Of course the liberals will take this claim seriously, but everyone knows we are only joking when we say these things. Those nasty liberals, however, are asking to see my tax returns?<quoted text>Of course they like me!!! What's not to like? I'm dull. I have a simian for a wife.
I'll lie to get anything. I have dullards, tools, and sycophants to make excuses for me.
Can you believe how vicious they are?
Help me FLIP FLOP MY WAY TO THE TOP IN 2012!!!