What if men had ovaries?

If there were any men in Washington, or practically anywhere else they would have repealed the 19th amendment decades ago and the country would be in great shape.

I wonder if boxers are denied insurance, if so, then I could see why someone who stays in a domestic abuse situation could be denied coverage.

I agree that there should be no gender bias. I disagree that children are a communitywide responsibility. People should be responsible for their own kids.

lol

They left out an inconvenient truth. Forever and to the present day, women pay lower life insurance rates. This is not an insurance plot against men. I repeat---this is not an insurance plot against men. It is because women live longer. It is math--actuarial math. What do these people have against math? Just that they don't understand it? If rates are higher for a group in a line of insurance it is because they have more losses. It is math.

If men had ovaries they would be screwing up traffic at a four way intersection while yacking on their cell phones. If men had ovaries they would open their car doors and hit the car that is parked next to them. If men had ovaries they would be out of touch on current issues. If men had ovaries they wouldn't thank someone for holding the door for them. If men had ovaries they would pull into a parking spot crooked and leave the car like that. If men had ovaries they would buy something at the mall Monday and return it there on Tuesday.

Ron- It looks like you need to get laid. Maybe if you had ovaries you would spend less time whining like a bitch about how you hate women.

If Men Could Menstruate
by Gloria Steinem
Living in India made me understand that a white minority of the world has spent centuries conning us into thinking a white skin makes people superior, even though the only thing it really does is make them more subject to ultraviolet rays and wrinkles.
Reading Freud made me just as skeptical about penis envy. The power of giving birth makes "womb envy" more logical, and an organ as external and unprotected as the penis makes men very vulnerable indeed......

So what would happen if suddenly, magically, men could menstruate and women could not?
Clearly, menstruation would become an enviable, worthy, masculine event:
Men would brag about how long and how much.
Young boys would talk about it as the envied beginning of manhood. Gifts, religious ceremonies, family dinners, and stag parties would mark the day.
To prevent monthly work loss among the powerful, Congress would fund a National Institute of Dysmenorrhea. Doctors would research little about heart attacks, from which men would be hormonally protected, but everything about cramps.
Sanitary supplies would be federally funded and free. Of course, some men would still pay for the prestige of such commercial brands as Paul Newman Tampons, Muhammad Ali's Rope-a-Dope Pads, John Wayne Maxi Pads, and Joe Namath Jock Shields- "For Those Light Bachelor Days."
Statistical surveys would show that men did better in sports and won more Olympic medals during their periods.
Generals, right-wing politicians, and religious fundamentalists would cite menstruation ("men-struation") as proof that only men could serve God and country in combat ("You have to give blood to take blood"), occupy high political office ("Can women be properly fierce without a monthly cycle governed by the planet Mars?"), be priests, ministers, God Himself ("He gave this blood for our sins"), or rabbis ("Without a monthly purge of impurities, women are unclean").
Male liberals and radicals, however, would insist that women are equal, just different; and that any woman could join their ranks if only she were willing to recognize the primacy of menstrual rights ("Everything else is a single issue") or self-inflict a major wound every month ("You must give blood for the revolution").
Street guys would invent slang ("He's a three-pad man") and "give fives" on the corner with some exchenge like, "Man you lookin' good!"
"Yeah, man, I'm on the rag!"......THERE'S MORE
http://www.haverford.edu/psych/ddavis/p109g/s...

Ron wrote:

If men had ovaries they would be screwing up traffic at a four way intersection while yacking on their cell phones. If men had ovaries they would open their car doors and hit the car that is parked next to them. If men had ovaries they would be out of touch on current issues. If men had ovaries they wouldn't thank someone for holding the door for them. If men had ovaries they would pull into a parking spot crooked and leave the car like that. If men had ovaries they would buy something at the mall Monday and return it there on Tuesday.

If Ron had balls he could get a woman with ovaries.

Boy, everyone but us white guys (that pay for and invent EVERYTHING) are a special interest group.

idontagree wrote:

They left out an inconvenient truth. Forever and to the present day, women pay lower life insurance rates. This is not an insurance plot against men. I repeat---this is not an insurance plot against men. It is because women live longer. It is math--actuarial math. What do these people have against math? Just that they don't understand it? If rates are higher for a group in a line of insurance it is because they have more losses. It is math.

Liberals have an extreme predjudice to math, truth, and facts. Why? Because they accurately show just how WRONG they ALWAYS are!

Pete wrote:

Boy, everyone but us white guys (that pay for and invent EVERYTHING) are a special interest group.

White men invented EVERYTHING? ROFLMAO

Black Inventors and Inventions

The following African Americans are responsible for either inventing, or improving on the invention of, a wide variety of items. From Dr. Charles Drew to Garrett A. Morgan, the inventions of African Americans have played a large role in AMERICAN history.
http://www.ritesofpassage.org/inventors.htm

African Women Inventors
http://www.inventions.org/culture/african/afr...

Mothers of Invention
http://inventors.about.com/library/inventors/...

P.S. You're an idiot!

What if girls had brains?

concerned taxpayer wrote:

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If Ron had balls he could get a woman with ovaries.

Hey, I make your mom feel good.

Female wrote:

Ron- It looks like you need to get laid. Maybe if you had ovaries you would spend less time whining like a **** about how you hate women.

I love women...bend over.

Blame your PMS on Eve shes the reason you females are suffering.
BTW the end is near.

JESUS wrote:

BTW the end is near.

LOL..Let me guess, the end is somewhere around December 21st, 2012 right Heysues??

duh wrote:

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LOL..Let me guess, the end is somewhere around December 21st, 2012 right Heysues??

I prefer you just call me Jesus and you don't think Id end it all before my birthday party do ya.lol

JESUS wrote:

I prefer you just call me Jesus and you don't think Id end it all before my birthday party do ya.lol

Silly, Christmas isnt about you. It's about supporting capitalism and corporate america. It's about increasing the nations credit card debt. The true spirit of christmas died a lonnng time ago Jesus. You gotta get with the times.

I got a trick for them MOOZLUMS,watch n see.