LOL Grampy!!<quoted text>
My wife seems quite pleased; in our 40th year of married bliss.
Now Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater, tell us about your sorry marital history. How many left you for (as you so often mention)"a real man". Rumor has it that it was one of your ex-wives that inspired Mick and Keith to write "Satisfaction".
You know the ones that talk about sex a lot are the ones that wish they could get some.
The ones that get it and happy in their love life, does not talk the way the Ghost does to other people.
Happy 40th, Grampy. May you have many more just as happy.