: various retail positions and restaurants
Althletics: Other than running from the law he hasn't excersized a day in his life

Here is what he is not:

- Scottish, English, Irish
- A professional athlete
- Any type of executive for any company
- Someone you should feel sorry for

It goes without saying that someone that is as bad a habitual lier as he can only be changed if he gets professional help. But I have to admitt that a number of you need a kick to the head for getting involved with him to the degree that you did. Especially for hardly knowing him. You're all lucky he is only a con and habitual lier and nother more.

"Hate-A-Thon"- your an idiot