Bare-faced cheek: Britain's love affair with streakers

I have some inside info that Jose Rodriguez had to resign and destroy all sorts of tapes because he had a huge hot tub installed in his office that nobody at Langley HQs knew about.Mike Hayden walked in on Jose Rodriguez while he was hitting a bong with Cynthia McCain and Valerie Plame.They were all buck naked while Cheech and Chong were rolling some joints.John McCain doesn't care because he has all these interns that sit on his lap at his private office in Arizona.Michael Hayden doesn't know what the hell to do with the hot tub.They can't get a security clearance high enough for a contruction crew to go in there and tear it down.You wouldn't believe the porno movies they were watching and making while hitting the bong.Jose Rodriguez was so inebriated that he destroyed all sorts of company business tapes by mistake.

the Real Lance Winslow wrote:

I saw a moslem streaker the other day - she ran across a football pitch with her nose showing.

OI! I am the real Lance Winslow. And that's my joke.

the Real Lance Winslow wrote:

I saw a moslem streaker the other day - she ran across a football pitch with her nose showing.

LOL !!

A muslim woman knocked on my door the other day, so i spoke to her through the letterbox to see how she liked it

I have been hearing rumors around DC that Michael Bloombooger is planning to run for Prez.He was behind the story about MACKY(John McCain).Bloombooger is also jealous of Macky's girlfriends.

Raul Catsro told me over our NSmierdA phone tap coversation that Arnold endorsed Macky becuase he enjoyed the wife swapping they have been doing for years.Cindy McCain and Arnold have an ongoing affair to spice up their mariiages.arnold loves to feel up on Cindy McCain.But when John McCain pinched Maria Shriver on the ass recently Maria Shriver slapped him hard on the face.Macky asked what was wrong?
"You snored all night long and NOW you want to pinch my ass?"..that was her reply.Those Irish women are even hotter than the Hipsanic women.Arnold doesn't know what he's talking about.

By the way Orla Guerin has been known to have the same mood swings with her girlfriends as well as her male lovers.Anybody in Ireland or Britain who has slept with her should post their commentaries or write the Cuban embassy in London with their toughts on the subject.

I know for a fact that Orla Guerin has mood swings with her "girlfriends".Everyo ne should also contact the Venezuelan embassy in London regarding this website.

I can not confirm or deny that past of National Missile Defense includes putting wafer-thin detection devices on a nude model while naked (stallite-guided) IR cameras ...oops!!!I think that might be clASSified???Mishal husain and Campbell Brown love the idea of taking naked pictures of streaking man.That is alos kina ClASSi...

My wife used to love taking pictures of men in massage parlors and extorting them like what Norah O' Donnell does with her Irish Mafia connections.However,my wife is filthy rich-that's why I married her-and didn't know what to do with the money.Has anybody read about the tax evation story in Leichtenstein-I wonder if the Luya Dubya people can pronounce that or find it on a map?Some of Angela' Merkel's best friends wanted to invset in that transaction but they wouldn't pay for protection.That's why they got nailed.I wonder if Norah O'Donnel has pictures of me and the Geisha grils he intoduced me to the night before we bombed the Chinese embassy in Belgrade ,Yugoslavia.Wesley Clark was incredibly drunk that night.He kept slapping Hillary on the ass and pinching her breast. Bill Clinton had to come in and stop it.Then George Tenet found out and was jealous because he wanted to swap wives with me and Wesley Clark.There is a PARADE magazine that has the naked pictures and satellite GPS Star Wars program in code.I think I'll let somebody else reveal that for now.Do contact the Venezuelan and Cuban embassies in London and ask them abbout the contents of this website.

Philip Agee told me in a secret phone call after he faked his death and went into hiding....oops!I wasn't supposed to...Oh well,Philip Agee will be outhousing Parde magazine for 9/25/2005 I think.It has Bill Clinton on the cover.We should log on to ABCNEWS and look at the streaker getting hit by some rugby player..That streaker is a genius.He can now sue the rugby player,the team he works for as well as the onwer's of the stadium.BEFORE anybody goes streaking in public like that,make sure you take a good look at the protfolio of the people involved.Hopefully somebody will be stupid enough-like the rugby player- to open the doors to huge civil suits.Have a very good and heartless attorney at your side like John Yoo.Fidel Castro called me in secret and told me that the streaker in the video was trying to impress Jan Crawford Greenburg and that it one of those LSD/PCP mind experiment games hatched up by the Central Intelligence Agency and their genius psychobabble staff.Fidel and Raul Castro are no doubt monitoring this website.

This naked aggression will not stand!!!Read my lips No New Taxes!!!Voodoo Econimics!!!....Jodie Foster?My son Neil?Silverado?

Hugo Cahvez te dejas de mariconerias con Equador y Colombia!!!

Hugo Chavez vaz a salir de Venezuela a patada por los cojones!!!

Before I start outing PARADE I need some background outing.Valerie Plame had just been outhoused on Bastille Day of 2003.Look at the LA TIMES for 9/17/2003.There should be a California Bathrooms ad along with a Michaels' Arts and Crafts ad...I forgot what page.Mishal Husain did a BBC broadcast dressed in red and white that very day.I think Bashar Al Assad already knows about this because he's an eye doctor?At least that's what Fidel Castro told me.It has to do with secret laser barcode reading of human skin and biometrics...More to come.Mishal Husain loves it because she gets to take naked pictures of men with Unlce Sammy's classified IR...imaging cameras for national security reasons...a temporary laser signature inside the human eye so journalists like Elizabeth Vargas also take naked pictures of men when they interview bozos like George Walker Bush at the White House...It's like a retina scan that prevents ugly-ass terorristssssss-say with a Crawford,Texas drawl-from making doubles and using suicide bombers...Oh well,I will continue with the Playgirl/Playboy national security outhousing some other time...

All lies ... lies!

El Nuevo Poema con el titulo:
George W. Bush

Hugo!!!
Yo te aseguro
Patadas por el culo!!!

El Daniel Ortega tiene una lengua muy delicada...

Didnt this used to be the UK section or is this the new English?

There are a lot of Brits in the Santa Monica area of LA.they have connections to the Nicaraguan consulate, where Daniel Ortega has a nest of spies...I need to let everybody know about ENRON:The Samrtest Guys in the Room.I used the word asswhole several times then there is a quick shot of Amanda usisng the same phrase.We did not come to terms with our mutual bisexual/lesbian desires until we saw ourselves on film.Now Amanda and I are letting loose...Danny Ortega's tongue is VERY delicate is what amanda is saying.That's for those of you who need translations.

MI-6 is spending your taxes from the UK on spying on Danny Ortega..Porter Goss has soemthing to do with it...