Doug McIntyre: I'll be voting for the Megster, albeit reluctantly

WHAT..?

M-O-N-K-E-Y is a forbidden word Daily News?

Hahahahaha...

Losers...

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Have your list,
Checkin' it twice.
Need to decide in a thrice,
Gotta figure out who's naughty or nice.
Propositions so shrouded in mist,
Want to hit someone with my fist.

Fiorina, You gotta be kidding! She outsourced 30K jobs, is proud of what she did and said she'd do it again. You, too, can be replaced by Joe in India pretending to be an American -- except for the un-understandable accent.

Might as well go for Nightengale as a protest vote; all the polls say Moonbeam will win and you'll be writing about him for four years anyway.

Ace In Pearblossom wrote:

WHAT..?
M-O-N-K-E-Y is a forbidden word Daily News?
Hahahahaha...
Losers...
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Apparently the robotic computer censor doesn't know that is was a real animal monkey, not a slur.

Wonder what the computer will do with this explanation. Does spelling out the word "monkey" make us see stars? What happens if a reporter is writing about Tony V's squeeze's ugly little mutt named Monkey?

Dug really didn't kill the monkey with his car on the freeway, he just got blamed for it. Maybe he'll devote part of a column or an entire one to it during a slow news week. Yeah, right. Like that'll happen around here.

Ace, I guess writing out the word M-O-N-K-E-Y really does make one see stars!

Doug McIntyre thinks like your typical white republican.

Forgives maid Whitman for opposing prop 187.
Forgives maid Whitman for opposing SB1070.
Forgives maid Whitman for not having any political experience (ref. the Austrian).

Then he/they vote for her.

In case you did not know it maid Whitman is a white girl. Perhaps that has a lot to do with the forgiveness.

Abel Maldonado runs for Lieutenant Governor and white republicans turn their back on him.

This is interesting.

I had a problem once and asked for help serveral people, from state assembly to my congressman and nobody would help me. I was desperate. I called Barbara Boxer. And she helped me. Not her personally but the people in her office. Problem resolved in 48 hours. I am voting for only one Democrat and that person is Barbara Boxer. I simply need her. Do you think Carly Fiorina would do the same? I don't.

Benny wrote:

I had a problem once and asked for help serveral people, from state assembly to my congressman and nobody would help me. I was desperate. I called Barbara Boxer. And she helped me. Not her personally but the people in her office. Problem resolved in 48 hours. I am voting for only one Democrat and that person is Barbara Boxer. I simply need her. Do you think Carly Fiorina would do the same? I don't.

Funny, I wrote her and I got a generic, thank you for contacting...blah..blah..blah, why don't you ask the people in the San Joaquin Valley who stand in food lines for food and who used to be USED TO BE a strong farming community. Until, the folks like Boxer thought a little smelty fish was more important than the water needed to prosper for these farmers. After looking up your zip and name maybe you were a registered Democrat, I am a decline to state-there you have it...

How nice it must be for her to have her own personal ATM. I wonder if she charges herself a fee each time she uses it? I remember the last time a Businessman got elected into office, weren't the Bush years fun? Let's do it again only localize it to california, bobblehead meg.

http://www.youtube.com/watch...

Gee Whiz...

No wonder so few even bother to vote with LOSE-LOSE choices like these...

It's a real NO BRAINER for me. I am throwing away my votes for Libertarians...

So what if Jerry The Fairy and Bah-Bah win?

I will be able to still LIKE myself and NOT feel dirty and used by voting for R-I-N-O-S...

Is that word censored here too? Can't be too careful can you?

Let's try this animal word as a test case...

Giraffe...

How About Cheetah?

Or maybe Water Buffalo?

Oh yeah and check out the GRID LOCK today when dah Bama man comes to Smell-A to campaign for that cute little Blondy Bah-Bah Boxer.

Gag me with a spoon...

Fionreeeena hahahahaha...

NO MISTER BILL....

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeee..!

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"In Brown's world, California should not only keep its sanctuary policies, each of us is also morally obligated to hire lawyers to defend illegal aliens when they commit perjury and present phony Social Security cards. Need anyone say more?"

This is why I read the Daily, these unlikely outcroppings of media sanity. If fact, many of us who are eccentric enough to object to the 4-decade-long invasion of the United States will not be able to vote for either major party nominee for governor. The good news: This election cycle, California is in a minority when it comes to being so severely limited in its opportunities to vote for immigrationally sane top statewide candidates.
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Border Enforcement + Immigration Moratorium = Job, Crime and Eco Sanity.

Tit for Tat wrote:

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Funny, I wrote her and I got a generic, thank you for contacting...blah..blah..blah, why don't you ask the people in the San Joaquin Valley who stand in food lines for food and who used to be USED TO BE a strong farming community. Until, the folks like Boxer thought a little smelty fish was more important than the water needed to prosper for these farmers. After looking up your zip and name maybe you were a registered Democrat, I am a decline to state-there you have it...

Maybe you were asking her for something she couldn't help you with. Maybe you don't want to pay your mortgage and asked her to give you a break. Or maybe you were asking her to give you a million dollars.
Water shortages are due to drought not smelt. The times are changing now and the government doesn't want to pay farmers for everything anymore. Farmers who want to stay in business are collecting water on their own. They are innovative and the government should be helping them. Besides, farming in California is only small percentage of the economy. For those who can't make profit it might be better to get food stamps. And cheaper for the rest of us.

Keep out of politics Doug. Your biases are turning us off from your otherwise commonsense articles.

What wrote:

i would NEVER vote for someone who has exclude herself from ever voting in past elections, And wants to give more tax breaks to millionaries.

But you WOULD vote for a man who's made his entire living on the backs of taxpayers and who caused our bankruptcy and decline of our econommy and society by unionizing public employees in 1979 because he believes that government and its bureaucrats deserve more taxpayer money than working people deserve to keep ... so who gives a rat's arse who you'd vote for.

Dug backs The Losers...

Dug was down for Walter Moore too.

And Dug actually LIKES Jazz...

And I heard, that coincidentially, Freddy In South Central died about the same time Dug didn't run over that poor pet monkee that was just waving to passersby on the freeway and really not bothering anyone.

I hear that the monkee's name was Jasper...

More to follow...

Stay tuned everyone...

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Doug, could you please tell us who you recommend for County Assessor? Thanks. And thanks also for all the other info as to why you are voting the way you are.

1) Oh yeah, voting Libertarian will REALLY solve the problem!
2) It isn't a question of IF one loses their radio job, it's WHEN one loses their radio job! EVERYONE loses their radio job! Losing a radio job is no indication of one's skills/talents. Ya' use that as a barometer & well, you're a moron.
3) RandB Junkie: For the same reason you pay for a stretch of street in a place in the State on which you will never drive. Duh.
4) Arizona is not a failed State. That would be like saying you are a failed person, and you are not. You may not be where you want to be in life, but that does not mean you are "failed".
5) Ace: You wrote:' "Votting" for a loser'. The correct way to spell that word would be "voting". Additionally, you spelled "remember" incorrectly, "the gay marriage" should not have capitals in it, "Poor" should not be capitalized, and there should be quotes around "I told you so.".
6) The rest of you, please consider eating cheese and crackers-to go with your WHINE.